Kathy Griffin In A Bullet-Studded Bikini (Photos)

For what I’m about to do to your eyeballs, I sincerely apologize in advance. You see, Kathy Griffin decided it was necessary to show off her old butt in a bullet-studded camouflage bikini at the VH1 Divas event.

Since I am virtually blinded by this mess, I thought I would share the horror with you. You’re welcome.

Kathy took to the stage and thrusted her crotch into our faces, GO TROOPS! In another photo, she is *allegedly* describing how small Jon Gosselin’s junk is….either that, or how big Jessica Simpson’s brain is. The jury’s still out on that one.

Check out the rest of the photos below and no, we will not be supplying you with eye bleach when your finished.

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