Here’s a fun quote from Lily Allen - she wants to quit the music industry before 25 so she can ‘lead a normal life’.
“I’d like to live in the country and have chickens and pigs. It’s a great job but it doesn’t leave time for what’s important - like having a family. I’m going to do one more album. I just want to make some money - maybe I could retire at 25.”
I can totally picture Lily on a farm in overalls with cows everywhere.
Penelope Cruz is going to play a porn star in her next project. That would be all fine and good if the her co-star wasn’t her sister Monica and the two weren’t appearing in their brother’s rock video. Eduardo’s next album is “Cosas Que Contar (Things to Tell)”.
Yikes. That’s a little too much family togetherness.
Source: “Penelope Cruz to play porn star…with her brother & sister” [Damn I’m Cute]
Talk about getting into the role. When Joaquin Phoenix was filming “We Own The Night”, he had to film a vomiting scene. And no, he wasn’t faking it.
He says,
“You take a lot of cereal, you drink a lot of milk and you pound down two waters in a row and you jump up and down and you put your hand down your throat and you wiggle it all around until you vomit.”
That’s disgusting - was it necessary to share this with us?
It’s probably always a good idea to have a double if you’re a celebrity, but I’ve never seen a double spot on as Jessica Alba’s.
The two shopped at Sephora in Toronto yesterday where Jessica has been filming “The Love Guru”. But rumor has it Jessica might head to Broadway after that. She revealed to Regis and Kelly that she was approached for “Speed-the-Plow”. She’s not sure her fans want to see her on stage though, and I’m pretty sure I agree with her.
I would just never have put Jessica Alba and Broadway in the same sentence before unless it was something like, “Jessica Alba tripped and fell while shopping on Broadway this morning.” Acting wouldn’t have really been involved.
Source: “Jessica Alba Takes a Twinsie Shopping Day” [Pop Sugar]
I feel like this can’t be real, but if it was, it’s damn funny. Apparently the Naked Chef, Jamie Oliver, called Angelina Jolie for an interview. I don’t know why the Naked Chef is getting interviews with Angelina Jolie, but that’s beside the point.
During the interview, Jamie asked Angelina about her daughter, but he mixed up the letters and ended up asking her about “Piloh Shitt”. Ha!
In apology, he sent her a Cheerios pudding. I don’t think I’d accept that apology - gross.
A source said,
“It was just a slip of the tongue. But it did sound like he was dissing her first-born.”
Source: “Jamie Oliver Will Pay For This” [dlisted]
Hulk Hogan’s wife, Linda Bollea, has filed for divorce from the all-star wrestler. The court documents were submitted on Tuesday, November 20 citing “irreconcilable differences”.
They always looked so happy together on “Hogan Knows Best”, but you never can tell I guess. I’m telling you, celebrity couples should NOT do reality TV. It has never ended well. I don’t care how much money they’ll give you, it’s a bad idea.
Source: “Hulk Hogan’s Wife Files for Divorce” [Celebrity Smack]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
This may not be very surprising to many of you, but here’s another story about Kate Moss and drugs. Last week she was at a friends’ birthday party and she started begging the DJ to give her drugs.
DJ Elliot Eastwick says Kate was not all there when she approached him.
“It was obvious she was on drugs, I’ve seen enough drugged up people to know…[she was] sweaty, fidgety and desperate to dance. She kept saying ‘make me rave, make me rave’.”
Then she got into a fight with Sienna Miller over her boyfriend Rhys Ifans. Kate told Sienna “she’d have an enemy for life” if she hurt Ifans.
This will probably only help her career. Last time there was a drug scandal she signed contracts with Louis Vuitton, Donna Karan, and Virgin Mobile.
Maybe she and Britney Spears should host a parenting class together.
Source: “Kate Moss Fights, Begs for Drugs at Party” [Right Celebrity]
Check out this Maury Povich onesy for babies that says “I Met My Daddy on Maury.” It’s actually pretty funny, but if a parent ever actually dressed their kid in one of these I don’t think I’d laugh. What’s better is that NBC is the one selling them!
Get your holiday shopping done early with one of these.
Source: “BEST XMAS GIFT EVER: The Maury Onesy” [Best Week Ever]
What the hell is going on here? Kevin Federline shaved himself a mohawk! Is that the best way to a judge’s heart in the middle of a custody battle? Sure Britney Spears looks worse every day, but you don’t need to make the decision more of a close call.
Britney didn’t even need that private investigator she hired to catch this one. Despite the mohawk, though, Kevin’s attorney doesn’t seem too worried.
“I don’t think (Federline) would be concerned about it, and I don’t think he has to change anything he is doing in order to address that,” said Mark Kaplan.
And as far as mohawks go, this is like the worse one ever.
Source: “Kevin Federline Says His Closet is Skeleton-Free” [A Socialite’s Life]
It seems like all the celebrities are getting tattoos these days, and Eva Longoria is no different. She got the date of her wedding to Tony Parker tattooed on the inside of her wrist.
Eva and Tony were married on the lucky 7-7-07, but the tattoo is in Roman Numerals, reading, VII VII MMVII. The whole Roman numerals thing seems a little excessive, but otherwise I think it’s sweet.
Now she’s just like David and Victoria Beckham and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - how cute.
Source: “Eva Longoria gets her Wedding Date Tattooed on her Wrist” [Style Ikon]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
The inspiration of Neil Diamond’s ‘Sweet Caroline’ has finally come to light - it’s Caroline Kennedy.
“I’ve never discussed it with anybody before — intentionally,” the 66-year-old singer-songwriter told The Associated Press on Monday during a break from recording. “I thought maybe I would tell it to Caroline when I met her someday.”
And he got the chance at last week’s 50th birthday party for the former president’s daughter.
Neil was inspired by a photograph he saw as a “young, broke songwriter.”
“It was a picture of a little girl dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony,” Diamond recalled. “It was such an innocent, wonderful picture. I immediately felt there was a song in there.”
“It was a No. 1 record and probably is the biggest, most important song of my career, and I have to thank her for the inspiration,” he said. “I’m happy to have gotten it off my chest and to have expressed it to Caroline. I thought she might be embarrassed, but she seemed to be struck by it and really, really happy.”
Neil is still working, currently recording another album. Another album? Shouldn’t this guy give it a rest already?
Mary-Kate Olsen went to the hospital yesterday suffering from a kidney infection. She was admitted in the ER of a New York hospital, but her people say she’s doing fine.
“Mary-Kate got a kidney infection,” says rep Nicole Caruso. “She’s resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so.”
Hopefully she’s feeling better soon, but with little, tiny kidneys they’re probably a little more sensitive.
Source: “Mary-Kate Olsen hospitalized with kidney infection” [The Superficial]
Here’s Will Ferrell’s latest from FunnyOrDie.com. Completely NSFW, but so funny. Watch as Will Ferrell and friends give us enviromentally-friendly tips, and kicks ass in the process. It goes a little far in the end, but what can you do. Green Team!
“I’d like to live in the country and have chickens and pigs. It’s a great job but it doesn’t leave time for what’s important - like having a family. I’m going to do one more album. I just want to make some money - maybe I could retire at 25.”
