This B*tch Has the Longest Tongue!

The inescapable fact everyone loves odd animals has not been lost on Guinness World Records — they’ve wheeled out a bevy of interesting animal-based records to promote the launch of their 2011 book.

Weird animal records include the dog with the longest tongue, the world’s smallest cow and a Jack Russell which can burst 100 balloons in 44.49 seconds.

Am I the only one who is extremely disturbed by the texture of it?

This is Puggy the Pekingese from Texas who now holds the Guinness World Record for having the longest doggy tongue on the planet. Puggy’s tongue is so damn long that he can lick your dog’s ass from a few miles away.