This is a Kodak moment for the baby book. Cruz Beckham gives the old one finger salute to the masses.
The 3 year old looked just like Victoria as the family made their way through a crowd in LA. They family was out celebrating Posh’s birthday when the grump tot gave a big “screw you” to adoring fans and paparazzi.
Perhaps he was disappointed that the restaurant didn’t live up to it’s name.
Source: Where did you learn to give the finger, Cruz Beckham? [Daily Mail]
I loves me some Salma Hayek. She is one fierce cat. Hayek and soon to be husband Francois-Henri Pinault have been enjoying New York this week. She was also at the Madonna and Gucci Malawi Benefit on Wednesday where she scored private soccer lessons with David Beckham. After shelling out over $350k to outbid Anna Wintour, I feel we should not mention that Snoop scored his for free. Especially after she took out a photog.
Some paparazzi got to close for comfort as the actress was arriving at her Midtown hotel. Seconds after stepping out of the car Salma threw up her hand shielding herself from the intrusion. Pushing the envelope, a photog stepped over the line and Hayek had no problem in pushing back.
She is one of those women who are super nice, but you know she would cut a bitch.
Advertisers are indeed clever. How could using the machismo of David Beckham possibly not benefit your campaign for pushing contraceptives? Apparently Beckham’s wang has a prowess beyond the borders of his boudoir.
A Chinese firm that entitled their condom “The Beckham,” promised to help men “score in bed like the L.A. Galaxy star does on the pitch.” Kinda like if you wear Air Jordans you will magically turn into a 7 foot black man and be able to dunk a basketball easier than your morning doughnut. Fans however aren’t happy with the idea. While it is the best selling condom in China, fans are trying to get the brand banned.
“We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here.” A spokesman for Beckham says, “It’s not an official brand.”
The power of his penis still amazes me. What further intrigues me is the fact that his appeal rarely has anything to do with sex. If the Chinese are looking for a catchy contraceptive ad I suggest taking note from the one below.
Snoop was rumored to be hooked onto the gravitational pull of his crotch as well. A David Beckham/Snoop musical collabo was eminent after David appeared on Snoop’s reality show “Father Hood.” But alas… a rep for the football king says that there is no truth to the rumor.
Source: Beckham’s Name Used By Condom Company[PR-Inside]
Andrew Morton will have to start looking over his shoulder when he goes out in public from now on. The scientologists and their short man syndrome ridden leader are on the war path. Morton has written a biography diving into the dark roots of Tom Cruise and Scientology.
Cruise is the wingman for the “religion” of Scientology. To me, if Hubbard was the Batman of Xenu, then Tom is Robin. No one is really surprised by that….we all know Katie has been replaced with a Scientologist version of a Stepford Wife. Morton goes above and beyond the standard accusations in his “unapproved biography.” The book hits American bookshelves on Jan.15th. In the tell-all Andrew goes into several accusations:
Daughter by Katie Holmes “conceived like Rosemary’s Baby” Nicole Kidman “feared blackmail” over sex tapes made with Scientologists
Scientologists “planted meadow of flowers for Tom and Nicole to run through”
Cruise’s next mission is to recruit David Beckham
Penelope Cruz escaped the clutches of the “religion” with the help of her father and an organization devoted to helping cult members and their families
It probably isn’t too far from the truth, but the weird-shit-o-meter is tipped when Morton states that David Miscavige, a Scientology bigwig, plans every move of Tom’s life. David is said to have gone on the honeymoon with Tom and Katie. I am guessing he handed out pointers or tossed flower petals over them as they mated in some sort of “Coneheads” fashion.
After wooing Cruise into the religion he has been programmed to be the new idol for the church. The accused cult is also partly responsible for the end of his marriage to Kidman. Tapes with details of their sex life were used as blackmail to keep her quite about the seedy underbelly of the world of Scientology.
Fact or fiction this is one man who should be on the look out for a group of people wearing matching khaki pants and bad hair cuts when he is alone. I have to admit with all the former “Diana” author claims, it is impressive he has testicular fortitude to publish it. The legal team of Cruise is already in action with talks of a lawsuit.
Source: Tom Cruise ‘Scientology second-in-command’ [Telegraph] and Morton Tell-All Claims Tom Cruise is Scientology #2 [Towleroad]
Victoria Beckham confirmed she is not pregnant, Tom Cruise doesn’t try to convert her or David to Scientology, Brooklyn is named after where she found out she was pregnant (not where she conceived), goes on to talk about the Spice Girls reunion tour, women who adore David and raising a family in LA.
She does not, however, discuss the authenticity of the bulge in David’s underwear ad. He did get her to smile though, and that’s always a rare treat.
Which celebrity hunk has an illegitimate baby out there?
A mysterious source revealed that either Christian Bale, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake is the father of her baby. Her claim is that she is paid a large sum of cash to keep the paternity a secret.
This is one of those little rumors that bares little evidence and is more likely the crazy making of someone extremely bored. But I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t share the insane dribblings that come my way.
Jon Bon Jovi has reportedly felt the need to speak about Oasis, Robbie Williams, Pete Doherty, and David Beckham. He didn’t say anything flattering and even called Oasis “arrogant without substance.”
“Robbie Williams? That guy couldn’t even fill a bar. He couldn’t sell 500 tickets. “Oasis couldn’t fill a bar either - and they’re full of themselves.” The 45-year-old singer also blasted notorious Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, claiming he hasn’t even heard any of his music. He added to Glamour magazine: “We’re not familiar with Pete Doherty in the US other than his antics and the fact that he’s always in trouble - I’ve never heard a single one of his songs.” He also suggested that David Beckham was past his prime.
I’m finding this all kind of hard to believe. I mean we’re talking about someone who is 45-years-old, was popular in the 80’s, and his claim to fame now is a marginally good arena football team. Plus, he just seems like a better guy than that, but who knows, we broke up like three years ago.
Source: “Jon Bon Jovi: Blasts Oasis, Robbie Williams, Pete Doherty - As No talents!” [celebdirtylaundry]
Since moving to Los Angeles, Victoria and David Beckham have had two nannies quit, complaining of overwork and nagging by Victoria and her mother. Apparently that’s why Victoria was recently spotted taking the kids to school herself.
A source said,
“You’d imagine it’s a dream job working for celebrities like that in California. But these two trained professionals said it was a nightmare. They complained Victoria spoke down to them, her mother Jackie bossed them about and they felt like dogsbodies.
“Both girls ended up having to cook and clean up for all the family. Victoria and Jackie constantly nagged and ordered them about. Some days they were on the go from 6am to midnight. The pay was OK but they just got sick of it.”
New Zealander Zara, one of the nannies, had been with the Beckhams for over a year. The other, Claire from London, lasted a mere six months. Rumor has it that the Beckhams are looking to have another baby, hopefully a girl. With all the work they already have, maybe they got scared at the possibility of 3 am bottle feedings.
Sources: “Two Nannies Quit on the Beckhams Due to Their Demanding Ways” [Celebrity Smack]; “Nannies Hard To Find For Victoria Beckham” [Celebitchy]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
David Beckham has become regular at NBA games in recent weeks - and it appears the slam dunks aren’t the only attraction.
“Robbie Williams? That guy couldn’t even fill a bar. He couldn’t sell 500 tickets. “Oasis couldn’t fill a bar either - and they’re full of themselves.” The 45-year-old singer also blasted notorious Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, claiming he hasn’t even heard any of his music. He added to Glamour magazine: “We’re not familiar with Pete Doherty in the US other than his antics and the fact that he’s always in trouble - I’ve never heard a single one of his songs.” He also suggested that David Beckham was past his prime.
“You’d imagine it’s a dream job working for celebrities like that in California. But these two trained professionals said it was a nightmare. They complained Victoria spoke down to them, her mother Jackie bossed them about and they felt like dogsbodies.
