If you ever wanted to see Mini Me having sex, a judge says it’s okay:
The woman in a sex tape featuring Verne Troyer — best known for his role in the “Austin Powers” movies — says she allowed celebrity Web site TMZ to broadcast snippets of the tape. Troyer’s ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape.
The judge had temporarily barred TMZ from showing or broadcasting any portion of the tape on its Web site or TV show. The post was restored by Tuesday evening.
The judge has still barred a porn distributor named in a $20 million lawsuit filed by Troyer from distributing or taking orders for the 50-minute tape.
Troyer starred as Mini Me in two “Austin Powers” movies. His lawsuit alleged the tape was stolen. Shrider’s statement says she believes she also owns the tape, but so far has only given permission to TMZ to air it.
This gives more credibility to Justice Potter Stewart’s famous line about pornography (actually, obscenity, if you want to be technical about it): “I know it when I see it.” Still, there are some things I don’t want to see. This may just top the list.
The latter, the June 25th report that launched the suit in question, makes light of the whole matter,
Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.
You can also view the actual video there, if you must. Gone Hollywood wouldn’t do that to you!
Source: TMZ allowed to repost portion of actor’s sex tape [YahooNews]
A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.
We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS. [see video here]
The humorous comments are abound. Could anyone watch this tape and actually be turned on by it? I would really like to know.
If you’re thirsty for more,… the uncensored version of the picture, it’s after the jump.
And I know that the woman in the image above has a “Lips” tattoo on her wrist just like Britney does — yet something in me pleads for these to be fake.
What do you think?
NSFW and NSFL photos are after the jump!
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Adnan Ghalib is feeling the fruits of his labor — dirty behavior. The paparazzi turned Britney Spears ex is quitting his day job, due to death threats over the rumored sex tape with Brit.
Adnan Ghalib has claimed that he received threats following the publication of an alleged sex tape featuring him and his ex-lover Britney Spears.
The paparazzo said he was retiring from working in the media because of the publics response.
“I have had many calls about it from all over the world,” Ghalib told Heat.
“In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”
Spears split up with the British photographer in March following reports that he had been unfaithful.
See what you get for being a dirty birdie?
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Yeah, this bitch should have saved his breath. You can’t really disappear if no one notices your ass anyway!”
source: Britney’s ex Adnan Ghalib quits job [digital spy]
Everyone was all a twitter with glee as a Chyler Leigh sex tape surfaced. She is the girl next door intern on Grey’s Anatomy. Hooray for celebrity porn.
Too bad it isn’t her. The knockoff of Chyler is missing a large tattoo that has been on her back since she was 19. The girl in the sex tape also has a tongue ring and reps for Leigh claim she has never had one.
So she is missing a giant tramp stamp. Sex tapes are the new Oscar. I say go with it.
Adnan Ghalib, the former paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears, is trying to make one last grab at Britney Spear’s cash.
It’s reported that he’s shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Rosarito, Mexico.
“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
The “insider” goes on to claim that a Britney Spears sex tape will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton’s — because of it’s “freak show” status.
source: Adnan Shopping A Britney Spears Sex Tape [splash news]
Robbie Williams and girlfriend Ayda Field in Mexico having sex in a pool with friends watching?
Robbie, who has put on a few pounds lately, cuddled with the girl in the swimming pool, pushed her against the rim and this is when “the action” started. The act itself was not photographed, but body language showed it was sex.
Cue the sex tape. Would you have sex in a pool, while others watched?
It a not-so scandalicious ASU cheerleader naughty photo op, the head honchos at the college cut the entire cheer squad. Questions as to why there was a huge over reaction to the photos of the team in their bra and underwear immediately surfaced.
It seems one of the cheerleaders has a seedy porno past. Now were are scandalized. Courtney Cox, no not the chick from Friends, has over 250 films under her belt.
“ASU had to kick cheerleader Courtney (Cox) Simpson off the cheer team in 2005 for appearing in an adult film while wearing her cheerleading uniform. ASU sued to have the initials on the uniform blurred in the porn video.”
“Simpson retired from porn in 2006 after appearing in over 250 films to go back to college and get her degree. She selected her stage name based on her first name (Courtney) and (Simpson) based on her affection for pop singer Jessica Simpson. She won numerous awards for her acting performances on film.”
Great gobs of KY. 250 films in two years!?!! I bet it is like throwing a polish sausage down a hallway.
Source: Courtney Simpson is Dirtiest ASU Cheerleader [Bumpshack]
Marilyn Monroe can make a sex tape from the beyond, why not Hendrix?
A man by the name of Howie Klein claims to have found a genuine sex tape of Jimi Hendrix. The story starts with some guy finding the movie reel that was labeled “Black Man” from an auction. After watching the reel said mystery man recognized Jimi and hocked the movie to Vivid. According to the NY Times:
The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.
Vivid took 45 minutes of the film and will be shilling it out claiming it is Jimi Hendrix. Only 11 minutes of the film involve sex scenes. The rest attempts to document Hendrix’s career. The going price for a sex tape that may or may not feature the iconic guitar player is $39.95. The porn mongers claim they hired a private detective to research it’s authenticity. They also found two former Hendrix groupies who claim it is indeed Jimi. I would like to add that both women were paid and there is reportedly only two shots that show his face. Kathy Etchingham, who is now 60 and was one of his steady girlfriends, claims it is not him due to a difference in facial features.
For the love of Captain Crunch….if this is true then the Jesus sex tape is just around the corner.
Source: Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered [NY Times]
Now this is one sex tape I do not want to see. Of all the celebrity sex tapes floating around out there… this one will probably be something that doesn’t get picked up.
“Margera, who has previously been romantically linked to Jessica Simpson, is allegedly shown in the tape performing sex acts with blonde Lindsay Hughes, the fiancee of New York radio host Gregg “Opie” Hughes. The publication’s “Stepping Out” Chaunce Hayden tells the New York Post’s Page Six, “They’re doing the nasty — and I mean nasty. Hughes is taking legal action to prevent its distribution. Apparently, he’s so distraught, he’s banned the name ‘Bam’ from being mentioned on the (radio) show.”
In July of 2007 Bam married girlfriend Melissa Rothstein. When the tape was made in relation to his nuptials hasn’t been clarified, but rumor of a tape ha been in the works for over a year. The tape is said to be hitting a pay-per-view site in the near future.
Bam Margera isn’t shy when it comes to the camera. He took nude pictures of his new bride and posted him on his website shortly after the were married.
This is the guy who beats up his father while he is on the crapper right? And he is worried about a sex tape?
Source: Margera Sex Tape to be Released? [SF Gate]
Can’t say I am too surprised she is publicly airing out her nipples. Why is Nicole Narain’s nipple slip even worth taking a peek at? Narain was Colin Farrell’s sex tape partner and scored a spread in Playboy.
Eh, it is almost Friday. A little nip always gets you through the day. And as the good people at Egotastic pointed out, “she obviously wants some attention, and who am I to deny her?”
What Others Said:
Celebrity Twit- “She kinda of reminds me of a younger and hotter version of Mel B, just with smaller fake tits and less scary.”
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Dita Von Teese is fast becoming synonymous with sex and all things kinky. After uprooting a lesbian pornographic past, the burlesque beauty is set to once again strip down for the camera.
Her nude body will be featured in a fetish book that will also show off her feet. Teese herself enjoyies a foot fetish. In her porno, “Pin-Ups 2,” her lesbian partner used a stiletto shoe to pleasure the celebrity. She also sells her worn stockings to eager buyers.
The woman in a sex tape featuring Verne Troyer — best known for his role in the “Austin Powers” movies — says she allowed celebrity Web site TMZ to broadcast snippets of the tape. Troyer’s ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, signed a declaration filed in federal court in Los Angeles stating the tape was created with her video camera. Her statement prompted a judge to allow TMZ to reinstate a post featuring snippets of the tape.
Adnan Ghalib has claimed that he received threats following the publication of an alleged sex tape featuring him and his ex-lover Britney Spears.
“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing,” said the insider. “She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”
