Perez Hilton Hosting “One Night in Austin”

Perez Hilton is coming to my town, and that makes me very sad. He claims to be throwing a “truly epic” party that will be the “unofficial end of SXSW that everyone MUST attend”.

Bleh.

South by Southwest has always been an incredible event here in Austin, showcasing indie talent from around the world and featuring some major headliners. Austin gets absolutely packed during this time of year, and it’s standing room only pretty much anywhere you go. I am frankly a bit pissed off to see some media whore sleazebag like Perez Hilton claiming to be throwing “the hottest party in all of Austin”.

No, dipshit, the hottest party in all of Austin would be SXSW.

I love the wording on his post, also… it almost makes it sound like he and his crew are running SXSW. What a bag of douche.

Anyway, if you’re a fan of Perez, and whatever crappy thing he has going on there, you can win passes to his “epic” event on his site. I kind of want to go, so that I can make him cry on video again, but I won’t say how I would like to do that. I don’t want to get sued.

Anyone like the Black Eyed Peas? Great band.

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