Man Caught Masturbating Over Alan Sugar In Library

The last story involving a man masturbating in public was during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, but this one tops that in my opinion. You see a man in his thirties was in a library reading a copy of Lord Alan Sugar‘s autobiography – while he had a good old fapping session.

The 30-year-old man was seen to be acting strange when going through the business section of a library in England last week before he chose Sugar’s book, What You See Is What You Get, and then he covered his lap with his jacket and began to play with himself.

A witness says “He spent about 20 minutes looking through the books in the business section before selecting Alan Sugar’s autobiography. He was behaving rather oddly so we kept an eye on him and then he just sat down with his coat over his lap and started pleasuring himself as he looked through the book. It was very bizarre behavior and our security guys got a hold of him before too many people saw what he was doing.”

Police were then called and they gave him a warning before he was banned from ever going near the library again. As for what Sugar had to say on it, he says “Took me to seriously when I said cum and get it.”

What is it with these people? Can they not just have a good old session on their own while looking at some porn or something like the rest of us?

source: Title [Digital Spy]