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Who the funk steals someone’s ashes? (Other than really stupid necrophiliacs.)

The ashes of Kurt Cobain have come up missing. Courtney Love was in charge of Cobain’s remains. That was probably the first issue of bad judgment. She used to tote them around inside a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of his hair like some sort of portable crazy shrine to her former hubby. Now, she is shocked that his remains are missing.
“I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again.”
Crazy bitch probably snorted them after accidentally leaving them in her pantry next to a jar of peanut butter.
What Others Said:
- The Superficial- “Okay, I don’t know what’s worse: That someone actually stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes or that they were stored in a pink teddy bear bag. Wasn’t a hollowed out Rainbow Brite laying around?”
- Bitten and Bound- “Sounds like Love needs some security around the homestead, or needs to replace her current keepers.”
Source: Cobain Ashes Stolen [MTV UK]
“I’m not a woman. I’m a force of nature.”
– Courtney Love
Um… yeah!
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In her incoherent writing style, she writes via her blog:
“I know everything the DCS in LA is a horror show they are angry … they hated me for my status welath etc - and they took it our on the kid once your in that system it s fucke duyiup sio B get OUT!!!!! … before you judge walka mile in her shoes.”
Yeah, no one is quite sure what Courtney said, but from a woman who admittedly took heroin during her pregnancy and still got her kid back, anything is possible!
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Pete Doherty was reportedly inspired by Courtney Love and sent Kate Moss a dead mouse.
A source said,
“Some people might find it disgusting but it’s still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody balks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar.”
“It’s become the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasize how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal.”
Courtney Love gave Marc Jacobs’ boyfriend the same gift and for reasons beyond me, he wore it on his lapel like a flower. Art? No, just plain sick!
What other’s said:
- Gawker says, “We are trying this excuse the next chance we get.”
- Dlisted says, “First of all, this is not a fashion statement in Manhattan. Second of all, isn’t it illegal to send dead shit in the mail?”
source: Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift [rte entertainment]
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Talk about a a couple that was meant to be together. Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have recently been spotted being friendly with each other.
The troubled rockers have sparked romance rumors after they were reported swapping spit while she was visiting him at the Wiltshire clinic where he is currently battling his drug addiction. He was allowed to leave the rehab with Courtney and they then had lunch together in a Wiltshire, England, pub.
Courtney seems to find more in common with Doherty beyond their love of drugs, “He’s committed, he’s very loyal, he’s a Scorpio. We had really good chemistry.” Being Scorpio is important. After drug use and alleged adultry, that’s the next thing I look for.
Source: “Hot New Hookup, Courtney Love and Pete Doherty” [aceshowbiz]
Sharon Osbourne blames Courtney Love for Jack Osbourne’s drug problems. Sharon said she will never talk to Courtney again for giving Jack OxyContin when he was 15….Fifteen?!?
Courtney Love - Pictured at Marc Jacobs - NY Fashion Week
“I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There’s not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal.
I’m not saying Jack wouldn’t have taken it if she hadn’t given it to him, but I’m appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else’s child? I haven’t had a row with her, but I will never talk to her.”
In 2003 Jack checked into rehab for his OxyContin addiction. He’s been drug-free ever since.
Outside of Meth, one of the most addictive drugs out there; I would seriously press charges.
What other’s said:
- Dlisted says, “Um…..how did Sharon let Jack hang out with Courtney knowing she was a crackhead?”
source: Dare To Keep Kids Off Courtney [dlisted]; image: [splash news online]
Courtney Love likes to chime in about all the drama in Hollywood - like her opinion matters. It is amusing though. Earlier in the week she told the world how she tried to warn Owen Wilson, and now she’s talking about the easy target Amy Winehouse.
Courtney said: “Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known.”
She even told a pal: “I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss.
“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”
Winehouse must be horrid, because Love has a rap sheet longer than Tommy Lee’s “drum stick.” At least she’s talking about what she knows.
Source: “Love Thinks Amy Is A Crackhead” [hollyscoop]
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Poor Paris Hilton, is getting snubbed by celebrities left and right.
First she tried to befriend Victoria Beckham… who immediately rejected the offer.
“Over my dead body!” Victoria is quoted as saying. “We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”
Now… her old friend Courtney Love spots Paris in the audience during one of her concerts and flipped her off. Ha!
Paris was seen leaving the rocker’s gig at the Roxy on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood after the incident.
An onlooker tells The Sun: “Paris was just dancing at the side of the stage to Celebrity Skin when Courtney stuck up a finger to her. No one really knows what the reason was. Paris burst into tears and left the gig early. I thought they were friends.”
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A Socialites Life Says, I find it very interesting that Victoria Beckham has no plans to hang out with Paris, but has no problem schmoozing with Hiton’s minion, Perez. Girl, please.
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