In the June 2008 issue of German Vogue Claudua Schiffer takes her top off for the sake of art…and shilling magazines.
She has been featured on several covers lately. Schiffer is in a less revealing spread on the Italian sector of Vogue for April and Ellen von Unwerth made her kinky side apparent for GQ a few months ago. The model even posed in a fully nude pictorial for the January issue of French Vogue.
It’s no secret that Holly Madison is in love with Hugh Hefner (maybe his money, but…) and has been hoping to get Hugh’s wedding ring on her finger, it looks like that’s never going to happen.
“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”
While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.
“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”
But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.
“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”
Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?
“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.
Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.
God, who hasn’t? Hayden Panettiere is currently bedding her “Heroes” costar Milo Venti-whatever. However, she wouldn’t mind riding the love roller coaster of Angelina Jolie. Hayden doesn’t limit the boundaries of her lesbian fantasies either.
“That’s fine with me. If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, or Charlize Theron. Oh and Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”
She joins a list of female celebs willing to go gay for her. Eve, Lindsay Lohan, Natasha Bedingfield, Kelly Rowland and Janice Dickinson are all known fans of the puffy lipped baby machine.
I must be living under a rock with an impenetrable force field. First I was unaware that Panettiere has been fighting off gay rumors. Second, I can’t seem to find the attractive quality in any of her female counterparts. Then again, I am a big fan of penis. I know…I need to step out of the box. (No pun intended.)
You think there would be nothing left by hair and giant hoop earrings and fake eyelashes.
Kim Kardashian admitted to getting her cellulite laser-ed off. She highly recommends eating as much chowder and cotton candy as you want and having your cheeks zapped clean of the telling signs of bad diet.
Her calendar photos have also hit the net. (Yes, I too am stunned with amazement as to their leak.) Kim Kardashian’s role playing photos were fashioned into a calendar for boyfriend Reggie Bush as a gift and then turned into a profit thanks to her creepy mommy dearest. Her mother, who apparently is the female equivalent to Joe Simpson, found the calendar and put it on the market.
I am guessing her mom got a flaming bag of dog crap for Mother’s Day.
Jenna Bush’s wedding appeared to be a good time. This past weekend George W. Bush’s daughter got hitched in an Oscar de la Renta gown. The President even cried during the ceremony. (He probably was trying to tie his shoe or something.)
The couple were married at the Bush family Chapel Ranch in Texas. During George’s toast he was tickled pink they were married-ified.
“This is a joyous occasion for our family as we celebrate the happy life ahead of [Jenna] and her husband, Henry.”
He also added that the ceremony itself was “awfully special” and added that they were “mighty blessed.” (Bush this isn’t the Oregon Trail.) Karl Rove and Karen Hughes were amongst the guests. They even danced.
HAHAHAH! I can just picture Bush doing the Karl Rove shuffle while Karen Hughes danced around with glow sticks.
Subsequently you know someone is going to die for this.
After getting to a brawl with a man in an L.A. Club on Saturday night, photos of the bloodied and bruised Suge Knighthave surfaced. The feud began with a small confrontation that turned ugly. Knight and his crew rushed the man he was apparently fighting over money with.
A few sources squealed to TMZ that the last words spoken by Suge before the fight began were, “I want my money!” It is currently unclear if the fight started inside or outside “Shag” nightclub, but people outside of the club broke up the fight after Suge put a man in a headlock and took his cell phone.
After breaking up the mess of men kicking and punching the man, he stood up and landed a right hook that took down Knight for over three minutes. After he came to, the posse wrangled him into a SUV and he began yelling for the stolen cell phone. Cops intervened, but Suge refuses their help and did not report the incident.
That man is lucky he landed that hook, otherwise he would now be spoken about the past tense.
Jennifer Aniston’s romance with tattooed singer songwriter John Mayer seems to be going from something casual to something a little more heated. The pair was spotted canoodling poolside at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in Miami.
Jennifer donned a skimpy pink bikini as she smooched with her 30-year-old toyboy. The actress has been famously private about her love life after her marriage to Brad Pitt ended.
source: Jennifer Aniston gets Friendly in the pool with her tattooed new beau John Mayer [daily mail]
If you thought Bill O’Reilly has the tendency to snap on camera on his Fox News show, wait until you see some vintage footage of the boisterous host from his pre-’Factor’ days.
[beware… foul language on clip]
The footage is from O’Reilly’s days as a reporter on ‘Inside Edition,’ where he worked from 1988-1995. In it, O’Reilly is reading a promo for the show, when he begins to get irritated over teleprompter problems. He goes back and forth with a producer, switching from lip-biting to flat-out screaming and cursing by the end. There’s no date given on the video to indicate what year it was filmed.
O’Reilly’s temper has been somewhat of a trademark for him through the years, especially on his Fox News show ‘The O’Reilly Factor.’ On the show, O’Reilly often gets into yelling matches with guests, sometimes resulting in him shutting off their microphones and asking them to leave.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are set to tie the knot – a year after he tried to kill himself when she dumped him.
Kate is thought to have called off the affair, blaming Owen’s lack of commitment.
Owen and Kate originally met while filming the comedy You, Me and Dupree and is thought to have dated him during her six-month separation from now ex-husband and Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson.
It is thought the devastated actor slashed his wrists and took an overdose of pills after his ex-lover was pictured cuddling her new boyfriend comedian Dax Shephard.
Now seven months on from Owen’s reported suicide bid, the pair are back together and are set to wed next year. I’m happy to see these two back together and happy.
source: Owen Wilson to wed Kate Hudson - a year after he ‘tried to kill himself’ when she dumped him [daily mail]
First Lindsay Lohan was supposed to play Nancy Pitman in Matthew Bright’s “The Manson Girls,” but she was dropped. Nikki Finke reports that producers of the movie couldn’t find any name actresses to star with her. Nobody wants to star with Lohan — what’s up with that?!
Now Lindsay has been canned again!
Lohan was set to star alongside Jack Black in “Ye Old Times.” One of the producers confirmed to E! that she’s left the movie, but said she wasn’t dumped.
“We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor.”
Right… she was fired. I’m beginning to think that Lindsay has done more damage to her career than I had originally expected. At least she has her new line of leggings to fall back on — and they have knee pads to boot!
Maybe she should reconsider doing Living Lohan — otherwise, Dina and Ali might take all the upcoming opportunities. That’s a sad situation, I can’t stand her mother.
“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”
