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Dr. Drew is preaching to the choir baby! In next month’s issue of Playboy the Celebrity Rehab Doc dives into the crazy of Tom Cruise. (I hope he has a battle axe and foil hat to protect him while he is in there.)
 “A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.”
Oooo, this is all very Robin Williams circa Good Will Hunting with his Matt Damon wall demolishing mantra of “It’s not your fault.” Unfortunatly Tom’s attorney doesn’t find it as amusing as I do. Bert Fields went to the media to air out his thoughts on Dr. Drew.
“This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels.”
This guy is pointing his money encrusted finger for “spewing absurdity” at DOCTOR Drew? WTF?
Bert doesn’t find anything absurd about and alien dictator paralyzing his minions with alcohol and glycol to capture their souls and take them to a volcano planet and dump them, then kill them in a simultaneous blast only to reharvest them and forced them to watch a “three-D, super colossal motion picture” for thirty-six days?
Seriously I couldn’t make this shiz up even after binging on LSD, Red Bull and peyote.
What Others Said:
- Dlisted- “Tommy better not mess with Dr. Drew. He has Chyna on his side and that crazy giant could easily knock Tommy out with one swift punch from her mutant-clit.”
- Hollywood Backwash- “Whatever dude! Have you seen Dr. Drew? He is waaay too hot to be a Nazi. Besides, Tom is the one that looks awful comfy in that German get up.”
Source: Nazi Diagnosis [Page Six]
We all know that Oprah is the shiz when it comes to making money. She commands the minds of underground armies of housewives everywhere. The Queen reclaims her perch at the top of the Forbes Power List for the second year in a row. Her minions sitting below fell short of the $275 million marker.
The Forbes Power List Top 10
1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyoncé Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt
Tiger Woods, not even making half of what Opie made, secured his second place spot at $115 million. Angelina Jolie is up there because her uterus is Brad Pitt’s playground and for bringing home $14 million.
I bet Obama is maniacally laughing on top of Mount Oprah thankful his diabolic plan of garnering the African American version of She-ra on his side is all going according to plan.
Source: Oprah, Brad and Angelina Top New Power List [People]
Sarah Larsen and her breast implants were kicked to the curb by George Clooney . The reason behind their breakup has been the riddled in finger pointing and assumptions. Now we can add another reason to the pile. Larson’s boob job may have been the straw that broke one of the hottest camel in the world’s back.
 “George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed.”
After seeing that she looked like a game hen stuffed with a couple of softballs, he up and left. According to “sources” he left without saying a word. Larsen then found out thanks to the media reports.
“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything.”
Ouch. Looks like old Georgey is guilty of asshatery. It is a shame. Good things he has gobs of cash to keep him warm at night and Larson is kosher if she is ever in a situation that requires a floatation device.
Source: George Clooney Didn’t Like Sarah Larsen’s Boob Job [Entertainmentwise]
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I love Heather Locklear and her crazy drunken ass. This is a good day. What would life be without her hot mess throwing up gang signs and informing the world she doesn’t mind the stinky pinky.
I have no idea what the other signs mean. Perhaps it has something to do with being apart of the Happy Hands Club and this is her interpretation of Tone Loc’s Funky Cold Medina.
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Source: Heather Locklear is Drunken Slut of the Day [Drunken Stepfather]
The Simpson clan is still rallying to keep money flowing. Jessica’s adventures in country music were welcomed with a lukewarm response. Her venture into the perfume industry can now be found in bargain bins at Walgreens and her shoe line is so-so. Now Jess is going to add bra designer to the mix. A Jessica Simpson lingerie line is headed to a K-Mart near you.
“I like different lingerie for different occasions,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily about the new Jessica Simpson Intimates collection. “I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”
She has already entitled the line the self congratulating bras, panties, pajamas and underwear line erasing shapewear “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates.”
You know it is only a matter of time before jealous younger sister Ashlee Simpson throws her hat into the ring. I just don’t think there will be much of a demand for panties that fall apart under pressure. Huzza!
Source: Simpson Slipping into Something [E Online]
It looks like Britney Spears has declared war on all things related to underwear. Her we have the braless wonder at CVS shopping for what I can only guess is enough Red Bull and stool softeners to keep her loose through Independence day.
While she is anti-bra, she has been making trips to visit Marilyn Monroe’s gravesite. While at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery she picked out her burial plot.
“Britney is fascinated with Marilyn and visits her grave often. Since she’s been getting her life together she’s been reading about the star and recently has been glued to a book about the actress. She’s fascinated that Marilyn asked her favourite make-up artist to make her look beautiful after she died and picked her own burial plot. So when Britney saw Rudolph Valentino’s grave at the cemetery she shrieked and said she wanted one.”
Super creepy! I am aware that it is a part of life, but to be excited about purchasing a grave like you are buying another chihuahua to complete your petting zoo? Weird.
Source: Britney Spears [X17]
Poor Kate Moss. She wanted to go to the bathroom to “powder her nose” with her lady friends and was denied. While at Milk Studios she and some friends wanted to use the toilet simultaneously and the club’s policy is strictly one at a time. Kate and lack of access to coke…drama ensued.
“Kate was at the Agent Provocateur event,” said our spy, “and she was trying to get into the bathroom with three friends.” An attendant told the model - who was once caught on video snorting cocaine - there was a strict one person at a time policy. Moss flipped out, saying “But I’m hosting the event,” according to the source. “Kate said, ‘forget it’ and walked away. Twenty minutes later she left with her group, yelling about finding another place.”
I don’t know why this crazy bitch went all diva on them. She is like the Dyson vacuum of the coke world. She totally could have used the opportunity to suck down all the blow first and then be all “what coke?” to her friends waiting for their turn. Eh, don’t feel bad for Kate. I am sure she found some random van to shoot up in later.
What Others Said:
- Evil Beet Gossip- “You know how some people are pee-shy? Like, they can’t pee when someone’s watching them? I think Kate Moss is the opposite of pee-shy. She simply cannot urinate unless there are a minimum of three people there to watch her.”
- Hollyscoop- “Hmmm…fishy fishy. Maybe she wanted of them to help her wipe?”
Source: Toilet Train [Page Six]
You may be thinking, “Who the funk is Abigail Clancy?” Or you maybe thinking, “I don’t care! Boobies! Abigail Clancy topless photos!”
Clancy is an English lingerie model and catwalk princess. If you keep up on football, the British version of soccer, you might recognize her s Peter Crouch’s girlfriend.
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Source: Abigail Clancy Topless Bikini Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
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Now this is a diet I could live by. Kate Beckinsale says she is too good at sex to be in the kitchen. She is admittedly a terrible cook. In replacement of a good home cooked meal, she is willing to get her knees dirty.
“I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
Beckinsale also insist she is not slutty.
“I was called a slut when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”
Ummmm…that is nice. I am not a guy, but the idea of a woman naming her vag “Pharaoh’s Tomb” is less than appealing.
Source: “I’m too good at sex” [The Sun]
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Just Lame Stuff linked with Kate Beckinsale Replaces Food With Sex
The Hulk’s son has finally been moved from solitary confinement after being a little bitch and whining until he got his way. Big surprise. His legal team has been fighting to get Nick Hogan out of the lonely cell for weeks now. In the latest effort, the judge put the kibosh on moving Hogan Jr. So they threatened a lawsuit. The Pinellas County Sherriff’s Office claimed it had nothing to do with the lawyers knocking on their door.
“[This is a] result of routine and ongoing assessments of inmate population and classification,”
He wanted out of solitary and put on house arrest. He felt that it was unfair that he was sitting alone in his cell while his “best friend” is practically a vegetable because Nick is douche bag and makes Kevin Federline look like Mother Theresa. What is unfair is that while Nick’s Candy Ass sits around sucking his thumb and running around with a mouth full of those ridiculous cubic zirconium “grillz” John struggles to live. (P.S. Nick- look in the mirror….you are white.)
I say he should enjoy solitary before his demands include one of those rubber rings to sit on and a tube of Preparation H.
What Others Said:
- Dlisted- “Nick will have a ball….or two…..or six! In a couple of days, his ass will be aching to get back into solitary.”
- The Superficial- “So, in legal terms, Nick’s lawyers claimed he’s suffering from “unbearable anxiety” to which the judge responded, “How bout he grow a pair?”
Source: Nick Bollea Transferred Out of Solitary Confinement [People]
My God man. At first this looks like a average photo of Mischa Barton, until her camel toe punches you in the face. Someone should really tell her.
Pssst! Hey…ya. Mischa…your moose knuckle is dragging on the floor.
Source: Mischa Barton Partying [Ninja Dude]
Lima is best known for her Victoria Secret campaigns. She is a model for the lingerie giant and has also worked with Vera Wang, Valentino, Christian Lacroix and Armani. Adriana Lima nude photos are odd due to the fact that she is a pious virgin.
“Sex is for after marriage,” she explained. “They (men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”
Didn’t Britney Spears say the same thing? Damn Justin Timberlake corrupting the world’s virgins.
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Source: Adriana Lima Naked [City Rag]
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As if you care what I have to say at this point. But here we have Dita Von Teese nude in the July issue of Maxim magazine.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Just seeing if you were paying attention.
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Source: Dita Von Teese is Hot [Superficial Diva]
 
WTF? What kind of dumb ass robber uses a thong to rob a store? Apparently a bunch of, what I am assuming are mildly mentally handicapped, assailants wearing thongs on their heads knocked over a Colorado convenience store.
A surveillance video released this week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the robbery May 16.
One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man’s nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen items.
Was K-Mart out of ski masks? I mean they are in Colorado, land of skiing right?
Source: Beware the Whale Tale Gang [MSNBC]
Christina is shaking her baby maker and I must say that is actually rather disturbing.
Christina Aguilera dry humped some blonde chick at LAX nightclub. The Dirrty dancer even rubbed mystery blonde’s face into her enhanced cleavage at one point during the night. Then after she finished her lesbian mating dance she retired to the VIP section of the club and got cozy with British jewellery designer Stephen Webster.
I am all for leaving the kiddies with Granny and Peepaw for the night to go out and have some mommy time. No one likes to tell little Timmy that he needs to go play upstairs because momma’s buzz is starting to wear off. However, keep your baby dispenser covered. For God’s sake woman, you are a mother!
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Source: Christina Aguilera Dirrty Dance [Daily Mail]
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