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Women of the CW Network

Several of my celebrity blogosphere brethren have noted that the hybrid CW network, formed by taking the best shows on UPN and WB, has almost certainly the hottest collection of women of any channel this side of Playboy. It’s a good observation worth exploring in depth.

Egotastic’s dubs it “The Hottest Damn Network on TV” and observed,

Alexis Bledel and Kristen Bell will be heating up Tuesday nights with The Gilmore Girls followed by Veronica Mars. Wednesday nights have Tyra Banks and the girls from America’s Next Top Model followed by One Tree Hill with Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, and Bethany Joy Galeotti (formerly Lenz). Thursdays is staying the same as it was on The WB with Kristen Kreuk, Alison Mack and Erica Durance on Smallville, followed by Supernatural, but I don’t watch that show because there are no hot girls on that one.

Sadly, Everwood got cut at the last minute to make room for 7th Heaven to return with Beverly Mitchell, so we’ll be saying goodbye to Emily Van Camp and Sarah Drew since they didn’t have a chance to go out for pilot season. Charmed also ended this year, so no more Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, or Holly Marie Combs.

To illustrate his point, he has assembled 60 photos of these lovelies for your viewing pleasure.

Pink’s Trent is less effusive, noting only that, “The plan for the network is to take the hottest shows from UPN and the hottest shows from The WB and create a new network of the hottest shows. To me, The CW strikes me as The WB 2.0.”

CPG has its own gallery of CW hotties.

The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.

We’ll see how the network fares. But I like their strategic vision.

Here are some photos:

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Erica Durance FHM Photos

Erica Durance, who plays Lois Lane on WB’s “Smallville,” appears in a photo shoot in the May issue of FHM.

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The nearly 28-year-old Canadian actress (who is married, by the way) more than holds her own among a group of incredibly beautiful women like Kristin Kreuk and Allison Mack playing college students.

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She can put on a bikini and get rescued by Aquaman or strip out of a star spangled bikini with the best of them.

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Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson O.C. Sex Video

Egotastic’s Phil thinks the O.C. presents an unrealistic image of American teen life.

None of the teenage girls on the show (save Taylor) had any form of parental supervision whatsoever.

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And to cap it all off, how does the show end? Why with all the main characters having sex in their empty houses (or trailers). Seth and Summer get all Tantric, while Ryan and Sadie do it under the unfluence of paint fumes. And then there’s Marissa, who hooks up with the ever sketchy Volchok. And man do they go at it.

Allison Mack Smallville photo montageThat, plus the fact that the teenagers are all played by supermodel caliber women in their mid-20s. Not that that’s unusual. Check out an episode of “Smallville” some time. They’ve got 24-year-old Allison Mack playing the homely, nerdy girl. Think what that does for the self-confidence of the average 17-year-old. But I digress.

To provide context for those of us who are not regular viewers, Phil helpfully provides “a video of the last scene in the episode, complete with Marissa (Micsha Barton) down to her bra, and some highly suggestive background music.” There are plenty of photos and screen caps, too, to help you get the idea.

Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson O.C. Sex Video Screen Cap

Many more photos, plus the aforementioned sex video, at the link.