Subsequently you know someone is going to die for this.
After getting to a brawl with a man in an L.A. Club on Saturday night, photos of the bloodied and bruised Suge Knighthave surfaced. The feud began with a small confrontation that turned ugly. Knight and his crew rushed the man he was apparently fighting over money with.
A few sources squealed to TMZ that the last words spoken by Suge before the fight began were, “I want my money!” It is currently unclear if the fight started inside or outside “Shag” nightclub, but people outside of the club broke up the fight after Suge put a man in a headlock and took his cell phone.
After breaking up the mess of men kicking and punching the man, he stood up and landed a right hook that took down Knight for over three minutes. After he came to, the posse wrangled him into a SUV and he began yelling for the stolen cell phone. Cops intervened, but Suge refuses their help and did not report the incident.
That man is lucky he landed that hook, otherwise he would now be spoken about the past tense.
Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.
“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.
Nick pled “no contest” via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.”
After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.
Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.
UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.
UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.
UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.
UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.
UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.
UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.
UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.
Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.
Miley Cyrus discovers her inner lesbian while licking Ashley Tisdale.
The starlet recently caught in a Vanity Fair topless scandal is at it again. This time she is hanging out with this tranntacular person. I almost thought it was Brooke Hogan but aforementioned pink wigged friend is too hot to be her.
You know…the more “naughty” photos of her that I see the more I like her. At first she was purely annoying partly because she was the spawn of Billy Ray, but now she is a little scandal maker…I dig her rebel with nice extensions attitude. Have fun kid…just keep your clothes on from now on.
While I am not a horror flick fan, I do find number 9 on the list of annoying people insulting. Uwe Boll can’t take criticism, but who can these days? After a few of movies sucked and the critics let him have it, he challenged the to a “boxing match.” Yes, because punching someone will prove you have the artistic skills to make films. If that is the case then Mohamed Ali is the next Steven Spielberg. To make matters worse for himself he also makes fun of the September 11th attacks.
Perez Hilton is scraping the bottom of the barrel at 8th place. The self entitled “Queen of the Media” is the subject of lawsuits when celebs hear the name of the z-lister they cringe. When fellow bloggers hear the moniker we slap our heads in shame. His barely informative dribble marked with white dots and drawings make me feel dirty. (Not in a good way.)
7th place goes to the guy who put the life of Prince Harry in danger to score some press. Matt Drudge also earns his annoyance award for defending Mark Foley’s indiscretions with congressional pages. He was also wrapped up in some “Openly Gay Canadian issues.
Chris Crocker sits happily at spot 6. This is the guy/girl…manimal that went crazy and tried to defend Britney Spears by screaming and crying with a sheet over his/her head. After comparing her to “as big of a topic as 9/11” Crocker didn’t make friends. Britney herself was insulted by the video of the rant. Good God, what do you have to do to insult someone who is kosher with shaving her head and wearing fishnet stockings while foaming at the mouth for Red Bull and blow?
The spot in fifth place is blog hater Buzz Bissinger. He was on the HBO program “Costas Now” to rip apart the blogging world. While I respect (but disagree with ) his thoughts that blogs “destroy journalism” he decided to go crazy and get violent in making his point. I hardly find it necessary to bust out my clubs and dueling pistols to chat about journalistic integrity.
4th place belongs to Michael Crook. He is the most hated for his views on the military. He is genuinely an idiot that devoted a site to “Forsake Our Troops.” The general opinion of this turd is that military men and women are “scumbags” and deserve to die. He feels that the are overpaid for putting their life on the line on a daily basis providing him with right to sit at home a be a douche bag. This is the type of guy who bitches about the military issues but is the first to call on them when our country is attacked.
Number three is, of course, Rosie O’Donnell. The former Queen of Nice now uses the internet to blog haikus of political views. (Yes I realize that rhymed.) The good thing about this is that you aren’t forced into visiting her blog.
The “Spam King” is under the scope of hatred at number two. Robert Soloway is responsible for using the net to lure people into giving out info via spam e-mail. Currently he is facing 26 years in jail thanks to charges of e-mail fraud, identity theft and tax evasion. Yes, he is the assclapper that started the “Strategic Partnership Against Microsoft Illegal Spam.”
Tila Tequila takes first place. After tempting pervs out there with the promise of bisexuality and being a total skank failed to impress the masses her music is just the icing on the cake. Page Six isn’t a fan of her or her musical endeavors…and neither are her “fans.” Her first single sold a measly 13,000 copies. Ouch.
Source: The Web’s Nine Most Obnoxious People [Switched]
Lil’ Kim is the “virginal Mary” it some sort of trip that involves child molester vans, naked men and enough blow to make Gandhi reconsider.
I am guessing this is either one of three things. A promo of some kind, her interpretation of Lindsay Lohan’s Friday night or her upcoming Christmas Card. Either way it has been retouched more than Mariah Carey’s thighs.
A Columbia co-ed wants to know how Lindsay Lohan ended up wearing her $11,000 blond mink coat - and is demanding the “Mean Girl” pay for the impromptu rental.
Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket - a gift from her grandmother - while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26.
The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said.
She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets.
It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said.
Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn’t believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat.
“I was actually talking on the phone to my grandmother about something else, and then I flipped through the magazine, saw the picture said, ‘I need to call you back,’ ” Markova told The Post yesterday.
“It was my coat. It was no doubt!”
The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended.
Also, celebrity blogs posted pictures of the actress party-hopping that night - wearing a black coat before she arrived at 1Oak, Markova said.
Club owners vowed to get to the bottom of it, but several days passed with no call back, Markova said.
That’s when her immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan’s high-powered Hollywood attorney, Blair Berke, threatening litigation.
Hours later, Markova said she heard from 1Oak.
“They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word ‘coat,’ ” Markova said. “They just said, ‘We’re going to bring you something.’ ”
The coat arrived at Markova’s Morningside Heights apartment two days later.
Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.
Still, she wants answers - and Lohan to own up to swiping her coat.
“I don’t see how it could have been an accident,” Markova said.
Markova and her lawyer stopped short of accusing Lohan of wrongdoing. But they still want her to pay at least $10,000 for the unauthorized, three-week rental.
Lohan’s spokeswoman did not return calls.
First off… one should be ashamed of themselves, paying $11,000 for a dead animal.
Secondly, maybe Lindsay mistook it for her own coat, that just so happens to look exactly like it — nah, she stole it, got caught and then returned it.
Convicted “D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey railed against what she called a “modern-day lynching” in notes to her mother and sister before hanging herself at her mother’s Florida home, police disclosed Monday.
Police in Tarpon Springs, Florida, released Palfrey’s suicide notes Monday, along with autopsy results confirming her cause of death as a suicide. Her mother and sister confirmed the notes’ authenticity, police said.
“I cannot live the next 6 to 8 years behind bars for what you and I have both come to regard as this ‘modern-day lynching’ only to come out of prison in my late 50s a broken, penniless and very much alone woman,” she wrote.
The front of the note was marked “Do not revive (DNR). Do not feed under any circumstance.”
Palfrey, 52, was convicted of money laundering, racketeering and mail fraud in April. She had been staying at her mother’s Tarpon Springs home while awaiting sentencing in July and told ABC News last year she would never return to prison after serving time in the 1990s for other prostitution-related charges.
“You must comprehend there was no way out, I.E. ‘exit strategy,’ for me other than the one I have chosen here,” Palfrey wrote in the note to her sister.
Palfrey released the telephone records of her business, Pamela Martin & Associates, to reporters as she awaited trial. Those records linked two high-profile officials to her firm — State Department official Randall Tobias, who resigned in May 2007 after confirming he patronized Palfrey’s business, and Sen. David Vitter, R-Louisiana, who apologized last July for “a very serious sin in my past.”
Neither Tobias nor Vitter have faced charges in the case.
During her trial, Palfrey insisted she ran only a legal escort service — “Basically a bunch of benign women who want to make a living,” she told CNN in March. “This is not racketeering by any means — this is running a business.”
Palfrey was convicted April 15 in connection with a high-end prostitution ring catering to Washington’s elite. She was found guilty of money laundering, racketeering and mail fraud and faced a maximum 55-year prison term at her sentencing, scheduled for July 24.
She had said in interviews that she would kill herself before going to prison.
“I’m looking at 55 years in a federal penitentiary, and at my age, that is virtually a life sentence,” Palfrey told CNN Radio’s Ninette Sosa in March. “Realistically, we estimate between eight and 15 years. I’m also looking at the complete forfeiture of my entire life savings and work.”
She said in the interview that the government “went after me. They found out that I’m not who they thought I was, and instead of dropping the whole matter, they decided to press forward and — what the heck — she’s a woman, she’s weak. We’ll intimidate her, we’ll humiliate her, we’ll pounce on this poor lady and she’ll give in.”
Palfrey also told writer Dan Moldea, who was helping her write a book, that she would commit suicide rather than return to jail, according to Time magazine.
Lindsay Lohan is not happy about the above advertisement, which ran in USA Today from the American Beverage Institute. The ad warns us against evil doers that want Ignition interlocks (a breathalyzer) installed in every car in America.
“USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American “tradition” we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.
Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”
What others said:
Gawker says, “The ad is to show us how drunk-sensing ignition locks should be used in moderation. Because, I, um, guess there is a gray area when it comes to drunk driving. So, yeah, their cause is pretty bad. But even worse is that they spelled the freckled boozehound’s name wrong. It’s “Lindsay,” not “Lindsey” you dopes. You take out a full page ad in a national newspaper and you can’t even spell a damn name right? You’ve been drinking too much.”
Dlisted says, “Lindsay should sue. The booze industry has a lot of cash and she needs some……for more boozing!!”
Holy crap! This is some heavy shiz. Whitney Houston’s daughter is desperate for some help. Bobbi Kristina is unraveling. According the Enquirer, the troubled singer’s daughter tried to kill herself and Whitney.
“Whitney Houston’s 15 year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tried to stab her mom during an argument - and then attempted to kill herself by slashing her wrists!”
After the attack, Bobbi was taken to the psych ward in Atlanta. Just a few days before she was about to celebrate her birthday, she cracked under pressure and attacked her mother. She has reportedly wanted to be free from Whitney Houston’s care. She refuses to live another moment with her.
If this is true, I wish them the best. Poor Bobbi really didn’t have a fighting chance with a mother like Whitney. Get well soon kid.
Former NBA star Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery.
Dennis says, he just “grabbed a bitch by the arm.”
“Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise.”
Hotel security got involved and called LAPD, who responded and made the arrest. We’re told Dennis plans to enter a rehab facility immediately upon returning to Florida because — according to Prince — “his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months.”
Violence is never the answer — beating on a woman, the absolute worse.
Rodman is not a stranger to violence. On April 30, 2008, Rodman was arrested following an incident at a Los Angeles hotel. ESPN reported that Rodman was involved in a domestic dispute in which according to police he injured one person. He was booked for felony domestic violence and released the following day on a $50 000 bail.
source: Dennis Rodman Busted for Domestic Violence [tmz]
John Lennon’s crazy and incarcerated murderer has become infatuated with Lindsay Lohan. Mark David Chapman has renovated his cell into a dedication to Lohan. He has also tried numerous times to get her to visit him in prison. Good luck with that. Just wave the promise of blow. It is like her Bat-Signal.
He has been begging prison big-wigs to let him at least write her and forge a relationship. Wisely, the authorities have tried to put the kibosh on his obsession, but Chapman isn’t giving up. His confinement to Attica is the only thing keeping this weirdo from turning Lohan’s role as Chapman’s girlfriend in the movie Chapter 27 into some sort of sick game.
Great! We have a reformed Christian who is nuttier than squirrel crap and the newly named “Dumbest Person in Hollywood” teaming up to form a combination of creepy, stupid and media whore. Fantastic. It is like Paris Hilton 2.0.
Source: John Lennon’s Killer Obsessed with Lindsay Lohan [Hollywood TV]
Angelina Jolie forgoes the sex tape phenomenon. We all know that is amature compared to the freaky kink she has been privy to. A “source” has gotten a hold of video of Jolie doing drugs. To be specific she is partaking in some heroin and coke.
The owner of the drug party tape is currently shopping it to tabloids and media outlets. The going price for the Jolie free-basing tape is $70,000. The retail price isn’t as high as it could be (pun intended). The incubator of Brad Pitt’s babies has admitted to past drug use and it isn’t that shocking coming from her past.
“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything.
I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”
However, the moment of interest on the tape is when Angie shows her education on street drugs.
“The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.”
This is the Angie I miss. The crunked out and crazy girl that wasn’t trying to be an anorexic She-ra and save the world from famine and ugly shoes.
Source: Alleged Angelina Jolie Drug Tape? [Starpulse]
Joe Francis was “very surprised and in fact amazed” when he was told about the suit filed by Ashley Dupre, ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s former call girl.
Joe Francis said,
“It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification”
Dupre, 22, filed suit Monday seeking $10 million from Francis and his company, Girls Gone Wild, for misuse of her name and image for profit.
Francis had publicly offered Dupre a $1 million deal for a Girls Gone Wild photo shoot and tour but while he was haggling with her lawyers, the GGW tapes of Dupre from 2003 surfaced and the deal was called off.
“She refused this offer and in fact if she’d like to reconsider, we’d be happy to discuss. She should keep in mind, it’s considerably more than the Governor of New York paid her, and our activities aren’t illegal.”
Asked in March about reports Dupre was underage during the GGW shoot, Francis said, “It doesn’t matter.”
Well… obviously it did matter… that will be the ace in her pocket in court.
source: Joe Francis “Amazed” That Ashley Dupre’s Suing Him [us weekly]
Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket - a gift from her grandmother - while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26. 
“USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American “tradition” we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.
Law enforcement said the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.
“It is incomprehensible that Ms. Dupré could claim she did not give her consent to be filmed by Girls Gone Wild, when in fact we have videotape of her giving consent, while showing her identification”
