Matt Damon Teased for Bad Breath, Hair Plugs
Matt Damon took some serious ribbing Saturday night when he was honored in Beverly Hills with the 24th American Cinematheque Award.
Jimmy Kimmel teasingly said,
“He doesn’t deserve this award. I don’t know who they weren’t able to get, but I’d go with Tom Selleck before I’d go with Matt Damon.”
Sarah Silverman, who joked that she gave Damon, 39, “his first really big break” with their crudely funny 2008 viral video hit, said she was going to have a hard time roasting him.
“The worst thing I could say is, you know, Matt Damon is like, maybe he’s a perfectionist,” she told the audience, which included Don Cheadle, former President Bill Clinton and Damon’s Invictus director Clint Eastwood.
“And his breath is like, Jesus! And his hair plugs are really obvious. Besides that, there’s like nothing. So sorry, roast not possible!”
I could care less about the hair plugs, it’s the nasty breath that’s giving me the willies.
source: Stars Tease Matt Damon for Bad Breath, Hair Plugs [people magazine]
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