Lindsay Refuses To Leave Jail, Wants Hair Done

A corrections officer source explains it is the jail, not Lindsay Lohan, that decides what time and date she will be released, saying it will most likely be around midnight to minimize the press circus that will gather outside.

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Once Lindsay is told she is free it will take her around 2 hours to be processed. During this time she will be able to call her mother, Dina, to come and get her. After all the paperwork is signed, and her belongings returned, she would be free to leave. It is at this point her glam squad has its work cut out for them.

“There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves,” an insider very familiar with Century Regional Correctional Facility said.

“She will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone who works at that jail hates the press. They don’t want to be bothered with all this nonsense and want to rid themselves of Lindsay as quickly as possible.”

When Paris left the same prison a few years ago image experts choreographed her 30 second walk to her waiting SUV step by step, even down to when she cried out “mommy.” Lindsay’s exit will be no different and it has already been decided she will leave wearing her own brand of leggings called ’6126 by Lindsay Lohan.’

Lindsay Lohan's Temporary Home - Century Regional Correctional Facility

“This is Lindsay Lohan’s chance to hit the restart button. To tell the public she has learned her lesson and wants to start over fresh,” says public relations expert, Ronn Torossian, CEO of 5WPR.

“No crazy messages on her nails, looking calm and collected. She can’t look like she’s on a fashion catwalk; rather she should walk quickly with her head slightly bowed. She had her roots touched up before she went into prison and has been gone for such a short period of time, she doesn’t have to worry about that. Expect little makeup and simple hair pulled back into a ponytail.”

And don’t forget Lindsay, you are a great actress, this could be the most important 30 seconds of acting of your her career.

source: Lindsay Refuses to Leave Jail Until She Gets Hair Done [popeater]