Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Will Not Show Augmented Boobies

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is being cast now, and according to the Times Online a casting document states,

“Beautiful female fit models, must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”

A former casting agent was quoted as saying,

“In the last movie there were enhanced breasts to give that 18th-century whoreish look and men were pretty well padded to and no one worried. But times are changing and the audience can spot false breasts.”

Penelope Cruz is rumored to be appearing alongside Johnny Depp in this one, which is due to be released in May 2011. Uber-hottie Keira Knightly is not going to be in this movie. That fact, along with the absolute lack of fantastically shaped man made breasts have made my desire to see this movie pretty much cease to exist.

Source: Boob jobs banned from Pirates of the Caribbean [MSN]

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