British bombshell Kelly Brook is due to grace the cover of our favorite men’s magazine soon, and the world is a better place because of it.
Playboy is featuring Kelly Brook on the cover, and then giving her a whopping eight page spread in the issue that will hit stands on August 16.
Kelly, 30, stated:
“I was a little self-conscious about the shoot because I look at the other girls in the magazine and they’re just so perfect.
“I’m not 20 any more – my boobs are real, and they even hang a little.”
Are you freaking kidding me? In a world that is becoming more and more populated with plastic models and giant fake boobs, Kelly Brook is a breath of fresh air. Check out the recent Reebok commercial, featuring Kelly’s ass. I think there are some shoes in there somewhere too.
And now that all of the blood in your body has rushed to your nether regions, here’s some pictures of the buxom beauty from Playboy’s upcoming issue. You’re welcome.
To kick things off today, I have to post this video of Justin Bieber getting nailed in the head with a water bottle at some show he was in that I don’t care about. Personally, I think whoever threw it is a hero. Do you know how many children die annually from dehydration?
In all seriousness, throwing crap at people on stage isn’t cool, even if they are little girls named Justin. She handled it pretty well, though, I guess.
Eminem has teamed up with Rihanna, Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in the incredible new video for Eminem’s song “Love the Way You Lie“.
The video does a great job of highlighting the song’s theme about an abusive relationship, and I think it’s some of the best acting Megan Fox has ever done. Check it out below!
Italian artist Giuseppe Veneziano has opened a controversial show that features superheroes and various loved cartoon characters doing some very human (and disturbing) things.
The show in Pietrasanta, Italy has stirred up controversy due mostly to it’s image of a baby Hitler cuddling up with the Virgin Mary, but it also features several other strange images of beloved characters engaging in destructive (read: awesome) behavior.
Check them out below!
(Click thumbnails for larger images, some are NSFW)
source: Your f’ed-up superheroes update: cokehead Spiderman and incontinent Batman (NSFW) [io9]
Here is a video I found that was shot by Greg Williams for Esquire a few months ago. Basically the premise is that Megan Fox looks stunning all day long while eating chicken and drinking beer by the pool.
Whatever, it’s a barely dressed Megan Fox rolling around throwing “do me right now” eyes at the camera. You know you want to watch.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt rode his bike into the back of a cab this weekend and flew through the back windshield, gashing his arm open. Did he cry like a little bitch? Nope. He laughed and made jokes about it.
The Inception star is filming action thriller Premium Rush on location in New York and was involved in a real traffic accident, posting a video of the taxi wreckage and his bleeding arm on his blog.
Joseph wrote:
“My first real wreck today – busted through the rear window of a cab.
“Luckily got my elbows up. Could have been way worse. No, but it was my fault, I was going too fast.
“The director, Dave Koepp, was extremely concerned for my well-being, but I made him record the wound.
“Anyway, Premium Rush is gonna be awesome. Gratuitous ER footage to follow, stay tuned…”
The 29-year-old actor had 31 stitches in his arm following the accident.
Joseph stars as a bicycle messenger, who picks up a package at Columbia University and subsequently catches the attention of a dirty cop.
A nine minute preview of the upcoming movie Piranha 3D has been released online. The preview was originally supposed to be shown at Comic-Con, but was deemed way too “inappropriate” for the audience.
Piranha 3D is going to be your standard splatterfest horror film about a bunch of drunken, naked spring breakers being eaten by thousands of hungry little fish… and all in 3D. What is not going to be standard about this film is the cast. This remake of the campy 1978 classic features Christopher Lloyd as a crazy old man, Richard Dreyfuss as a marine biologist, and Ving Rhames as no-nonsense sheriff, who’s armed with a shotgun. It also stars Elisabeth Shue, Eli Roth, Jerry O’Connell and Kelly Brook.
Check out the preview below, but be aware that it is veryNSFW, and contains graphic violence, excessive blood and gore, strong sexual content, nudity, adult language, and hostility towards fish.
Piranha 3D swims into theaters on Friday, August 20.
Please stop making remakes of classic movies. I understand that you are out of ideas and feel the need to make a fast buck from ignorant people, but couldn’t you just make a bunch more movies about twinkly pedophile vampires and shirtless wolfboys? The idiots of the world eat that shit up. Just leave our great movies the hell alone.
Ah, I see that you are doing a “contemporized adaptation” of Total Recall. Out of all of Philip K. Dick‘s stories, you chose to do one that has already been made. Cool.
Oh, and I see that you’re having Len Wiseman, the director of such amazing flicks as Underworld and Live Free or Die Hard, direct it. Where could this possibly go wrong? He can only make it better, I’m sure. This time around, the whore in the bar on Mars will have four tits!
Paul Verhoeven made the original into a fantastic film full of gratuitous violence and cheesy one-liners. He made a film where Sharon Stone was brutally shot and killed. These are moments that you can not recreate.
I, for one, will not be paying to see your terrible movie. However, I may pirate it so that I can rip it to pieces after watching the mess that it surely will be. I hope this remake tanks, just like I hope your goddamned remake of The Crow blows up in your faces.
Hollywood, I am dissapointed in you.
Sincerely,
Eric J
source: Len Wiseman to Direct ‘Total Recall’ Remake [Cinematical]
Ellen DeGeneres has not had a very good time with American Idol, and has been pretty vocal about it to FOX execs for the past few months.
With Simon Cowell leaving the show, FOX was not pleased about the prospect of losing Ellen too, and told her that she would need to stay on until they found a replacement. FOX was in talks with Jessica Simpson briefly, but has locked down Jennifer Lopez to replace DeGeneres.
Nobody knows yet who will replace Simon Cowell, and everyone involved in the show really wants Elton John. It’s rumored that Sir Elton is asking for too much money and has touring commitments that can’t be changed, however.
Here is FOX’s official statement:
Ellen DeGeneres has decided to bow out from her role as a judge on AMERICAN IDOL next season. DeGeneres served as a judge during the ninth season of IDOL, the No. 1 hit series on television.
“A couple months ago, I let FOX and the AMERICAN IDOL producers know that this didn’t feel like the right fit for me,” said DeGeneres. “I told them I wouldn’t leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on IDOL and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be.”
“We love Ellen and understand and support her decision to bow out of IDOL,” said Peter Rice, Chairman of Entertainment, Fox Networks Group. “We were fortunate to receive the humor, energy and love for talent that she brought to the show.”
“It was a joy to work with Ellen,” added Mike Darnell, President of Alternative Entertainment, Fox Broadcasting Company. “She brought an incredible spirit to IDOL and was a great new addition to the team. While we’re saddened by her decision, we are very appreciative that she gave us ample notice so that we could work through it together.”
“I loved Ellen’s passion for the artists and her nurturing skills,” said IDOL creator and executive producer Simon Fuller. “She brought honesty and optimism to our judging panel and I will miss her greatly.”
“We will miss Ellen, she has been the consummate professional throughout her time on the show, and she’ll always be part of the AMERICAN IDOL family,” added Cecile Frot-Coutaz, IDOL executive producer.
AMERICAN IDOL is created and executive-produced by Simon Fuller, founder of 19 Entertainment; and executive-produced by Cecile Frot-Coutaz, CEO, FremantleMedia North America, Inc. and Ken Warwick, Executive Producer, FremantleMedia North America, Inc.
source:JENNIFER LOPEZ IS NEW IDOL JUDGE! Replaces Exiting Ellen DeGeneres Who Told Fox: “It’s Not Been Fun” [deadline]
Last year, hottie Hayden Panettiere posed in sexy little outfit for the art photography book “Room 23” by Deborah Anderson.
She also decided to sit nude in the shower with her back to the camera, as long as her tattoo was ‘shopped out and she could remain anonymous.
Well, the picture wasn’t intended to be released, but here it is, in all it’s glory. Apparently the publishers of “Room 23″ leaked the photo to the web to throw a little last-minute attention their way, and I think that they are douchebags for doing it.
Lovable, wonderful douchebags.
Check out the full NSFW image of Hayden’s amazing derriere below the jump… oh, and you’re welcome.
Megan Fox, who recently rage-quit from her role on Transformers 3 and starred in the craptastic flick Jonah Hex, has stated that she is a bit leery of people who dish out a bunch of compliments to her.
She mumbled,
“Everyone blows sunshine up everyone else’s ass. I hate receiving compliments; I hate being told I’m talented or people think I’m going to be a movie star. I always feel that it’s forced and fake.”
Megan has reason to be suspicious. Anyone that is telling her she is talented is trying to take her pants off. No human being with eyeballs has ever seen her in a movie and said “wow, what talent.” Talented just isn’t a word that is used in the same sentence as Megan Fox.
I’m not saying that she should stop making movies… far from it. There are plenty of roles that Megan Fox can do very well, and I for one would watch any movie that featured her mostly quiet and mostly naked.
source: Megan Fox: ‘I Hate Being Told I’m Talented’ [Starpulse]
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a complete wack-job. The Iranian President stated yesterday that Paul the Psychic Octopus is a “symbol of Western decadence and decay”.
If you aren’t aware of what Paul the Psychic Octopus is, first, congratulations for finally getting out from under that rock. Now, let me clue you in.
Paul, who lives at the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre, in Germany, correctly predicted the outcome of all seven German World Cup matches. Then, just because he wasn’t sure that was enough of a display of his badassery, he decided to go ahead and correctly predict that the Spanish would win the World Cup.
Now Mahmoud is pissed. He believes that this evil little bastard of an octopus represents all that is wrong with the terrible Western society.
He stated,
“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values.”
What a bag of douche.
source: Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmahdinnerjacket has harsh words for Paul the Psychic Octopus [I Heart Chaos]
Nick Cave, an Australian singer who wrote the brilliant 2005 movie The Proposition, has decided to piss on the memory of Brandon Lee while taking a crap all over his credibility by working on a remake of The Crow.
This new (and likely terrible) version of the movie will be directed by Stephen Norrington (Blade), a director who claimed he would never direct again after Sean Connery handed him his ass during the filming of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Norrington actually already wrote the script for the remake, but has brought in Nick Cave to revise it.
Norrington stated,
“Whereas Alex Proyas’s original was gloriously gothic and stylised (sic), the new movie will be realistic, hard-edged and mysterious, almost documentary-style.”
I love you Stephen. Thank you and everyone one else in the film industry for gang-raping the childhood memories of millions of people over the past several years. We really do appreciate it when great movies are remade by shitty directors and turned into fluffy garbage for the teen-aged Twilight douchetards to drool over. Thanks.
source: Nick Cave penning remake of The Crow [Guardian]
One reason I love Comic-Con is because studios really do their best to cut amazing trailers for upcoming flicks to impress the masses. That, and I’m a total geek.
That being said, the trailer for the upcoming Zak Snyder (300, Sin City) flick Sucker Punch kicks a ridiculous amount of ass. Tagged as “Alice in Wonderland with machine guns”, the trailer features hot chicks, explosions swords, guns… and a giant f*cking dragon. I must see this movie.
Featuring Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Browning, Jamie Chung, Carla Gugino, Jena Malone and many others, Sucker Punch is due to be released in May 2011.
Johnny Depp donned the garb of Capt. Jack Sparrow and got good and liquored up to invite his Comic-Con friends on a new journey with him.
Jack is headed out to search for the Fountain of Youth… or is he?
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is set to be released May 20th, 2011, and will be starring Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Ian McShane as Captain Blackbeard/Edward Teach, the lovely Penelope Cruz as Angelica, Geoffrey Rush as Captain Hector Barbossa, Greg Ellis as Lieutenant Theodore Groves and Kevin R. McNally as Joshamee Gibbs.
