‘The Bachelor Breakup’ Coming July 5

Because nothing is private in the lives of attention seeking douchebag reality stars, ABC will be broadcasting a special titled “The Bachelor Breakup” on July 5.

Filmed one day after Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka officially announced their breakup, the special is going to show all of the drama and strife that follows a celebrity split. Well, a celebrity split that involves two morons, at least.

According to the ABC press release:

“Vienna calls Jake ‘a liar’ and ‘a fame whore.’ Jake feels Vienna always undermines him and tears him down. They face off about who broke up with whom. Vienna defends herself against allegations of infidelity.”

Sources are also claiming that Vienna “fleeced” Jake out of tens of thousands of dollars during their engagement. Which is completely shocking, since I’m pretty sure that every woman on that show was interested in Jake’s rugged good looks and boyish charm rather than the ton of money in his bank account.

Just to throw the icing on top of this WTF cake, a bunch of images of Vienna being a whore have surfaced, including this one taken during a spring break trip to the Bahamas in 2009 where here face was introduced to some random dude’s crotch while on stage.

Now we see why she was named after a sausage. This chick loves the cock.

Click the thumbnails below to see the dude return the favor, and then a little ass sniffing action. Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with bleach.