PETA Offers To Sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab

We all know that Lindsay Lohan is flat out broke and she is struggling to pay for her latest three month gig in rehab, the other day she was offered a job in porn but now PETA are offering to pay her bills….if she goes vegan.

A rep for PETA says they are willing to pay up to $50,000 if Lohan will give up meat and go vegan. They will give $20k if she gives up animal products, $10k if she remains vegan during her time in rehab and then an additional $10k if she remains a vegan for a whole year. They wrote her a letter saying…

“We understand that you’ve fallen on tough economic times, so we’re writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you’ll consider, PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you’ll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat.”

A rep also says, “Lindsay Lohan is the most visible example of a real addict, and if she can conquer her addiction to meat and cheese, absolutely anyone can, If she does, she’ll not only save animals but save her own health, and she’ll be an example to the millions of people who watch her every step.”

She’s already given up dick and supposedly drugs so how hard can meat be for her?

source: PETA offers to sponsor Lindsay Lohan’s $50,000 rehab stint if she goes vegan [NY Daily News]