The 10 Most Inappropriate Album Covers Ever

Have you ever gone into a music store and been totally confused about whether some albums are actually serious or just a joke? Well here is a list of 10 of the most inappropriate album covers ever…

Brainstorm – Smile a While

The above cover of the album Smile a While, by German heavy metal band, Brainstorm, leave us simply unnerved, bemused, or smiling a while.

Millie Jackson – Back to the S..t

We’re not smiling at Millie Jackson’s 1989 Back to the S..t album cover, though. We defy anyone not to recoil at this sight of Millie on the dunny.

Betty Staples – Organ Fantasy

The smile, the balloons, the party hat in Betty’s hair, the innocent pairing of the words ‘organ’ and ‘fantasy’. We love it!

Keith Rowland – My Beauty

We’ve nothing against men in feminine attire, but in Keith’s case, we’re just not sure he pulls it off.

Barry Louis Polisar – I Eat Kids

There’s a palpable incongruousness between the title of this album and the happy-homestead snap. Barry, we’re baffled.

Paddy Roberts – Songs for Gay Dogs

From the days when ‘gay’ meant ‘happy’. Still, ‘Songs for Happy Dogs’: it’s a strange concept.

The Frivolous Five – Sour Cream and Other Delights

Who put them up to this?

The Brothers Johnson – Light up the Night

Here are The Brothers Johnson, a band consisting of the musicians, and brothers, George aka ‘Lightnin’ Licks’ and Louis Jagger Johnson, aka ‘Thunder Thumbs’, displaying brotherly love.