Shauna Sand is an Attention Whore

…like we didn’t know that already.

The Beach Bunny Swimwear Party in Los Angeles was going well last night until cries of “shark! shark!” where heard throughout the area. People panicked and looked around briefly before realizing that there could be no shark there. This was an indoor event.

Then came the terror. A shrill scream followed by the yell “I was wrong, it’s not a shark! It’s Shauna Sand wearing little to nothing!” arose. Chaos ensued. People were mauled to death trying to escape from the exits, which had not been marked well enough for this event, since they knew in advance that the first carrier of airborne crabs in the world would be showing up.

I blame the event staff for this tragedy. Dozens dead. Hundreds attacked by crabs using homemade flying apparatuses to flee Shauna Sand’s body in terror.

This is inexcusable.

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