Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.
“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.
Nick pled “no contest” via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.”
After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.
Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.
UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.
UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.
UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.
UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.
Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.
The Los Angeles pool crowd got an eye full yesterday. Hulk Hogan gave some sort of weird and inappropriate rub down to Brooke Hogan’s butt and inner thigh. Perhaps a stealth attempt to check and see if she had a Shanghai surprise going on.
I am praying to the gossip gods that this was innocent and not in any way shape or form pedophilic. Otherwise Brooke might end up a lampshade in the Hulks bachelor pad. Which in retrospect might not be all that bad….. Carry on.
What Others Said:
Dlisted: “Hulk probably got confused on which skank he was rubbing down. That being said, this is still some Papa Joe-type shit.”
H8torade: “Awkward. yes. But at least Hulk is using the backside of his hand to get deep into those thighs and not trying to act like her OBGYN.”
Ewww! This is one of those moments were you smile, nod, and back away slowly while calling the psych ward.
Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend is a dead ringer for his daughter Brooke Hogan. This version is even more trannylicious. The new couple landed in Los Angeles International Airport together. The Hulk, wearing his signature man-fanny pack or manny-pack, pretended to talk on his cell while his “lady” smiled for the camera. The Sun claims that Brooke 2.0 is said to be a made over Christiane Plante, but other sources claim her name is in fact Jennifer McDaniel.
I am going with the notion that this is some sort of result of that Dr. Phil online dating site. She looks nothing like Plante.
Source: Not Brooke. Not Linda. Not Even Plante. [OSOYOU]
The proverbial human waste is about to hit the fan! Brooke Hogan is airing out her dirty daddy laundry on her Myspace page. (Is it just me or should PR Reps be out of work thanks to Myspace?) The fiasco started when Hulk Hogan’s slut on the side blabbed about bedding Brooke’s dad. Christiane Plante had slept with the Hulk and went to Perez with the story.
Dear Perez,
I do not know you but I must tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to the National Enquirer, nor was I paid ANY amount of money to issue my statement. In other words, I was framed. Here is the name and number of the National Enquirer reporter who showed up at my door one morning as I was leaving for work, 2 days after I had confessed the truth of the affair to Brooke upon her confrontation-you can call him or anyone at the Enquirer and ask them for yourself if I tipped them or if I was paid anything for my confession: Darryl Wrobel (305) 205-XXXX.
Upon being presented with evidence that Mr. Wrobel had concrete and obvious knowledge and proof of the affair (”What was the nature of your relationship with Hulk Hogan?” I said we were friends. Him: “Really? What about that letter you gave to Brooke two nights ago?” I was so taken aback, I completely broke down.) I decided I owed Brooke and the Hogan family a formal apology for my actions, which was my sole statement.
You won’t find me signing a deal for a tell-all book on the Hogans, pimping out juicy details of the affair, appearing on television to milk this 15 minutes for all it’s worth or anything of the sort. You can’t even find any pictures of me online. I am ashamed of what has taken place and it has caused me a lot of pain both personally and professionally. Call me what you want, but I did NOT leak this gossip to the press NOR did I gain ANY $$$ from it. It makes me wonder who has truly benefited by selling the story to the Enquirer and who has ca$hed in on this affair becoming public knowledge. Anyhow, we all know how karma works..
Thank you.
Christiane Plante”
When Brooke heard that Plante was pimping her issues she was furious. In an entry, that has since been removed from her blog on Myspace, Brooke wrote:
“So…
looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did. The truth always comes out, and I think we’re ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don’t you keep your opinion to yourself.
PEACE
Brooke”
Hell, I would have cut the bitch by now. Show that home-wrecker why you are so trannylicious. Get out the Tiffany’s brass knuckles and go take of business.
Source: Christiane Plante, Hulk Hogan’s Mistress [Lalate]
The divorce debacle of Hulk Hogan and Linda Bollea is getting juicy. While the end of a marriage is sad and a real shame, nothing like details of an affair to liven things up. Christiane Plante has reportedly confessed to betraying Brooke Hogan and sleeping with the Hulk.
The 33 year old was working with Brooke on cranking out an album and started dipping her pen in family ink. Christiane sold her story to the National Enquirer.
“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong … Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”
So not only did she doodle her friends father, she is profiting from the story of said doodle. Yes, I bet she is genuinely sorry. *Sarcastic Eye Roll*
A few days ago Brooke decided to haiku in her Myspace account to vent her troubles. The February 23 post read:
i never thought…
Current mood: sad
Category: Life
When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…
I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…
love you much,
b
Awww, this is sad. It almost makes you feel bad. Then I remember I am heartless and the thought of Hulk in his electric yellow old man banana-hammock makes me quiver with fear.
Source: Allegations arise that Hulk Hogan cheated on his wife [Hot Momma Gossip]
Brooke Hogan, the classless daughter of Hulk Hoganstated to E! on the Grammy’s red carpet, that she only had one thing to say–while pointing to her breasts,
“They’re real”
Coughbullshitcough!
Apparently Brooke reads the internet tabloids and felt the need to defend her breasts, even though she wasn’t even questioned about them. Self conscientious much?
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Speaking of dumb tools, Brooke Hogan was also at the Grammys. I’m guessing the skank ho factor wasn’t up to par, so they brought in the big guns.”
No, she does look somewhat pretty in that picture… but look at the one below!
Brooke was performing at KFest. This is the same concert where Akon ‘threw’ a concert goer from the stage. The poor bloke threw something onstage, Akon decided to teach him a lesson. Akon is going to have to learn the hard way, isn’t he?
Brooke Hogan has never been known for her great sense of style. Her floor length, lime green gown (which she designed herself, but had someone else make) wasn’t even the worst part of her outfit. The dress in itself wasn’t so bad – it was the horrible makeup and hair that made her look like a transvestite.
“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong … Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”
