You think there would be nothing left by hair and giant hoop earrings and fake eyelashes.
Kim Kardashian admitted to getting her cellulite laser-ed off. She highly recommends eating as much chowder and cotton candy as you want and having your cheeks zapped clean of the telling signs of bad diet.
Her calendar photos have also hit the net. (Yes, I too am stunned with amazement as to their leak.) Kim Kardashian’s role playing photos were fashioned into a calendar for boyfriend Reggie Bush as a gift and then turned into a profit thanks to her creepy mommy dearest. Her mother, who apparently is the female equivalent to Joe Simpson, found the calendar and put it on the market.
I am guessing her mom got a flaming bag of dog crap for Mother’s Day.
Miley Cyrus discovers her inner lesbian while licking Ashley Tisdale.
The starlet recently caught in a Vanity Fair topless scandal is at it again. This time she is hanging out with this tranntacular person. I almost thought it was Brooke Hogan but aforementioned pink wigged friend is too hot to be her.
You know…the more “naughty” photos of her that I see the more I like her. At first she was purely annoying partly because she was the spawn of Billy Ray, but now she is a little scandal maker…I dig her rebel with nice extensions attitude. Have fun kid…just keep your clothes on from now on.
Oh Canada! The 2007 January Playmate of the month has scored the title of Playmate of the year.
Jayde Nicole will now be on the June 2008 issue of Playboy to officially announce her claim. The 22 year old beauty hails from Port Perry, Ontario.She has the word “respect” tattooed just above her fun box. She explained its presence on her MySpace page.
“I have a small tattoo in black old English writing that says RESPECT… for all those who ask many questions about this tattoo, here’s the deal- It’s on my lower-lower stomach, lol! I put it there so I could hide it and continue to do modeling. I got it when I left a bad relationship to remind myself that I deserved more and not to let ANYONE push you around and treat you poorly! This is very important, not just for girls, but for everyone!!!”
I was hoping it was from an Aretha Franklin fetish, but the bad boyfriend story makes more sense. Congrats!
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Source: Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole [Bitten and Bound]
Eva Mendesbared her breasts and licked her feet for Italian Vogue.
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Well, Eva Mendes is certainly not modest and has no qualms with spreading her legs and stripping nude for the camera. I say, more power to her — just don’t expect to see any nudes of Allie any time soon!
Robbie Williams and girlfriend Ayda Field in Mexico having sex in a pool with friends watching?
Robbie, who has put on a few pounds lately, cuddled with the girl in the swimming pool, pushed her against the rim and this is when “the action” started. The act itself was not photographed, but body language showed it was sex.
Cue the sex tape. Would you have sex in a pool, while others watched?
Actress Natasha Richardson showed a little more than she would have liked on the red-carpet at last night’s star-studded Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala.
In an attempt to ensure she didn’t embarrass herself by tripping up as she ascended the stairs in her high heels, Natasha suffered a malfunction anyway.
As the actress from the highly-regarded Redgrave acting dynasty hitched up her pale pink chiffon gown, she inadvertently flashed her nude-colored thong to the assembled audience.
source: Natasha Richardson and the mother of all wardrobe malfunctions [daily mail]
Mariah Carey landed on the cover of Vibe magazine. The June 2008 issue the almost 40 year addicted to Baby Gap’s clearance section has been airbrushed into oblivion.
Mariah recently eloped with Nick Cannon. Poor bastard. Her new video released today and you can see if by clicking here. (See I am giving you the option of self inflicted pain. It is truly interesting if you dig Mimi singing into her crystal encrusted microphone. I wonder if she has a toilet to match. What? They are both on the receiving end of her musical crap.)
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And… for your listening pleasure, here’s Miriah Carey’s official music video for her new single, “Bye, Bye.”
It a not-so scandalicious ASU cheerleader naughty photo op, the head honchos at the college cut the entire cheer squad. Questions as to why there was a huge over reaction to the photos of the team in their bra and underwear immediately surfaced.
It seems one of the cheerleaders has a seedy porno past. Now were are scandalized. Courtney Cox, no not the chick from Friends, has over 250 films under her belt.
“ASU had to kick cheerleader Courtney (Cox) Simpson off the cheer team in 2005 for appearing in an adult film while wearing her cheerleading uniform. ASU sued to have the initials on the uniform blurred in the porn video.”
“Simpson retired from porn in 2006 after appearing in over 250 films to go back to college and get her degree. She selected her stage name based on her first name (Courtney) and (Simpson) based on her affection for pop singer Jessica Simpson. She won numerous awards for her acting performances on film.”
Great gobs of KY. 250 films in two years!?!! I bet it is like throwing a polish sausage down a hallway.
Source: Courtney Simpson is Dirtiest ASU Cheerleader [Bumpshack]
Here is an early peek at Kate Moss’ campaign for Agent Provocateur bridal lingerie line. The theme is centered around a plot of a woman who has second thoughts on her wedding day. This is just the first video of the series which has been dubbed “White Wedding.” The first scene was named The Happiest Day of Her Life” with “The Garden of Eden” to follow, and ends with “Bad News.”
Shauna Sand must be really hard up for some cash. Sand has put on her best lucite stripper shoes to shill some radios in an eBay auction.
I kinda feel bad. That old hot mess put on white bikini (aka old faithful) to model some StereoStone/RockSolid Outdoor Speakers on eBay. 6 speakers will autographed by the former Playboy Playmate and are currently at a high bid of $119.50, which is cheaper than the shipping cost. They originally retailed for just under $3000 according to the auction info.
Sand has been selling crap on eBay since April. A marble and wood night stand and some hellacious vitrine were up for sale with a starting bid of $1,500 and $4,000. Not one bid was placed on either item.
I guess her thrifty stripper shoe addiction will have to come to an end. Payless will be going out of business. I am a bit surprised she doesn’t have some worn out copy of Jem and the Holograms and her Katie Price autographed underwear on there.
The Cheerleading squad from Arizona State University has had a leak of photos of the girls in their bras and panties. I know… Alert the church elders!
“The Dirty” is apparently a campus blog that managed to get the photos and post them on their site. Subsequently, the 16 girl squad will be punished despite the fact that only 6 of the girls posed for the photos. The photos were apparently taken in part of a “cheer party.”
The site has since started a campaign to save the squad. Lisa Love has cut the entire squad as a result of the naughty photos. The site that got the squad nixed received an email from Love making everyone aware the cheer program will no longer be around.
“EMAIL Excerpt: NO cheer squad next year at ANY football, basketball or other sporting event games. The only form of “cheer squad” that will remain is the megaphones and signs. Which will not be called the cheerleaders, but instead “Sparky’s Crew.”
Over the top. It is not like they were servicing the 2nd string of the Cardinals football team. I am sure that came later and it involved barnyard animals.
Angelina Jolie forgoes the sex tape phenomenon. We all know that is amature compared to the freaky kink she has been privy to. A “source” has gotten a hold of video of Jolie doing drugs. To be specific she is partaking in some heroin and coke.
The owner of the drug party tape is currently shopping it to tabloids and media outlets. The going price for the Jolie free-basing tape is $70,000. The retail price isn’t as high as it could be (pun intended). The incubator of Brad Pitt’s babies has admitted to past drug use and it isn’t that shocking coming from her past.
“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD everything.
I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated with it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”
However, the moment of interest on the tape is when Angie shows her education on street drugs.
“The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack - not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.”
This is the Angie I miss. The crunked out and crazy girl that wasn’t trying to be an anorexic She-ra and save the world from famine and ugly shoes.
Source: Alleged Angelina Jolie Drug Tape? [Starpulse]