‘Octomom’ Holds Bikini Carwash To Save Her Home

In another futile attempt to stay relevant and to prove herself sexy, mother of 14 Nadya Suleman thought it would be a good idea to hold a bikini car wash.

The car wash is to try and raise funds to help her pay for the mortgage on her house. She has enlisted the help of some D-listers to aide in her cause.

Among them are; Charlie Sheen’s porn star Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila, Reggie Bush’s alleged mistress January Gessert, and Mel Gibson’s alleged mistress Violet Kowal.

Wow, now there’s a bikini car wash you want to be rushing right over to… Not!

Who wants to see Octomom’s nasty body in a bikini anyways, let alone PAY her to squirm around on top of your vehicle all soapy like. Um, Eew.

Car washes are $20, and $30 if you have a larger vehicle like an SUV.

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