Lady Gaga Is The New Street Name For Heroin

Back in November the latest name on the street for purchasing heroin was Twilight because bags with Robert Pattinson‘s face on them were being sold. Now it seems Twilight is out and Lady GaGa is in for the drug world.

The other day Jeffrey J. Williams, a man from Syracuse, stepped off the bus from New York City and got busted for carrying about 400 glassine bags containing heroin in his pants. Police received a tip from someone so they already had a search warrant ready to search him and his luggage, when they searched him they found the bags which each had Lady GaGa written on them.

When they weighed the drugs, it all came to 15.6 grams of heroin which would sell on the street for up to $6,000. He was charged with two felonies and a misdemeanor of criminal possession of a controlled substance.

What I don’t get is, when the bus was pulling up to the station surely he would have seen an army of police waiting around the are? He could have easily dumped the drugs on the bus. Now you know what to ask your dealer for when you go buy your heroin, just say you want the Lady GaGa brand. It wouldn’t surprise me if she is on this herself to make an extra bit of cash.

source: Syracuse police seize ‘Lady Gaga’ heroin in Regional Transportation Center bust [Syracuse]

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