Sandra Bullock Has Street Cred

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Chola Girl, aka YouTube sensation Glowpinkstah, was on hand last night on Lopez Tonight to give America’s sweetheart a “chola makeover”.

The results were hilarious.

Sandra Bullock came out to see her friend George Lopez looking gorgeous in a black dress, but it didn’t last. George had a special guest waiting for Sandra, a special guest by the name of Chola Girl.

Chola Girl tackled the Bullock makeover with a laid back fury, yanking out Sandra’s ponytail and hair spraying her head into a hard shell before attacking her eyebrows with a Sharpie pen. Mrs. Bullock was quite a sport during the whole thing.

Somehow, she still looked hot.

source: Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover [Dlisted]

Tags | Celebrity Fashion, Gossip, Hotties, Humor Chola Girl, George Lopez, Lopez Tonight, Sandra Bullock

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Megan Fox New York Times Photo Shoot

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Wednesday, November 18, 2009

What an amazingly hot creature Megan Fox is.

You can find some outtakes from Megan Fox’s recent New York Times photo shoot below. This woman is absolute perfection. Except for her thumbs… those are weird, and possibly alien.

But even if you peeled off all of Megan’s skin to reveal a hissing, growling lizard beneath, I’d still want to do naughty things with her.

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source: Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin [New York Times] [Discussion (0)

Hayden Panettiere is Gorgeous

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Hayden Panettiere arrived at Beso Restaurant in LA on Sunday (November 15) for the Save the Whales Again Event 2009 looking quite stunning.

Panettiere was famously involved in an October 31, 2007 incident in Japan where she and five other surfers decided to disrupt the annual dolphin hunt in Taiji, Wakayama, Japan. After being threatened with harpoons and waving their arms about madly for 10 minutes or so, the six dolphin lovers returned to the beach, where Hayden screamed, cried… and left the country.

Then a bunch of dolphins were killed.

Check out the pictures from Hayden Panettiere’s weekend appearance below.

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source: Hayden Panettiere Bangs at Save the Whales Event [Gossip Teen]

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Victoria’s Secret Model Shannan Click Nude Photos

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Yeah, I had no idea who Shannan Click was either, but she’s a Victoria’s Secret model. Or something. Who cares?

There isn’t a whole lot to say about these photos. She’s hot, she’s a model, she’s nude. At this point you are bypassing anything I even bother to write about to click on the NSFW images below, so I can pretty much say anything.

My hillbilly uncle told me the other day that if you rape a sheep at the edge of a cliff, it pushes back. True story.

Images after the jump.

Tags | Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Skin Exposed, Gossip, Hottie of the Day, Hotties Fully Nude, Shannan Click, Victoria's Secret

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Pamela Anderson is Hot (Photos)

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Thursday, November 12, 2009

I lied. She is most certainly not hot. Pamela Anderson looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, then fell and hit every branch on the way down.

Twice.

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

We can’t really expect celebrities to always look their best, but really Pamela? The stained dress, flip flops, no makeup, granny bag look isn’t in this week.

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source: Pam needs all the help she can get [Celebslam]

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Amy Winehouse Scares Me (Photos)

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Thursday, November 12, 2009

When I was a kid, I used to have a recurring nightmare about this horrible pasty white monster with cat eyes and a constant hungry look on it’s face that resided under my bed.

Ok, I didn’t really, but if I had it would probably have looked similar to these new pictures of Amy Winehouse. This woman scares the crap out of me.

Working from the top down… when the hell did Wino get those freckles? They don’t make her cuter. Nothing really could. I was just watching the excellent (so far) remake of the series “V” yesterday, and I honestly had the thought that if that show was real, Amy Winehouse would be one of those bastard lizards.

Now that I think of it, half of Hollywood would be too. Scientology, anyone?

Back to the old Winester… the lips have had some plumping done, apparently. Improvement? Nope.

Aaaand… the boobs. Jesus. Was that really necessary? Her little bird frame is probably screaming in agony, and even her tank top appears to be trying to escape from those monstrosities.

But, who am I kidding? Boobs are boobs. If Wino wrapped herself in a sheet from head to toe, just leaving those puppies uncovered, I’d probably be writing about how hot she is.

So here’s a bunch of pictures, with a closeup of Amy’s only redeeming features. Enjoy.

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source: Amy Winehouse and Her Hot Tits of the Day [Drunken Stepfather]

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Kristin Cavallari’s See Through Shirt (Photos)

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Monday, November 9, 2009

Kristin Cavallari was spotted recently at the ESPN Zone’s Breeder’s Cup Winner’s Circle event sporting a see through top and a big smile that said “look at my boobs”. Well, I don’t know if that’s what her smile meant, but that’s how I took it.

What is is that is so fascinating about boobs? I don’t know. I don’t care. Even the fact that you can’t really see anything racy in these photos doesn’t detract from the fact that they are hot.

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source: Kristin Cavallari’s Lace Top Reveals Too Much[Hollywood Tuna]

Tags | Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Skin Exposed, Gossip, Hotties Boobs, Kristin Cavallari, See Through

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Lady Gaga is Terrifying

Eric J @ Gone Hollywood  | Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Last night Lady Gaga attended the 13th Annual Ace Awards dressed as a diseased penis. This isn’t that surprising, because the woman (?) is a complete freakshow, but at least she knows it. You kind of have to respect a person that is batshit insane and embraces the fact that in some cases medication is pointless.

I have to admit it, sometimes Lady Gaga is hot. Most of the time, however, she looks like a cross between Marilyn Manson and one of Tim Burton’s discarded creations. If I saw her approaching me in a dark alleyway, I’m not sure if I’d laugh, run or piss myself. It would completely depend on my level of drunkenness at the time.

Check out this video of Lady Gaga before she was a nutbar. She was known as Stefani Germanotta at the time of the recording, and she wasn’t famous yet. Stefani was “girl next door” cute, with a hint of sassy and a splash of sex appeal. Now she’s “woman in an asylum” horrifying, with a spoonful of testosterone and a heaping portion of wtf.

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source: Lady GaGa has a scrotum on her head [The Superficial]

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Lindsay Lohan Promotes Stripper Wear

Allie @ Gone Hollywood  | Thursday, October 29, 2009

Yes, Lindsay Lohan has really reduced to a level this low.

The shots are of Lindsay’s Spring 2010 ad campaign for her 6126 Leggings.

The sexy pics were shot by celeb photographers Markus Klinko and Indrani and styled by GK Reid. The trio are the stars of Bravo’s latest reality series, Double Exposure, which give viewers a taste of the fast-paced world of high fashion and celebrity photography.

source: Lindsay Lohan: New 6126 Leggings Ad Campaign Pics [just jared]

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Dennis Rodman In Pink Drag – Photos

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood  | Friday, October 16, 2009

Dennis Rodman can get away with wearing just about anything. Rodman wore this pink getup on the runway as he strutted his stuff.

Rodman wore this corny pink ensemble for the Pink Collection Fashion Show as a part of the Rock Fashion Week in Miami. The show benefits breast cancer charity, the Susan G. Komen Foundation.

Just after these photos were taken, Rodman attended an after-party at the Eden Roc Hotel, where he has been accused of reaching up the dress of a model.

The model has informed police and they are still investigating the incident.

source: EXCLUSIVE: Dennis Rodman Under Investigation For Reaching Up Model’s Dress – [radar online]

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Jessica Simpson’s Paris Runway Photos

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood  | Friday, September 4, 2009

Jessica Simpson channeled the Bride of Frankenstein as she attempted to strut down the runway in that dress in Paris, France.

Jessica was asked to appear as a special guest at the Ozlem Suer show and she wore this floor-length black ball gown with a ruffled collar and wedge heels to walk the runway.

I’m not sure why anyone would ask Jessica to wear anything on a runway, she’s obviously not model material. Her boobs are not defying gravity and this just looks so poorly executed. It should be a crime to leave the house looking like this!

What do you think? Was she smiling with her eyes?

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Photo of the Day – Cher in a Bodysuit at Age 62

Allie @ Gone Hollywood  | Monday, May 11, 2009

Were you expecting the usual from Cher?

This past weekend Cher donned a see-through body suit that was nearly identical to the iconic one she wore for her “Turn Back Time” music video in 1992.

I bet she does wish she could turn back time. It looks like she had to fill in a couple of the cuts in the fabric, so her breasts wouldn’t hang out of them.

image: [celebitchy]

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Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde… Sort of

Allie @ Gone Hollywood  | Monday, April 27, 2009

With what clearly appears to be the result of Sun In, Kim Kardashian introduced her new, somewhat blonde locks.

However, Kim claims that she was wearing a wig. She took to her blog,

“It’s a wig! Did I have you fooled? I did a fabulous photo shoot this weekend and they put this hair piece on! I haven’t taken it off since, because I’m really loving the look. I’ve been wearing it around New York and everyone thought it was my real hair! It’s making me want to dye my hair and maybe go lighter for the summer. What do you think? Should I dye it for real?”

And we reply with a resounding “NO!” She looks like Beyonce, not a good thing!

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Miss USA Contestants to Wear Jessica Simpson’s Bikinis

Allie @ Gone Hollywood  | Thursday, April 16, 2009

Miss USA contestants will be wearing none other Jessica Simpson on Sunday night. The itty-bitty bikinis, that is – not the pop star.

The Jessica Simpson Collection snagged the coveted crown as the annual beauty pageant’s swimwear sponsor this year, usurping Syrup Swimwear which provided teensy suits for the past two years.

Identical $104 white ‘n’ gold string bikinis were especially created for the contest, as well as the $88 bright green string bikinis modeled by the crown-chasers during a pre-pageant photo shoot in Las Vegas.

Simpson’s swimwear collection debuted less than two years ago, so … why did the Miss USA organization opt for these again?

“Why not?” says publicist Lark-Marie Anton. “They’re fabulous swimsuits.”

Wanna get your hands on one – or both? The suits will go up for sale at Jessica Simpson Collection after the show.

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