John Mayer Wants To Hook Up With Eva Longoria

John Mayer isn’t wasting any time! Apparently, he wants to hook up with Eva Longoria, even though she has only filed for divorce from her husband just a couple of weeks ago!

He’s quick!

After finding out that she’s getting divorced from Tony Parker, John already wants to get together with her. A friend of his said, “John is crazy about Eva. There is something about newly divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva.”

She is single now, but she’s not thinking about any random hookups, especially with this womanizer. A friend of hers said,
“No way is Eva thinking of another man right now. Mayer can send all the flowers in the world and even show up under her window with his guitar and it would make no difference. Eva wants some alone time. She is still heartbroken about her marriage falling apart.”

So he sent her flowers in an attempt to woo her? John, the ever-loving romantic. Who knew?

I’m glad she’s smarter than to fall for this creton. She obviously knows better than to date someone like him. Good for her. My opinion of her just went up drastically.

Go knock on someone else’s door, John, there’s nothing for you here!

source: Run Eva, Run: John Mayer Wants Your Number – [pop eater]

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