Soon-to-be-former governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn’t have been more blunt on the topic of weed last night, when he told Jay Leno that in California, “No one cares if you smoke a joint or not.”
Schwarzenegger hit “The Tonight Show” to talk about the recent elections, when Leno brought up a pro-pot bill the gov just signed, making cannabis possession “like a speeding ticket.”
Schwarzenegger went on to explain that Prop 19, which would have sorta-legalized the recreational use of weed, wasn’t defeated in California because it was a bad idea, but because it was written poorly.
This isn’t the first time Arnold Schwarzenegger has spoken out in support of weed. He once famously puffed on a joint in the 1977 documentary, “Pumping Iron.”
Happy Friday! Once again, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! Jessica Simpson talks about farting (gasp!), Bruce Willis pays homage to Lady Gaga with his meat hat and Snooki is lusting after a makeout session with Lance Bass.
“He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever…He was all tan. Has all those tattoos – which I love.…And I thought, ‘You done good, girl.’ I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”
– Victoria Beckham, on what she admires about her husband David, to Marie Claire
“This link just made my morning! RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day!”
– Jessica Simpson, on Twitter
“My husband thinks it’s so odd that so many women hit on me. Gay men too. They say to me, ‘Well, I’m not straight, but if I was…’”
– Christina Hendricks, on her surprising mass appeal, to Harper’s Bazaar
“I’m far from SKINNY….but I’m at least far from Shamu…no insult to Shamu intended.”
– Kirstie Alley, after shedding the first 50 lbs. of her 90-lb. weight-loss goal, on her new diet program, Organic Liason
“My teen crush was Lance Bass. But then he [revealed he] was gay, and I was like, ‘Awww.’ But he’s still so hot. I would still make out with him.”
– Snooki, to People
“It’s a 100% ground beef sirloin. Top shelf, organic.”
– Bruce Willis, sporting his own Lady Gaga-inspired meat hairpiece, of which David Letterman took a bite out of on his late-night show
“Now I’ve got to stop making jokes about fat people, which is annoying. When I was fat, it was okay.”
– Ricky Gervais, on the downside of losing 20-plus pounds, to People
“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it.”
– Jessica Alba, embracing her post-baby body, to British GQ
“I married my first husband because we wanted to sleep together. It lasted six months and we were in bed for six months.”
– Betty White, on why her first marriage didn’t last, to AARP
“It would’ve been no good for me meeting the right person 10 years ago because I was still a lunatic. Not to mention that Katy was 15.”
– Russell Brand, who’s grateful he got to clean up his act before meeting fiancée Katy Perry, to People
In September, five teenage boys killed themselves after being physically or verbally (or both) assaulted for being gay.
The suicides of Tyler Clementi, 18, Billy Lucas, 15, Asher Brown, 13, Justin Aaberg, 15, and Seth Walsh, 13, have brought national attention to the epidemic of bullying in American schools.
Now, a number of stars, many of whom have personal experience with anti-gay bullying, are speaking out in hopes of raising awareness and providing support to teens and young adults who are being victimized or who are having trouble dealing with their sexuality. The topic is also addressed in a cover story for this week’s People magazine and in a week-long series on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360.
Most recently, ‘Project Runway‘ mentor Tim Gunn spoke candidly about his own suicide attempt and his support for The Trevor Project, a national 24-hour, toll-free confidential suicide hotline for gay and questioning youth. “I understand the desperation. I understand the despair,” an emotional Gunn said with tears in his eyes. “And I understand how isolated you can feel … It will get better. I promise.”
Comedienne Sarah Silverman has inspired some controversy by positing that a national atmosphere of institutionalized homophobia, as exemplified by the military’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy as well as campaigns for constitutional amendments to ban civil marriage for same-sex couples, are at the heart of this epidemic.
(Warning: Explicit Language)
Other celebrities involved: Ellen DeGeneres, Neil Patrick Harris, Bill O’Reilly, Anne Hathaway, Jenny McCarthy, Daniel Radcliffe, Lance Bass, Ian Somerhalder and Kristin Cavallari.
It’s that time again, where Gone Hollywood gives you the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week. Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got Justin Timberlake creaming his panties to get in to “The Social Network”, Zach Galifianakis dogging on “Jersey Shore” and Amy Poehler spoofing Katy Perry’s appearance for “Sesame Street”.
“I knew that it was in the two percentile of material that is just great. And then I heard David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Fight Club) was going to be the director, and I peed in my pants a little bit.”
– Justin Timberlake, on how badly he wanted to star in The Social Network, to USA Today
“Here, try it.”
– Katherine Heigl, passing her electronic cigarette – a device to help break the habit – to David Letterman
“I’m not going to take a big one.”
– Letterman, accepting his first hit of vaporized nicotine, on his late show
“We have a three?”
– Dancing with the Stars’ host Tom Bergeron, referring to Bruno Tonioli’s unusually low score for Michael Bolton, which set off a war of words between the ousted singer and the judge
“He keeps asking me why he can’t have multiple girlfriends at the same time. He’s also in love with birds and horses, so he’s either going to be a vet someday or the next Hugh Hefner.”
– Former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy, sharing the aspirations of her son 8-year-old son Evan, to People
“Is that on PBS?”
– Zach Galifianakis, claiming ignorance about The Jersey Shore, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“In fifth grade it was Josh Dumbbell.”
– Josh Duhamel, revealing some of the grade school teasing he endured, to People
“They did invite me once…For some reason they didn’t let me go on – it was during probation.”
– Martha Stewart, on why she never appeared on Saturday Night Live, while cooking with show cast member Seth Meyers on her daytime show
“Joel has sleeves and his twin brother Benji has tattoos on his neck and on his face, so I’m just hoping that my kids are just going to be so embarrassed of them that they’re just not going to [get tattoos].”
– Nicole Richie, who’s also inked, on The View
“I specifically wanted the dining room painted blue, because blue is an appetite suppressant.”
– DWTS contestant Margaret Cho, who says she never worked out before training for the dancing competition, to People
“Looks like today’s show is brought to you by the number 38 and the letter double D.”
– Amy Poehler, in a skit with cleavage-baring Katy Perry that spoofed the singer’s controversial Sesame Street segment with Elmo, on SNL
That’s it for this week! What was your favorite quote of the week?
Happy Friday! It’s that time again for Gone Hollywood to give you the best of the best in celebrity quotes for this week! Today, we’ve got some goodies. Joaquin Phoenix has released the crazy and has re-emerged, shaven on David Letterman, Megan Fox talks about being jealous of Shia LaBeouf’s new co-star and Jennifer Lopez’s Idol “diva demands”. Enjoy!
“I was in dirty diapers when she did Dirty Dancing.”
– Jennifer Grey’sDancing with the Stars partner Derek Hough, to People
“We heard that she only likes yellow M&Ms.”
– American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe, joking about the diva rumors that surround new judge Jennifer Lopez, at a press conference
“Elmo’s up, Elmo’s down, Elmo’s round-n-round…”
– Elmo, singing along with Katy Perry to a slightly altered version of her hit song “Hot N Cold” for a Sesame Street segment that has been pulled from the show
“The second you come into my house I bring you to the sink, show you the soap, then hand sanitizer and then I follow you around with baby wipes. Then I wipe the knobs and stuff.”
– Eric Dane, on becoming a new dad and a germaphobe, on Lopez Tonight
“When I met Justin [Timberlake], I thought I was going to faint…But Jessica Biel was there, so I was like, ‘This is not my night…’”
– Glee guest star Charice, on meeting her celebrity crush, to People
“What is your bust size?”
– Kathy Lee Gifford, grilling the Chippendales dancers who came to visit her on the Today show
“I might be a little jealous when I see somebody kissing my Shia, wearing my jeans that I already had been fit for.”
– Ex-Transformers star Megan Fox, on being replaced in the third installment of the franchise, to MTV
“I’m so proud to be on the 2,999th show. I almost made it to the 3,000 show, which has Justin Bieber, the Pope and a special appearance by Paris Hilton, who’s going to demonstrate the differences between chewing gum and cocaine.”
– Nathan Lane, on The View
“I’m a bodywash guy. It freaks me out to use soap.”
– Kenny Chesney, to People
“All the promotion you got from being on here that night…That’s free publicity. So we want a little something for that, and my talent fee – you know, it’s not my first rodeo.”
– David Letterman, trying to get some kickback from Joaquin Phoenix, whose prior appearance on the show turned out to be all an act for his mockumentary, I’m Still Here
Happy Friday! To celebrate the end of the longest week known to man, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! To kick off the weekend, we’ve got Sofia Vergara talking about her figure, Oprah’s big surprise giveaway and Ali Larter talking about penises. Lovely!
Enjoy!
“If you have a dog, forget about it. It will crush you.”
– Jon Hamm, on the tears he’s cried over watching Marley & Me, to People
“We’re in the third trimester, and basically I’m dodging punches right now from my wife…She’s completely over me and over being pregnant.”
– Matt Damon, whose wife Luciana is set to deliver the couple’s fourth child this fall, to People
“Piers is a big ninny.”
– America’s Got Talent’sPrince Poppycock, after judge Piers Morgan’s harsh reaction to his final performance, to People
“I think of her as an old friend. I mean an old friend. But listen, she’s got moves you wouldn’t believe…Her arms are stiff, but the hips? Totally flexible.”
– William Shatner, 79, joking in Playboy about what the 88-year-old Golden Girl could teach a young “whippersnapper” like himself
“As a kid I decided that a Canadian accent doesn’t sound tough…So now I have a phony accent that I can’t shake, so it’s not phony anymore. I’m going for the Madonna thing, the Lady Gaga thing – a phony accent that becomes your trademark.”
– Ontario native Ryan Gosling, to W magazine
“I have a little penis inside of me!”
– Mom-to-be Ali Larter, announcing the sex of her first child, on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
“It was like shooting an entire movie inside Alec Baldwin.”
– Ryan Reynolds, on filming Green Lantern in the middle of summer in New Orleans, to GQ
“I know how I look. I know how I sound. I’m not going to tell my agent, ‘Book me for Schindler’s List 2.’”
– Modern Family’sSofia Vergara, embracing her Latina sex appeal, to Self magazine
“We’re going to Australia!”
– Oprah, kicking off the final season of her talk show with her biggest audience giveaway yet
“No one knows how we really are…Like me, I’ll go to frickin Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read.”
– Jersey Shore star Snooki, revealing a little-known side of her, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
What was your favorite celeb quote this week. I want to say Ali Larter’s was mine, because it was so cute, but I’m still flabbergasted that Snooki wants us all to believe that she reads. Ha!
Happy Friday everyone! For today’s top ten celebrity quotes of the week, we’ve got some good ones! We’ve got Heidi Montag talking about massaging her breast implants, John Stamos’ ‘Glee’ nosiness and Tim Gunn hiding out from ‘Vogue’ editrix Anna Wintour.
Enjoy!
“It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
– Megan Fox, 24, on skeptics accepting her new marital status, to Elle magazine
“All of the kids… I lined ‘em up on the trailers and said ‘Alright, I wanna know who’s banging who, right now! Tell me. Who, who, who?’”
– Glee guest star John Stamos, on trying to dig up dirt on his new castmates, to Extra
“The nation mourned.”
– Newly single Susan Sarandon, on the public’s reaction to her split from partner of 23 years Tim Robbins, to New York magazine
“I’m in a witness protection program.”
– Project Runway’sTim Gunn, on his relationship with Vogue editor Anna Wintour after she read an unflattering anecdote about herself in his new book Gunn’s Golden Rules, to Live! With Regis and Kelly
“I’m the Susan Lucci of reality TV.”
– Ex-Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub, on maintaining her television presence, to People
“I just look for a really nice ass!”
– Josh Duhamel, on his maturing view of love and marriage, at a press conference for his new film The Romantics
“I always thought going on an 11-day, cross-country road trip with your best friend sounded like fun. I’d had enough by the second day.”
– Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey, on the Thelma and Louise-like road trip she took with BFF Gayle King, to People
“You seem to be acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent is not the way you want to go through life.”
– Presiding Judge Damian Murray to Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her recent disorderly conduct arrest, at her court appearance
“I have a new hip, I have a new knee…and I’m going to soon be bionic.”
– Veteran actress and fitness guru Jane Fonda, to Entertainment Tonight
“Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
– Heidi Montag, on massaging her augmented bosom, on Twitter
What was your favorite celebrity quote this week? Mine was the judge in Snooki’s case comparing her to Lindsay Lohan. That was genius.
Heidi Montag wants everyone to know about her ginormous boobs. She has previously said that she wants to take them down a size or two, but we’ve seen no proof of that just yet.
The singeractress reality star took to Twitter to talk about how she maintains the softness in her breast implants. She tweeted, “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.”
We’re assuming by “ladies”, she’s referring to Jayde Nicole, Karissa Shannon and Kim Kardashian, who all have obviously had work done. Even though none of them are ladies by definition, that’s the only explanation I can come up with.
She’s using her boobs for publicity, who would have thought…
If you’ve ever shook hands with James Franco then I hope you washed your hand after it because in an interview with the Hollywood Reportera dmits that he likes to masturbate a lot – up to four or five times a day, every day.
In Danny Boyle’s new movie 127 Hours, James plays real-life mountaineer Aron Ralston who got stuck under a boulder for several days so he knocks one out before cutting off his own arm with a knife.
James says that Aron has never admitted to masturbating when it really happened because he is “kind of a gentleman” but James isn’t, he is more than willing to discuss masturbating. He says…
OK. You asked the question. [pause] I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.
I suppose you can’t blame him, if I was stuck up in a hotel room all the time I would be having a little fun alone time. But how the hell does James Franco find the time to do it four or five times a day? I would get beyond bored.
source: Brief Q&A with ‘127 Hours’ star James Franco covers amputation, masturbation [Hollywood Reporter]
For today’s top ten celebrity quotes, we’ve got January Jones talking about Jason Sudeikis seeing her naked, David Hasselhoff talking about his abs and Jane Lynch’s proud jealousy over her “Glee” castmates. Enjoy!!
“I had 20 years to show off my abs. Those days are over.”
– Dancing with the Stars’ season 11 contestant David Hasselhoff, on his plan to keep his shirt on in the ballroom, to People
“He’s never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments.”
– January Jones, shutting down her rumored boyfriend Jason Sudeikis after he revealed a little too much about their relationship, to People
“I’m just using ‘Conan’ and dropping the ‘O’Brien’ because I want to get away from the whole Irish thing.”
– Conan O’Brien, after revealing the eponymous title of his new TBS show via YouTube, in a press release
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”
– Paris Hilton’s alleged explanation for the cocaine found in her purse, from an officer’s report of the drug bust
“Excited, uptight, supportive and horny – kind of.”
– Due Date’s Robert Downey Jr., recalling his anticipation before the birth of his son 17 years ago, to People
“He’s a little Cajun cookie.”
– Sandra Bullock, fondly referring to her New Orleans-born 7-month-old son Louis, on the Today show
“Listen, I’m not afraid of anything. I’m Colombian.”
– Modern Family’sSofia Vergara, showing no fear in fulfilling a pledge to streak down Sunset Boulevard if her show won the Emmy for outstanding comedy (which it did!), to Access Hollywood
“No one else can compare to him…besides maybe Matt Lauer.”
– Katy Perry, giving fiancé Russell Brand a little competition, on the Today show
“In my fantasy world…I would wear just headdresses and run around in body paint and a glitter diaper.”
– Ke$ha, sharing her dream wardrobe, to MTV
“I love you. You’re young and you’re wonderful. You’re fresh-faced, and when I’m not seething with jealousy, I’m so proud of you.”
– Jane Lynch, thanking her Glee castmates while accepting her best supporting actress Emmy for her role as the scheming Sue Sylvester
My thoughts on the above quotes? Jane Lynch is hilarious. Paris Hilton is a special kind of stupid. So is Ke$ha, just plain dumb. And The Hoff is overrated.
Happy Friday! Today, we’ve got loads of goodies in our top ten celebrity quotes. Joan Rivers says she’s waiting until Lindsay Lohan does something crazy to bash her, Paul Rudd joking about judging “American Idol” and Elizabeth Hurley talking about her boobs. Enjoy!
“[I'm doing] 100 push ups every day. Then I meet up with The Situation. We have a crunch off.”
– Jimmy Fallon, on his hardcore preparation for hosting the Emmys, to People
“I feel like we paved the way for the destruction of morality on the tube.”
– Mom-to-be Christina Applegate, on her raunchy ’90s sitcom Married with Children, to Parade
“I’ll be nice – until she does the first insane thing, which will probably be 20 minutes after she’s out.”
– Joan Rivers, vowing not to pick on Lindsay Lohan, to People
“I was in a store in Las Vegas and they give celeb discounts. I gave my credit card and the clerk was like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought you were Jason Bateman.’ “
– Jerry O’Connell, on his mistaken identity dis and dismiss, to People
“OMG!! I’m on set @30 Rock next to Tina Fey & MATT DAMON is sitting behind me! I went over & said hi – think I just got pregnant!”
– Tracy Morgan’s onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd, Tweeting her excitement for the former Sexiest Man Alive and fellow guest star on the comedy series
“I’ll be a nice judge, but if I don’t like what they do I will tell them to give up on their dreams.”
– Paul Rudd, joking about filling Simon Cowell’s judge’s seat on American Idol, to MTV News
“I read that I’ve just had breast implants – happy to report still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally well cut bikinis…”
– Elizabeth Hurley, crediting her 40 and fab body to good genes and even better swimsuits, on Twitter
“When I get injured it’s devastating because I know I won’t be able to wear heels. I’m practically in tears.”
– Fashionista Serena Williams, who’s also has to forgo the U.S. Open due to her foot injury, to SOBeFiT magazine
“Omg, I was thinking the same thing, sweetie! That is awesome! I love you.”
– Blake Shelton, sharing his patented response to fiancée Miranda Lambert on their wedding planning, to People
“If he was of legal age…Justin Beiber has this swag to him.”
– Kim Kardashian, toying with the possibility of dating the 16-year-old pop star, on Lopez Tonight
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was the one from Joan Rivers, who is obviously ready to pounce on Lindsay as soon as she goofs. It’s really only a matter of time, isn’t it?
Good afternoon and happy Friday! Today for our best celebrity quotes of the week, we’ve got Kim Kardashian talking about her hairless body, Alexander Skarsgard talking about not wearing a modesty cloth and Taylor Momsen bashing Rihanna. Enjoy!
“People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna’s wearing f– leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.”
– Taylor Momsen, dissing the pop star and her style, to Spin magazine
“That song is so annoying.”
– Katy Perry, joking about her summer pop anthem “California Gurls,” to People
“Of course, many women dream of finding Prince Charming (with fatherly instincts), but for those who’ve not yet found their Bill O’Reilly, I’m just glad science has provided a few other options.”
– Jennifer Aniston, responding to the Fox News host’s criticism of her support of single motherhood, to People
“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”
– Kim Kardashian, revealing her beauty secrets, to Allure magazine
“Today’s NY Post says I was spotted in NYC dining with Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Whoever’s impersonating me–aim higher.”
– Conan O’Brien, setting the record straight on Twitter
“It’s obvious that whenever anybody ever thinks of hip-hop or rap, they think of ‘Chelsea Lately.’”
– Chelsea Handler, on hosting MTV’s Video Music Awards, to The New York Times
“I need to talk to that guy from Men’s Warehouse. He guarantees I’ll look good, right? And get a low price?”
– Modern Family’sEric Stonestreet, on his Emmys wardrobe, to People
“One second ago I was the youngest person on the set, and now I’m the oldest. I don’t know how that happened. I’m so old, my joints hurt when I keep my legs crossed a certain way for too long…I can’t see far. I can’t see close.”
– Courteney Cox, on what happened in the 15 years from Friends to Cougar Town, to Emmy magazine
“I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous. If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked.”
– Alexander Skarsgard, on preferring to go commando in True Blood, to Rolling Stone
“When I enter the Emmys as host, I will be on a chariot pulled by Mr. T and Sylvester Stallone together. Then I will sing a song I wrote that I asked Paul McCartney to cowrite with me. Except when he heard it, he said, ‘You can’t improve on perfection.’”
– This year’s Emmy Awards host Jimmy Fallon, in an essay he “wrote” at age 11, to People
What was your favorite quote this week? I’d be lying if I said that Alexander Skarsgard’s hatred of the cock sock didn’t get me all giggly. You?
Oops. Jennifer Aniston used the r-word on Live With Regis and Kelly this morning.
She was having a pleasant conversation with Regis Philbin and guest co-host Kristin Cruz from Los Angeles’ KOST 103.5 radio station about Harper’s Bazaar and her Barbra Streisand photo shoot.
They were looking at photos and chatting. “It was just fun,” said Aniston of the shoot.
Regis replied: “You’re playing dress up!”
And Aniston said, “Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!” The crowd laughed. (You can see it in this YouTube clip at about the 2-minute mark.)Aniston went on to talk about Streisand.
Happy Friday the 13th! For this Friday’s best celebrity quotes, we’ve got Mark Wahlberg saying he’ll make a return to rap, but only for Justin Bieber, Snooki calling Obama a liar and Zac Efron being a total douche. Enjoy!
“No, not a chance. Actually, I’ll take that back. If Justin Bieber asked me, I’d do that for my daughter.”
– Mark Wahlberg (formerly known as Marky Mark), on the only way he’d pick up the mic again, to Time magazine
“I just take comfort that if I’m this old, Richard Gere is a whole lot older than me.”
- Julia Roberts, on being 42 compared to her Pretty Woman costar, who’s 60, on Live! With Regis and Kelly
“I know he knows who I am… He has to stop lying.”
– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, calling out President Barack Obama on his claim that he doesn’t know who the pint-size reality star is, to E!online
“It all worked out for the best since I don’t look good in spandex holding a Ray gun.”
– Expendables star Sylvester Stallone, on his failed audition for Star Wars, to aintitcool.com
“Believe me, I rack my brain thinking, ‘Why am I not out there playing the field?’”
– Zac Efron, on staying in a long-term relationship with High School Musical sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens for four years, to Details magazine
“When we were growing up, our mother taught us never to have your belly button exposed.”
– Fashion designer Mary-Kate Olsen, explaining the foundation of her and sister Ashley’s design sensibility, to Harper’s Bazaar
“He’s a snapper. He just sways back and forth and snaps his finger.”
– Kellie Pickler, on why she and fiancé Kyle Jacobs are skipping the traditional first dance at their wedding, to People Country
“If only she had a bump on her nose.”
– Barbra Streisand, remarking on Jennifer Aniston’s homage to her in a Harper’s Bazaar photo spread, on her Web site
“The other day I realized as long as I’m in this business, I’m going to be hungry.”
- True Blood’sKristin Bauer Van Straten, acknowledging the sacrifices actresses have to make in Hollywood, to Popeater
“I’m not pregnant right now. But that can change tomorrow or the next day or next week. That is out of my hands.”
- Michelle Duggar, who’s open to the prospect of having a 20th child, to People
What was your favorite quote this week? I have to say that Zac Efron really came off as a total douchebucket with that “playing the field” comment. If I were Vanessa Hudgens, I’d tell him to go play the field then…but he’s probably in the closet anyways, so it doesn’t matter. She’s only using him to further her career, so it’s a win-win.
TGIF! As always, we’ve got the best of the best in celebrity quotes this week! We’ve got Kanye West’s caps lock Twitter-fest, Tina Fey’s Brad Pitt crush and Zac Efron’s strip club escapades. Enjoy!
“I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet at some point. I’ve sent him over 100 letters saying that I’m pretty sure we’re going to meet. And 100 chunks of my hair. If that’s not a great gift, then one of us is crazy.”
– Tina Fey, who has yet to meet her Megamind animated film costar Brad Pitt, to People
“Up early in the morning taking meetings in Silicone Valley…Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )”
– Kanye West, starting his Twitter account on the wrong key
“I’ve heard a lot about these places, mostly from rap music. They’re supposed to be pretty reputable, right? So I envisioned myself on a nice couch in stunna shades with T-Pain and Usher making it rain money. And it just wasn’t like that.”
– Zac Efron, ‘fessing up to his publicized trip to a strip club with HSM costar Corbin Bleu, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“I think that Cameron could kick the s— out of me. Personally, she’s extremely fit. She has long legs. She has reach, incredible leg reach. She surfs and has great stamina. So she could whip my ass good, I’ll tell you that.”
– Seth Rogen, singling out his Green Hornet costar Cameron Diaz as the girl who could beat him up, to People
“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’”
– Drew Barrymore, on having boyfriend Justin Long take it all off in their romantic comedy Going the Distance, to Nylon magazine
“I need to get my Brazilian wax before I do it.”
– Enrique Iglesias, on water skiing naked for losing a World Cup bet, to People
“I love my high heels. I’ll kick ass in four inches, pregnant any day of the week.”
– Resident Evil: Afterlife star and mom-to-be Ali Larter, at San Diego Comic-Con
“Justin Bieber is on fire right now! If you see him in any Rolls Royce or Lamborghini’s, it might be mine…but it’s his for the day.”
– Diddy, the latest celeb to come down with “Beiber Fever,” on Lopez Tonight
“My alternate album cover for Teenage Dream… Are you glad I went with the 1st?”
– Katy Perry, showing off fiancé Russell Brand’s proposed album art, on Twitter
“You don’t want two presidents at one wedding! All the secret service, guests going through [metal detectors], all the gifts being torn apart.”
– President Barack Obama, on not being invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, on The View
What was your favorite quote this week? Mine was Russell Brand’s alternative album cover for Katy’s new release. He looks like a complete dork, but he’s comfortable with that.
