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5 Actors Who Really Can’t Sing

There are many actors who take on roles that require them to sing, then there are actors who try both act and have a singing career. Then there are actors who are just awful when it comes to singing, let’s take a look at 5 of them according to ONTD.

5. Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia. Grade: D-

Pierce entered this film with a strategy that has worked for many actors before him, most notably Richard Gere, the sing-speak approach. The key to this strategy is to not sing, really, but instead speak the words to the rhythm of the song, almost like a lame, broadway rap. Somehow Pierce is so musically challenged he couldn’t even manage this. When he was forced to actually sustain a note, things got really bad. This tortured my ears as much as Die Another Day tortured my eyes.

4. Cameron Diaz. Grade: F

Cameron Diaz showcased her vocal stylings in the 1997 film, A Life Less Ordinary. There were a lot of things to love about this quirky comedy. Cameron Diaz’s singing was not one of them. Put down the microphone, honey, Ewan and I are having a moment.

3. Jon Stewart. Grade: F-

Stewart very reluctantly joined the more musically gifted Stephen Colbert in a duet in at the Rally to Restore Sanity/Fear. It restored my fear more than my sanity. Of all the people on this list, he was the only one who had the good sense to apologize afterward.

2. Denise Richards. Grade: F- -

Baseball games have the dubious honor of producing some of the worst celebrity singing in the history of tone-deaf, delusional actors. Only in this context is Denise Richards merely the second worst singer we’ve heard. Take her out to the ballgame. Actually, somebody please just take her out.

1. Roseanne Barr. Grade: F – - -

This really needs no explanation. I wish she had forgotten more of the words. Nay, all of the words.

I think it’s a pretty accurate list, who would you add to it?

source: Actors Who Really Can’t Sing [ONTD]

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