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DMX is Back in Jail Rapper DMX turned himself in to Los Angeles authorities today to begin serving 90 days in jail on a reckless driving conviction from 2002. He was just released earlier this month from an Arizona jail after serving four months for probation violation. It amazes how so many successful, ridiculously rich people can’t seem to keep themselves out of trouble. source: DMX Headed Back to Jail [TMZ] Popularity: unranked [?]
‘Let Me In’ Trailer Looks Awesome “Let Me In” is a remake of an absolutely amazing 2008 film from Sweden called “Let The Right One In” (Låt den rätte komma in) which is based on a novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist. The trailer below looks like the American version is going to be a shot-for-shot remake, but I’m ok with that. If being remade in English allows a broader audience to watch this magnificent film, then so be it. Directed by Matt Reeves (Cloverfield), “Let Me In” is about Owen (played by Kodi Smit-McPhee), a bullied child who is befriended by a mysterious new neighbor, Abby (played by Chloe Moretz). Abby doesn’t go outside during the day, doesn’t ever eat food and will only come into a room once she is invited. Owen falls for his new neighbor, who seems to respond in kind and protects him from the bullies. Then all hell breaks loose.  That’s as much as I am going to give away about this movie. If you are into horror (and vampire flicks in particular), the original is a masterpiece. More than just a mere horror flick, however, the movie is a testament to the power of your “first love” and a touching coming-of-age story. Whether or not the remake will be able to compare remains to be seen, but I am very happy with the casting of Chloe Moretz (Hit Girl in Kick-Ass) as Abby (Eli in the original). Check out the trailer below! The original version (“Let The Right One In”) is currently available on Netflix Instant, so if you’re a subscriber I definitely suggest you go check it out. “Let Me In” is due to be released October 1, 2010. Popularity: unranked [?]
Katy Perry Behind the Scenes at Video Shoot The “official lyric video” for Katy Perry‘s single “Teenage Dream” has been released, and includes a bunch of behind-the-scenes pictures from the video shoot for the song. In my opinion, the lyrics are ridiculous and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard… but I can watch her bounce around in a little black bra for hours. Or at least for 10 minutes or so. source: Katy Perry releases some behind the scenes pictures from her upcoming music video! [ICYDK] Popularity: unranked [?]
Paris Hilton and Jesse James Have Something in Common Paris Hilton is having quite a vacation! First the nude pictures that she was pissed about, then the nude pictures that she posed for, then the drunken crotch flashing, and now her Nazi salute and finger ‘stache on board a yacht in St. Tropez on the French Riviera. For a couple years now, Paris has been staying under the radar. She’s been ok with letting Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian hog all of the crazy. Well no more. Paris Hilton is back, and personally I am glad. This bitch is comedy gold when she really gets going. source: PHOTOS: Paris Hilton’s Controversial Salute [Radar Online] Popularity: unranked [?]
Amanda Bynes Unretires Yes, I know “unretires” isn’t a word, but try to tell that to Amanda Bynes. Amanda shocked more than 60 people last month when she announced that she was retiring from acting. The legtastic actress was just goofing around, though. Yesterday she tweeted her unretirement. No word on what she’s working on, but her announcement comes just in time to promote her new movie, Easy A. Easy A would not appeal to me at all if Emma Stone weren’t in it. I would watch a three hour documentary about the intricate workings of Roseanne Barr‘s vagina if Emma Stone narrated it. I’m just sayin’. source: Amanda Bynes Unretires — ‘She’s The Man 2′ Up Next? [TMZ] Popularity: unranked [?]
Jane Austen’s ‘Fight Club’
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Justin Bieber Molests Fan? The number one Google Trend this morning has been “Justin Bieber molests fan”, thanks to the above picture tweeted by the teen himself and the hilarity of the internet rumor machine. Bieber tweeted this picture yesterday of him on the set of CSI in a pair of handcuffs and that was all it took for the behind-the-scenes heroes of the webs to off and running. Other fantastic Google trends in the past have claimed Justin was dead, converting to Scientology, was going to perform in North Korea, and was a Holocaust denier. As funny as this all is, when the Biebster finally flips out and goes on a rampage, murdering dozens of people in a screaming fit of rage, nobody will believe the news. We must control our urges to mock the little guy relentlessly until he actually does do something insane… because it’s gonna happen. Oh yes, it’ll happen someday. source: Justin Bieber Molests Fan? The Latest Web Rumor [Celebuzz] Popularity: unranked [?]
Snooki Gets Off On Insults Snooki, the self described “guidette” from MTV‘s Jersey Shore, says that she not only enjoys being called names, it makes her well used woman parts happy. The 22 year old tells Rolling Stone:
Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, also thinks that her fellow castmates are jealous of her. She claims that she has been offered more opportunities than the other morons and that she can’t “control those things. The media isn’t asking for the others so they can’t really be mad at me.” So remember folks, every time you feel like saying something nasty about Snooki, visualize her rubbing her naughty bits. That should wipe the smug look right off your faces. source: Snooki: I “Get Off” on Being Called an Orange “Oompa-Loompa” [US Magazine] Popularity: unranked [?]
‘Middle Men’ Deleted Orgy Scene I don’t know how Luke Wilson and Giovanni Ribisi kept their cool while filming this movie. “Middle Men”, the upcoming movie about the pioneers of internet porn, will have a lot of nudity. A lot of nudity. The good old folks down at the MPAA are traditionally douchebags about the ratings that they hand out to films, so a decent (but fairly tame) house party/orgy scene has been cut from the film in order to maintain an “R” rating. Some theaters won’t run “NC-17″ films. The scene has already leaked to the interwebs, so you can be sure it’ll also be on the “unrated” DVD version. Check it out below… it is obviously NSFW. Popularity: unranked [?]
Lindsay Lohan Getting Special Treatment Inmates at Lynwood Correctional Facility in Los Angeles are apparently pretty angry about the preferential treatment that their celebrity jail-mate is getting. An inmate released days after Lindsay Lohan arrived to the jail says,
Prisoners at Lynwood are only allowed visitors on the weekends, and it’s been reported every day that Lindsay has been receiving multiple visitors. Her jail cell was also specially cleaned, and a new bed was added. She also has been given a dresser for her clothes and a TV. The rest of the prisoners wear only jumpsuits while sleeping on hard, plastic covered mattresses. They also all probably share one TV per 60 or so people. Essentially, Lindsay Lohan is spending 14 days of her 90 day sentence in a hotel room before being released back into the world having “learned her lesson”. This kind of crap has to stop. Celebrities are no better than anyone else, and in some cases (I’m looking at you, Lindsay), worse than most people I know. I understand now why authorities wanted to separate Lindsay from the general population. It’s not because she would be in physical danger for being a celebrity, it’s because the other prisoners would be able to see the benefits she has earned from all of her hard work and contributions to society. source: Lindsay Lohan Getting Special Treatment In Jail? [Starpulse] Popularity: unranked [?]
Jason Statham ‘The Expendables’ Clip Check out this short clip from the upcoming celebration of testosterone known as The Expendables. In it, Jason Statham has decided to beat the crap out of several dudes on a basketball court because Charisma Carpenter is watching him, and chicks get all kinds of horny when they witness the ruthless beating of several men. It’s science. The Expendables also stars Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Steve Austin, Randy Couture, and Bruce Willis. The movie will be smacking to in the face with several hundred years worth of combined badassery on August 13. source: Watch Jason Statham Teach Charisma Carpenter To Play Basketball The Expendables Way [Cinema Blend] Popularity: unranked [?]
Taylor Momsen is a Great Role Model Disorder Magazine sat down recently with Taylor Momsen, and the 16-year-old was more than happy to share her many years of experience and life lessons with her young fans. When interviewer Taylor Glasby asked her about her band, The Pretty Reckless, and their new album, her response was very straightforward:
Ok. We can all understand teen angst. She wants to shock us with her foul little mouth and complete lack of “give a f*ck”. I get it. Nicely played, Momsen. It couldn’t get any worse than that, right? Wrong. Glasby then asked her about relationships. He wrote this about her response,
…what? Since it’s Taylor Momsen, I suppose this is ok, though. Let me go find some images of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus wearing something skimpy so that I can be outraged and call her a slut. source: Um…. [Dlisted] Popularity: unranked [?]
Paris Hilton Caught With Marijuana In France Remember a couple of weeks ago when Paris Hilton was busted for pot in Africa, but let go because she claimed it was her friend’s stash? Well, she needed a friend yesterday when she was caught with a bit of weed in her purse (less than a gram) and briefly detained on the French island of Corsica. Of course she’s already denying it via Twitter. source: Paris Hilton Busted for Pot … Again [TMZ] Popularity: unranked [?]
Sharktopus – Half Shark, Half Octopus, All AwesomeSyfy has released a trailer for their upcoming blockbuster flick Sharktopus, starring Eric Roberts. Jusdging by the sweet, sweet trailer, Sharktopus is about a military experiment, which I’m going to call Project Whisky Tango Foxtrot, that involves combining a shark with an octopus. Because when the U.S. government gets bored, they just create random beasts and turn them loose upon unsuspecting Americans. For the lulz. Check out the trailer below, I for one am glad to see that Eric Roberts has decided that his role in The Dark Night was way too A-list for talents such as his. Popularity: unranked [?]
Mel Gibson Wins Round One Mel Gibson has got to be feeling pretty good today after Judge Scott Gordon ruled that he does not pose any threat to his daughter and will not lose his visitation rights. Oksana Grigorieva has previously stated that Mel is an ongoing threat to her and baby Lucia, and the resulting custody battle was not looking good for him after the “leak” of several tapes where he displayed some pretty serious anger issues. Mel’s ex-wife, Robyn Gibson, was a huge help in making sure the Judge did not rule against him. Robyn stated that at no time neither during nor after their 28 years of marriage was he ever physically abusive to her or their children. I wonder how bad Mel is feeling about leaving his wife for the attention whore that is currently trying to destroy his life? source: Mel Gibson Won Big In Court [TMZ] Popularity: unranked [?]
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