He said, “The goddesses rule. They rule the kingdom. I got a chance to label them before the world did and now they’re the Goddesses. Those two are like the toughest cats in the room. We have two beds – we’re not amateurs, we’re all adults. It’s very smart and that way no one gets demoted to the couch.”
He went on to reveal, “I met Natty through mutual friends at a little party we had round here and I thought, this one is special. So she stuck around.”
Natalie commented, “Life in the house is cool. Charlie is the coolest guy ever. Who knows, everyone might live like this one day.”
Live like what? Getting supported by a drugged up winner who’s double your age and has more money than God? Because that’ll happen.
This has to be the best quote about Justin Bieber that I’ve ever heard. Mos Def took to Twitter to talk about the boy’s junk….it’s classic, really.
He tweeted, “I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but its in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
Since Justin is still just a fetus, we’re not really going to speculate on the actual size of his junk…primarily because we just don’t care. That was a funny quote, though. It’s WINNING!
So we’ll leave you with that before Chris Hansen is knocking on our door, telling us to “have a seat right there.”
The current reigning princess of pop, Lady Gaga wore this while out and about in Paris recently. This only proves that little monsters obviously have TigerBlood in them, because HELLO isn’t it freezing there?
Check out her ensemble:
She’s totally a model now, you know. She stacked on the ginormous heels which made her look taller and walked the catwalk. Seriously, please tell me you’re not fapping to Lady Gaga. I see you there.
I love this crazy broad’s music just as much as anyone else, but who the eff taught her how to dress? Here’s a lesson from Captain Obvious and it’s free: Wear a freakin’ coat when it’s cold outside. DUH. How can she expect to be winning like that?
We all heard the drama about how Brooke Mueller wanted her twin boys away from their father, Charlie Sheen. So, she promptly had the cops come and remove the kids from his care.
Still, Charlie went on to say that he was worried about the kids being in her care because she’s a drug addict. Then there was a deal that was made so that the kids would be allowed to see him. He tweeted about it, saying, “not sure what all the legal noise is about… just verbally reached a deal with B. no court mon. yay….”
After she found out about him talking about the deal to the media, she recanted on it. TMZ has more:
But sources tell us … the first term in the deal was that Charlie not talk to the media about the agreement. We’re told Brooke’s lawyers are scratching their heads in amazement that Charlie immediately violated that term by tweeting about it and talking about it on a Philadelphia radio station.
We’ve also learned … the verbal agreement is not as Charlie stated — in other words, it’s not restoring the custody agreement they agreed to in the divorce. Sources tell us … the deal required that when Charlie had the twins a monitor would be present.
And when Charlie gets visitation, the goddesses will also be allowed around the kids.
Charlie Sheen is not making any friends now that he’s gone on the war path against Chuck Lorre, CBS and Warner Brothers. Even though the show has been officially canceled, he has said that he plans on returning to film it today!
Today, however, we’ve learned that the head honchos in charge of the show have banned Charlie from the lot!
A source said, “The top people in the studio’s security department were all called together Friday night, and the word was passed to all the guards: Charlie Sheen is officially banned. If he and his driver show up on Monday — as Charlie has said he would — they are to be turned away. Charlie is not allowed on the lot under any circumstances.”
Reportedly, the order is so strict that they’re not even allowing his car to make a U-turn in the lot, they just have to back up! The source went on to reveal, “Everyone was told not to even let him in far enough that he could make a U-turn and leave. If he approaches the gate, he’ll have to back up to leave, no matter how many cars we may have to move behind him. It’s that serious.”
Charlie responded in kind, saying, “Wow, that’s kind of strange given Peter Roth (WB TV President) always said it was my show that kept the lights on. Doesn’t matter too much because after Wednesday they’ll have to rename Warner Brothers as Charlie’s Brothers. I will fire those clowns and bring in my own team.”
On the “Today” show, he said that he’s underpaid and if he comes back for a new season, they’re going to have to give him three million per episode:
Charlie Sheen has unleashed an epic tirade on “Two And A Half Men” creator, Chuck Lorre. He referred to the show’s creator as “Chaim Levine”, which is the Hebrew translation of Chuck’s name.
Charlie went as far as challenging Chuck to a fight in his “Octagon” and that he “violently hates” him.
CBS and Warner Brothers did the only thing that they could do in that situation and promptly canceled the show. They’re probably still under the impression that Charlie’s rant was fueled by drugs.
Since, there have been reports suggesting that Charlie is an anti-Semite. Charlie wants us all to know that’s not true. Many felt that Charlie’s usage of the Hebrew name was just an attempt to put down Jewish people.
In a new statement, Charlie said, “I was referring to Chuck by his real name, because I wanted to address the man, not the bullsh*t TV persona. So you’re telling me, anytime someone calls me Carlos Estevez, I can claim they are anti-Latino?”
As of now, those funeral picketing bigots that run the Westboro Baptist Churxh are busy trying to un-wedge Anonymous’ foot from their collective butts, because all of their sites are down.
Clearly, they’ve tried to mess with the wrong people and hilarity ensues.
Upon accessing their website (when it was accessible), there was the above message (larger here), which basically says that Anonymous has better things to do than to invest any real time into these fools.
So they’ve taken down all of their associated websites in a move that is basically swatting at a fly with a Mack truck. And we can’t stop laughing about it either. And, in case you were in the mood for some “delicious cake”, they had also included links to stuff on their servers for the public’s viewing pleasure:
Lindsay Lohan is obviously in a legal pickle, so she’s seeking the assistance of power lawyer, Blair Berk.
When Lindsay appeared in front of the judge, she was told that if she took a plea deal, she would definitely being doing at least six months in the slammer. The problem? If she goes to trial, she could get a year in state prison if she’s convicted.
In addition to her lawyer, Shawn Holley, she’s also discussing the case with Blair Berk. Why? Because Blair has previously worked some legal magic for Lindsay and has seen to her getting off scott-free.
