We all know that having sex for the first time is definitely not like it is in the movies, the majority of us have horror stories about losing our virginity and it seems we aren’t alone. Here are a few celebrities who have dished the dirt on their first time, some of them are open about it being awful and some try to make it seem all wonderful.
Tina Fey didnâ€™t lose her virginity till the ripe age of 24, telling David Letterman she â€œcouldnâ€™t give it awayâ€ and explained to Vanity Fair, â€œI remember bringing people over in high school to playâ€”thatâ€™s how cool I amâ€”that game Celebrity. Thatâ€™s how I successfully remained a virgin well into my 20s, bringing gay boys over to play Celebrity.â€ Sounds like a normal Friday night for me!
Marilyn Manson wrote about his first time ever (with a girl named Tina) in The Long Road Out Of Hell: “We sat down on the side of a hill. Instantly, we began making out, and within minutes I had my hand down her pants. The first thing that went through my mind was how hairy she was. Maybe she didnâ€™t have a mother to teach her about shaving her bikini line … Just the thrill of penetration was enough to make me orgasm, and before I was even in all the way, it was over. It was literally pump and dump.”
Celine Dionâ€™s first time was naturally with her much older manager-turned-hubby, RenÃ© AngÃ©lil., who she says she pursued sexually. She wrote in My Story, My Dream:
“It was in Dublin, on that unforgettable day of April 30, 1988, the evening of the Eurovision competition … He went back to my room with me … I was seated at the head of the bed, legs folded under the covers. I was happy about being alone with the man I loved. And I had a very precise plan. I took his head in my hands and I kissed him on the lips. I put my arms around his neck … He held me tight, the door still open behind him. Then he removed my arms. He fled to his room. I stayed there for a moment all alone, my heart beating â€” trembling and dumbfounded. I knew that Iâ€™d won. The flight was an admission of it. I grabbed the telephone and called his room to tell him: â€œIf you donâ€™t come back here immediately, Iâ€™m going to knock on your door.â€ But there was no answer. It was he who called me several minutes later from the lobby of the hotel. To ask if I was all right. And then he told me: â€œIf you really want to, Iâ€™ll be the first.â€ And I answered him: â€œYouâ€™ll be the first. And the only.â€ All my feminine charms, all the sex appeal I have for men I invested in my conquest of RenÃ© AngÃ©lil.”
Jerry Hallâ€™s first time orgasming was unorthodoxâ€”and no, it wasnâ€™t with Mick Jagger. Try her horse, Flicka. â€œIt was really cold and there was ice on the ground,â€ she recalled. â€œI wanted to get warm so I opened my coat and lay over my horse. To get warm. It just happened. I was very lucky.â€ She eventually lost her v-card at age 14 to a bull rider, which is better than an actual bull, amiright?
Jaime Pressly told Howard Stern that she lost her virginity at the age of 14, but at such a young age she complained it wasnâ€™t a good experience as she was â€œtoo tightâ€ and the guy she was with â€œnever finished.â€ Ahh, too tight. Those were the daysâ€¦
Brooke Shields apparently gave it up to Dean Cain in college, but wishes she had done it earlier than age 22. She told Health magazine: â€œI think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldnâ€™t have had issues with weightâ€”I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, thatâ€™s a health regret.â€
Lisa Kudrow should feel right at home with Brooke and Tina Fey, as she too waited a while to have sex for the first time, holding off until she married her husband. Of her virginity, Kudrow said, â€œMy virginity was something I had decided was very precious, something that I owned, to give away. It was an honor I was bestowing on a young man, and he had to be worthy of it.â€ Iâ€™m surprised sheâ€™s not a more vocal abstinence advocate, arenâ€™t you?
Matthew Fox just dished to Playboy that he lost his virginity at age 12 to a woman who â€œwas about two years older than me. It wasnâ€™t her first time.â€ He continued: â€œI can actually see the event in my mindâ€™s eye, like photographs. It was in Dubois, Wyoming, where the population sign probably says, to this day, about 1,000. It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in townâ€¦ It was absolutely terrible and awkwardâ€”just two f**king kids lying down and pulling our pants down.â€
Dina Gravell, a blonde with blue eyes, met Tiger when she was 17 and he was 16 in a high school accounting class in Calif. The woman, who took Tiger Woodsâ€™ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters. The pair dated for more than three years and even made plans to get married.
“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission. When I was 13, and I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment–it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of.”
â€œFor some reason, I was trying to portray myself as a man who had done it (had sex) many times in the past. I didnâ€™t tell the girl I was a virgin. I was all, â€˜Donâ€™t worry, babe. Iâ€™m gonna handle it tonight.â€™ And meanwhile I was shaking in my boots.â€He added, â€œGetting naked was very strange. It was the first time Iâ€™d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place. I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movieâ€¦[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldnâ€™t get in correctly. Iâ€™m not extremely well-endowedâ€¦and clearly this wasnâ€™t the move.”
This sexy hunk who’s Demi Moore’s man had a rather unpleasant first stand. Kutcher revealed to a UK-based tabloid: “It was out in the woods and it was horrible. It was a girl I’d just met who my buddy set me up with. The whole thing lasted like two seconds. It was really awkward. Two years later, I had sex with her again just to show her that the first performance was a fluke and I’d got much better.” Well, Ashton life’s all about second chances, didn’t we tell you that!
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