Tila Tequila Supposedly Tried to Commit Suicide

In today’s attention whore news…

Evil little pixie of doom Tila Tequila claims that she has an alter-ego or split personality named “Jane“. She also claims that “Jane” tried to kill her Friday night. It’s interesting how this happens right after the new season of Celebrity Rehab 4 (that Tequila will be starring in) gets delayed. You have to be in the spotlight somehow, I suppose.

Anyway, Tila posted a blog entry (that has since been removed, I’m guessing) explaining all about how “Jane” sliced up her arm and is trying to kill her. I’d say “Jane” isn’t doing a very good job.

Here’s her rambling post:

“I don’t know what happened. People don’t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there’s glass everywhere. There’s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so f***ed up. Now that I’m awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I’m just crying right now hiding in my toilet…my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don’t know what’s happening! Little Tila.”

I love this part: “There was blood and dope everywhere.”

I think there was blood on the dope’s arm.

Here is the picture she posted along with her little rant:

Okay, now in all seriousness… why haven’t the local authorities gone and picked this nutbar up? Any “normal” person that publicly stated they were covered in blood and surrounded by dope because their evil alter-ego had tried to murder them after getting high and destroying their room would be getting a visit from the men in white coats. I’m sure this is all just a way to draw more attention to herself, but what happens when the dumb bitch messes up and actually does kill herself?

Dozens of people will be sad, that’s what’ll happen. Those 36 or so people will be very angry at the police who did nothing to stop the death of their hero. The media will receive two or three calls wondering why this terrible tragedy wasn’t averted. It’ll be a terrible day for someone.

Let’s not let this happen, folks.

Source: Tila Tequila Posts Shocking Video Of ‘Suicide Attempt’ [Radar Online]

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