The Expendables: A Call to Arms

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood

The Monocular Group has put out a remixed trailer for the upcoming movie The Expendables, starring pretty much every action hero ever.

This trailer is a call to arms for all of us men out there. No longer will we allow our blood and guts action flicks to be buried under a landslide of twinkly-ass pedophile vampires and feel good chick flicks. We must take a stand.

August 13, we must take back what is ours. Say “no” to Julia Roberts! Say “nay” to Eat, Pray, Love!

We are letting teenage girls dictate what movies Hollywood makes. This crap has got to stop. Take your manly ass to the theater on August 13. Shell out a few bucks to support some good old fashioned violence.

Feel like a man again.

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