Paris Hilton Sunbathes Topless (Photos)

Paris Hilton is getting more and more irrelevant as time goes on, so what’s a girl to do? Take off her clothes, of course! I mean, that’s what she did to kick start her career, right?

Paris was spotted on a friend’s yacht in Sardinia, Italy on Friday, soaking up the sun and trying to regain her significance in the world. If that means taking off her clothes, then you’re in luck.

She must realize that it’s been six whole years since her porn flick came out and she’s gotta do a bunch of stunts to stay in the media spotlight. Can anyone say drug busts?

The more irrelevant she gets, the more she’s going to pull stunts like these to get some media attention. Who is she again? Lulz.

After the jump for the NSFW goodness!

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