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Nick Hogan was found guilty for reckless driving. Currently he is sitting in jail in Florida. The third degree felony has put him behind bars for 8 months.

“He was also given five years of probation starting today with no alcohol during the full probation period. His license was revoked until Nick turns 21.

Nick pled “no contest” via his lawyer before Judge Philip Federico at the Pinellas (Fla.) County Court this afternoon. The family of John Graziano had asked for no less than one year in jail for Bollea.”

After the sentencing, John Graziano’s half brother was livid. Obviously not caring about what consequences Nick faces, he said that he just wants his brother to get better. He also mentioned that Nick and the rest of the Hogan family have barely spent any time with John. It was also mentioned by John’s father that the little time he spent with him he was playing with dart guns and skateboarding.

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Nick stood there sans real emotion. He took the sentencing and then was immediately taken into custody. If what John’s father said is true I have a hard time feeling sorry for him. The Hulk also admitted that his show Hogan Knows Best is scripted. TMZ also mentions that his soon to be ex wife is wearing a wedding ring on her left ring finger. Interesting but beside the point. Brooke was also there in her best Sunday Whore Outfit. (Seriously she looks like a reject from Paris’ BFF contest.) Here is a bit of the play by play.

UPDATE 2:45 ET: The Hulk — Terry Bollea’s his real name — steps up: He repeats that John G. was “like a son” and that they went on family trips. Hulk says they sent John PowerBars to Iraq.

UPDATE 2:42 ET: John’s mom says, quite eloquently, “I’m not seeking revenge, only justice.” And the family and state’s witnesses are done.

UPDATE 2:36 ET: Amazing — the mom is totally holding it together in front of the judge! John’s mom Debra Graziano quite resolutely that Nick doesn’t seem apologetic — and begs the judge to find Nick guilty.

UPDATE 2:32 ET: Nick is an idiot, part 879: Ashley says that Nick’s license plate COEHSP stands for “Capable of Eluding High Speed Pursuit.” Not anymore.

UPDATE 2:27 ET: Ashley Berry, John’s girlfriend, is speaking — trying her best to, at least. She says they were together for seven years. She describes having to watch a movie with him in his hospital bed — and not knowing if he can hear or understand anything.

UPDATE 2:25 ET: Now up, John’s sister Christian Carson. She says that sometimes she tries to call him, and breaks down when she realizes she can’t. Tough. And she says that Nick has never apologized for the crash.

UPDATE 2:21 ET: Ed Graziano says that Hulk and Linda haven’t been there for John, now or even before, even though they claim he was like a “brother” to Nick. Ed asks the judge to throw the book at him.

Ugh. Remind me to never make friends with the Hogans.

Source: Nick Hogan Found Guilty [Slam Sports]

 

Hulk Rubs Lotion on Brooke Hogan’s Ass Photos

The Hulk Rubs Lotion on Brooke Hogan’s Ass Photos

The Los Angeles pool crowd got an eye full yesterday. Hulk Hogan gave some sort of weird and inappropriate rub down to Brooke Hogan’s butt and inner thigh. Perhaps a stealth attempt to check and see if she had a Shanghai surprise going on.

The Hulk Rubs Lotion on Brooke Hogan’s Ass Photos

I am praying to the gossip gods that this was innocent and not in any way shape or form pedophilic. Otherwise Brooke might end up a lampshade in the Hulks bachelor pad. Which in retrospect might not be all that bad….. Carry on.

What Others Said:

  • Dlisted: “Hulk probably got confused on which skank he was rubbing down. That being said, this is still some Papa Joe-type shit.”
  • H8torade: “Awkward. yes. But at least Hulk is using the backside of his hand to get deep into those thighs and not trying to act like her OBGYN.”

Source: Hulk Hogan Rubs Daughter’s A$$ [When You’re Bored]

 

Hulk Hogan Dating Brooke Hogan Twin

Ewww! This is one of those moments were you smile, nod, and back away slowly while calling the psych ward.

Hulk Hogan Dating Brooke Hogan Twin

Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend is a dead ringer for his daughter Brooke Hogan. This version is even more trannylicious. The new couple landed in Los Angeles International Airport together. The Hulk, wearing his signature man-fanny pack or manny-pack, pretended to talk on his cell while his “lady” smiled for the camera. The Sun claims that Brooke 2.0 is said to be a made over Christiane Plante, but other sources claim her name is in fact Jennifer McDaniel.

Hulk Hogan Dating Brooke Hogan Twin

I am going with the notion that this is some sort of result of that Dr. Phil online dating site. She looks nothing like Plante.

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Source: Not Brooke. Not Linda. Not Even Plante. [OSOYOU]

 

Links To Hollywood - #114

Vanessa Hudgens Shows a Little Crack - Photo

Vanessa Hudgens Shows a Little Crack - Ninja Dude

Brittany Murphy asks, What’s More Pointy - The Bastardly

You would stare at Jessica Biel’s boobs too - College Humor

Corrine Bailey Rae’s Husband Died - IDLYTW

12 Year Old Arrested — for Throwing Rock - Celebrity Smack

Martha Stewart Celebrates 500th Episode - Popbytes

Celebrity Boobs - City Rag

Hulk Hogan is Getting Sued for Nick’s Accident - Celebslam

Tara Reid is a Good Drunk - Drunken Stepfather

Worst Boob Job EVER - Hollywood Rag

Popeye’s Chicken Founder, Al Copeland Dies - Dlisted

Courtney Love is Moving to England - Celeb News Wire

Demi Moore Smiles Through All the Botox - Flisted

The Perfect Threesome - Fatback Media

 

Hulk Hogan Wants a Baby From Affair

Here’s some WTF for your Tuesday. The widely publicized divorce circus centering around Hulk Hogan just keeps getting better and better. Yesterday, photos surfaced of his mistress along with Brooke Hogan expressing that she is ready to cut the dirty home-wrecker. Now Hulk Hogan wants to have a child with Christiane Plante.

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After cheating on his wife, Linda Bollea, the Hulk is “desperate to have a wrestling heir.” His son, Nick Hogan, has no desire to put on spandex and grapple with sweaty men. According to sources close to the wrestler, he wants to have the baby before hits 60.

“I’m not finished having kids - I want another Hulkster.”

Egads. That sums it up. I am surprised that these people don’t live in a trailer and have been seen on the evening news describing how the tornado sounded like a big ol’ train.

Source: Hulk Hogan wants a baby with his mistress [Showbiz Spy]

 

Brooke Hogan Confronts Mistress Christiane Plante-Photos

Brooke Hogan Confronts Mistress Christiane Plante-Photos

The proverbial human waste is about to hit the fan! Brooke Hogan is airing out her dirty daddy laundry on her Myspace page. (Is it just me or should PR Reps be out of work thanks to Myspace?) The fiasco started when Hulk Hogan’s slut on the side blabbed about bedding Brooke’s dad. Christiane Plante had slept with the Hulk and went to Perez with the story.

Brooke Hogan Confronts Mistress Christiane Plante-Photos

Dear Perez,
I do not know you but I must tell you one thing: I did NOT leak the story of my affair to the National Enquirer, nor was I paid ANY amount of money to issue my statement. In other words, I was framed. Here is the name and number of the National Enquirer reporter who showed up at my door one morning as I was leaving for work, 2 days after I had confessed the truth of the affair to Brooke upon her confrontation-you can call him or anyone at the Enquirer and ask them for yourself if I tipped them or if I was paid anything for my confession: Darryl Wrobel (305) 205-XXXX.

Upon being presented with evidence that Mr. Wrobel had concrete and obvious knowledge and proof of the affair (”What was the nature of your relationship with Hulk Hogan?” I said we were friends. Him: “Really? What about that letter you gave to Brooke two nights ago?” I was so taken aback, I completely broke down.) I decided I owed Brooke and the Hogan family a formal apology for my actions, which was my sole statement.

You won’t find me signing a deal for a tell-all book on the Hogans, pimping out juicy details of the affair, appearing on television to milk this 15 minutes for all it’s worth or anything of the sort. You can’t even find any pictures of me online. I am ashamed of what has taken place and it has caused me a lot of pain both personally and professionally. Call me what you want, but I did NOT leak this gossip to the press NOR did I gain ANY $$$ from it. It makes me wonder who has truly benefited by selling the story to the Enquirer and who has ca$hed in on this affair becoming public knowledge. Anyhow, we all know how karma works..

Thank you.
Christiane Plante”

Brooke Hogan Confronts Mistress Christiane Plante-Photos

When Brooke heard that Plante was pimping her issues she was furious. In an entry, that has since been removed from her blog on Myspace, Brooke wrote:

“So…
looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did. The truth always comes out, and I think we’re ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don’t you keep your opinion to yourself.

PEACE
Brooke”

Hell, I would have cut the bitch by now. Show that home-wrecker why you are so trannylicious. Get out the Tiffany’s brass knuckles and go take of business.

Source: Christiane Plante, Hulk Hogan’s Mistress [Lalate]

 

Hulk Hogan Cheated With Brooke Hogan’s Friend

The divorce debacle of Hulk Hogan and Linda Bollea is getting juicy. While the end of a marriage is sad and a real shame, nothing like details of an affair to liven things up. Christiane Plante has reportedly confessed to betraying Brooke Hogan and sleeping with the Hulk.

Hulk Hogan Cheated With Brooke Hogan’s Friend

The 33 year old was working with Brooke on cranking out an album and started dipping her pen in family ink. Christiane sold her story to the National Enquirer.

quote5.jpg“My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong … Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”

So not only did she doodle her friends father, she is profiting from the story of said doodle. Yes, I bet she is genuinely sorry. *Sarcastic Eye Roll*

A few days ago Brooke decided to haiku in her Myspace account to vent her troubles. The February 23 post read:

i never thought…

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you…its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able to…

This was deleted and replaced with an earlier entry.

Thursday, February 21, 2008
hey….

Current mood: distressed
Category: Life

I’m going through one of the hardest issues i’ve ever had to deal with in my life…please keep me and my family in your prayers…. I’m continuing work in the studio… I’m sure my writing will reflect my state of mind at the moment. I need all the support i can get. thank you…

love you much,

b

Awww, this is sad. It almost makes you feel bad. Then I remember I am heartless and the thought of Hulk in his electric yellow old man banana-hammock makes me quiver with fear.

Source: Allegations arise that Hulk Hogan cheated on his wife [Hot Momma Gossip]

 

Links To Hollywood - #82

Kristen Bell is So Desperate for Attention - PIC

Kristen Bell is So Desperate for Attention - A Socialites Life

Steve-O Smoking Weed Again - City Rag

Hayden Panettiere Shows Off Her Thong - Ninja Dude

Winona Ryder Has Sex with a Wooden Dummy - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kate Walsh Looks Damn Good (and she’s 40!) - Fatback and Collards

Bartender in Cambodia Names Drink After Angelina Jolie - Celebrity Smack

Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles - Popbytes

Paris Hilton Wants Babies ASAP - Bumpshack

Lindsay Lohan Working on a New Album - I Don’t Like You in That Way

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, Her Boyfriend is a Douche - Celebslam

Jake Gyllenhaal Boinked Reese in an Airplane Bathroom - Celeb News Wire

Nick Hogan Was Speeding at 100 Miles Per Hour - Bricks and Stones

Natalie Portman Sure is Pretty - Egotastic

Kristen Bell on Complex Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Mischa Barton is Still Alive? - The Bastardly

The Staged PR Life of the Hilton’s - Dlisted

Paris Hilton is Still a Pothead - Pop On The Pop

Victoria Beckham Furious Over David’s Flirtations - Breaking News USA

Josh Hartnett Takes Direction - Jezebel

 

Links To Hollywood - #81

Vanessa Hudgens’ Little Sister on the Same Dirty Path - PIC

Vanessa Hudgens‘ Little Sister on the Same Dirty Path - Ninja Dude

Jessica Simpson is Mad at John Mayer, Because of This - Fatback and Collards

Nick Hogan 911 Tapes are Released - Celebrity Smack

Hawthorne Heights Guitarist Dies Aboard Tour Bus - Bumpshack

Dissecting Rumer Willis‘ Face - City Rag

Who’s Your Daddy? - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kylie Minogue’s Ass Gets Bronzed - Pink is the New Blog

Amy Winehouse isn’t Clean Yet - I Don’t Like You in That Way

Britney Spears Wants to Adopt Chinese Twins - Celebslam

Jordin Sparks Gets Tattoo Remixed, Will it Help Sales? - Popbytes

Linda Hogan Just Wants the Money - Bricks and Stones

Elizabeth Berkley isn’t Dead - Evil Beet

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Spice Girl Fans - In Case You Didn’t Know

Hogan Family Accounted for, Brooke Hogan Wearing a Bikini - Egotastic

Larry Birkhead Displays Dannielynn for All to See - A Socialites Life

Kimora Lee Simmons Gets Sued by Macy’s - Dlisted

Eva Longoria Takes Posh Spice Dildo Shopping - Celeb News Wire

VH1’s Celebrity Rehab Is Gonna Be Crazy - Pop On The Pop

Britney Spears Will Get the Kids for Christmas - Splash News Online

Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures, You’ll be Glad You Did - Jordan is Your Homeboy

WOW…Kim Kardashian’s Ass Looks Really Fat in This Picture - The Bastardly

JK Rowling Named Entertainer of the Year - Breaking News USA

Marilyn Manson Wants To Break Texas Snakeman’s Record - Hollywood Rag

Cindy Crawford on the Beach in a Bikini - Hollywoodtuna

Christina Ricci in a bikini - The Blemish

Karina Smirnoff Got a Nose Job for Nothing - Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt Cute Sans Makeup! - Celeb Warship

Brendan Fraser Rocks the ‘John Travolta’ Weave - Allie is Wired

 

Linda Hogan Files For Divorce

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Hulk Hogan’s wife, Linda Bollea, has filed for divorce from the all-star wrestler. The court documents were submitted on Tuesday, November 20 citing “irreconcilable differences”.

They always looked so happy together on “Hogan Knows Best”, but you never can tell I guess. I’m telling you, celebrity couples should NOT do reality TV. It has never ended well. I don’t care how much money they’ll give you, it’s a bad idea.

Source: “Hulk Hogan’s Wife Files for Divorce” [Celebrity Smack]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood

 

Nick Hogan is Finally Arrested for Crash, Blames Victim

Clearwater, Florida Police have arrested Nick Hogan for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. See the video.

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quote.jpgHe turned himself in to Clearwater Police this morning and is currently being booked in to the Pinellas County Jail.

Hogan was involved in a one-car crash in August that severely injured his friend, John Graziano.

John has severe brain injuries and will likely require specialized care for the rest of his life.

In addition to being arrested for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury, cops also cited Hogan for use of a motor vehicle in the commission of a felony, a person under the age of 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 or higher and having an Illegal window tint.

Nick blames the victim for his injuries,

quote.jpgNick Hogan Arrested - Mug Shot - PIC“Nick and the entire Hogan Bollea family are saddened that criminal charges have been filed in regards to the tragic single car accident on August 26, 2007.

Nick will meet and answer these charges in the appropriate arena ­ a court of law. The family’s primary focus and concern still remains for the continued recovery of Nick’s longtime friend John Graziano. The Bolleas will also continue to stand by the Graziano family and help them in any way they can.

The tragedy to both families is compounded by the fact that unfortunately John was not wearing his seatbelt. Thankfully, Nick was wearing his.”

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “Are they basically blaming John for not wearing a seatbelt?! The audacity!
  • I Don’t Like You in That Way says, “in case you didn’t know, your client has been cited for speeding four times since getting his license two years ago. He’s the Grim Reaper with illegal tint. This wasn’t an accident, this was eventual.”
  • Hollywood Grind says, “Nick Hogan’s mugshot does not convey someone who has any remorse for turning his military veteran friend into a vegetable.”
  • The Superficial says, “It’s cool. This is totally the fault of the kid who didn’t wear his seatbelt. I’ve always maintained that, when in doubt, blame the person in the coma. Drag racing drunk? Pssh. That’s nothing. But not wearing a seatbelt? Christ, don’t people have any respect for the law anymore?”

source: Nick Hogan Arrested for Reckless Driving [tmz]

 

Links To Hollywood - #67

Amy Winehouse’s ‘Track Marks’ are Rather Scary - PIC

Amy Winehouse’s ‘Track Marks’ are Rather Scary - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Chris Brown Causes Bitch Fight Over Jacket - Ninja Dude

Evan Rachel Wood to Perform Naked (Sans Blood) - Celeb News Wire

Hulk Hogan Speaks About Son Nick’s Crash - Celebrity Smack

Male Celebrities Who’ve Had Plastic Surgery - City Rag

Kate Moss‘ New Boyfriend is Rather Nasty - Dlisted

Richard Gere and Charlize Theron Diss Bush - A Socialites Life

Jennifer Hawkins Does Men’s Style Magazine (Pictures) - The Bastardly

Paris Hilton is Ready to Have a Baby - The Blemish

Beyonce Does Los Angeles - Popbytes

Tobey Maguire Married that Broad - Celebrity Warship

Katie Holmes Turns 40, Thanks Tom - Bricks and Stones

Britney Spears: Four More Songs Leaked on the Internet - Allie is Wired

Hills Recap - Brody & Spencer Fight Like Little Girls - Pop On The Pop

Douchebag of the Day: Kim Kardashian - Flisted

Keira Knightley, a Walking Talking Statue of Liberty - The Evil Beet

 

Nick Hogan In Serious Accident

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Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Hogan, was involved in a serious car accident tonight in Clearwater, Florida. The accident was so bad that the street had to be closed for hours.

TMZ reports that Nick was “seriously injured” in the accident.

quote-picAccording to police, a Toyota Supra, driven by Nick Bollea (Hogan’s real name), was traveling at a very high rate of speed when it lost control and hit a raised median. The car was flipped around and the back end hit a palm tree. The impact, we’re told, “destroyed the entire car.” The two male occupants were flown by Medivac helicopter from the accident scene to a hospital in St Petersburg. We’re told both injuries are “very very serious.”

I hope everyone is OK.

Source: “Nick Hogan Involved in Serious Car Accident” [Celebrity Smack]

UPDATE (Allie): Here are some photos from the scene, as CNN reports, Both Nick and his friend (who is in critical condition) are at a hospital in nearby St. Petersburg, Florida.

Hulk Hogan, At the Scen of Nick Hogan’s Automobile Crash - PIC

Nick Hogan Automobile Crash Scene - PIC

 

Best & Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies

Star magazine ranks the best and worst celebrity beach bods:

Best Tattooed: Pink

Dainty bows tattooed under each butt cheek? Why not! When you look this good in a bikini from behind it’s a gift! Hard-bodied Pink shows off her super-toned physique on a beach outside Sydney

Best Booty-Shakin: Rihanna

This Barbados-born hip-hop princess grew up frolicking on the beach – and she still rules the sands! Rihanna, 19, is hot in a bedazzled black bikini- and even pulls off that dowdy cap! – while hanging in her native island country

Best Oscar: Charlize Theron

No fair! Charlize, 31, is blessed with killer beauty and great gams – and he has an Oscar at home (for 2003’s Monster) to boot! The statuesque former model lights up the beach in Malibu while sporting a teeny-weeny print bikini.

Best Bikini: Cameron Diaz

Wow, that’s one lucky ogre! The star of the new hit film Shrek the Third hits the beach and shows off her supremely toned and ultra leggy 34-year-old bod in an adorable sherbet-striped bikini.

Best Better-Half: Kelly Preston

Her tubby hubby, John Travolta, ranks among the worst bods, but Kelly proves that opposites attract during a Hawaiian getaway. John’s a lucky, lucky guy!

Best All Around: Jessica Biel

It’s easy to see what attracted Justin Timberlake to his new love! The bootylicious ex-7th Heaven star, 23 – who was recently spotted visiting her new sweetie in London, where he’s launching his world tour – Is a vision in white while romping ton the beach in Hawaii!

Best Plus-Size: Queen Latifah

All hat the Queen! Her best accessory? Confidence! In a flattering black one piece, Latifah, 37, proves that (a bit) bigger can be a whole lot better while vacationing in Hawaii.

Best Curvy: Penelope Cruz

How do you say hubba-hubba-haubba in Spanish? The Madrid-born stunner, 33, is muy caliente in a dark one-piece suit while frolicking in the surf on the celeb-fave Caribbean isle of St. Bart’s.

Best Back from Bony: Kate Bosworth

Now that’s much better, Kate! After shocking fans with her skeletal fram last fall, the Superman Returns star, 24, is positively pinupworthy – and absolutely gorgeous! – in a flower-print bikini and trendy white shades while in Maui.

Best Hot House-Wife: Nicollette Sheridan

You think she’s desperate? Fat chance! Nicollette is the TV housewife with the ridiculously hot figure! The 43-year-old (that’s not a typo!) rocks a colorful striped bikini while strolling in Malibu.

Now for the Hunky Hollywood Men – The Best Bods Go to …

Best Action Hero: Hugh Jackman

Wolverine is looking kinda fierce! The X-Men star, 38, flaunts major muscles along with his swoon-inducing, screen-idol good looks on the beach in his native Australia.

Best Hidden: Jude Law

Hey, Jude! We thought you were scrawny! Who knew that the dreamy and blue-eyed actor, 34, had such a rockin’, well-sculpted bod? Jude reveals just enough to prove he’s got the right stuff while on vacation at the beach on Britain’s Isles of Scilly.

Best Soccer: David Beckham

The English soccer legend and admitted metrosexual, 32, proves that he’s the rare guy who can actually pull off a teeny Speedo-style swimsuit (unless of course, those are his undies!) Question: Did wife Posh have the privilege of oiling him up so nicely?

Best Bachelor: Andy Baldwin

The star of the Bachelor’s tenth season is a ripped-and-ready megahunk – no wonder so many women made fools of themselves on national TV! The 30-year-old licensed doctor and US Navy lieutenant is clearly a catch – in or out of uniform!

Best Morning Show: Matt Lauer

Eat your heart out, Al Roker! The Today show chatter, 49, and his surprisingly ripped abs are the talk of the town in the Hamptons. Plus, Matt gets extra points for having his adorable daughter, Romy, 3, in tow.

For Our Fave Couples … These Heavenly Bodies Attract!

Best Back-On Duo: Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson

Their romance is on-again, then off-again, then – what do you know! – back on! Although it’s tough to keep track of the couple’s status, the buff tattooed rocker, 44, and his blonde bombshell baby moma, 39, always look awesome when they strip down to hit the beach together, as they did recently in Maui it’s tradition – they even wore bathing suits to their 1995 wedding!

Best: Side-By-Side Sexy: Rande Gerber & Cindy Crawford

He’s a former model. And she’s, well, a former supermodel! But this hot couple looks like they could still rock the runway. The pair shows off their fit bods in the Bahamas.

Best Reality TV: Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt

Somebody’s proud of her new bod! And why not? The Hills beauty, 20, paid good money for it! Along with her equally fit manage/beau, Spencer Pratt, the recently augmented looker hit the beach in Malibu.

Best MTV-Ready: Nick Lachey & Vanessa Minnillo

He’s an MTV-fave heartthrob; she’s a gorgeous former VJ. Together, the brand-new live-in couple sun, sip and show off their fantastic swimsuit shapes while boating in Cincinnati.

Best Old Married Couple: Harry Hamlin & Lisa Rinna

After more than 10 years of marriage and two children – and it’s rumored, a few cosmetic procedures a piece – Harry, 55, and Lisa, 43, are still one of the hottest couples on the beach in Malibu! We should all be sol lucky!

Finally Star reveals the Worst Beach Bods of 2007: Everyone out of the water! Scary sea creatures have washed up on shore!

Worst Saggy: Uma Thurman

Talk about letting it all hang out, well, down. We know the mom of two, 37, can afford a bikini top that offers a lot more support – and a lot less droop!

Worst Burnout: Courtney Love

Let this be a lesson: Years of not caring for your body make you look scary in a bikini! Also, if you get gastric-band surgery – as Love, 42, reportedly did – splurge for the additional procedure of tighten saggy skin!

Worst Secret Sagginess: Kate Hudson

Kate, 28, looks so perfect when she’s wearing clothing! But the actress and single mom’s plunging blue bikini revealed a surprisingly saggy tummy during a Hawaiian vacation.

Worst Man-Boob: John Travolta

Where have you gone, Tony Manero? The one-time Saturday Night Fever heartthrob, now 53, looks like he ate him! Even worse than that flabby tummy? Unsightly man boobs that look like they could use a bikini top!

Worst Bikini: Hulk Hogan

The former hard-bodied wrestling stud turned Hogan Knows Best patriarch, 53, has gone wrong in so many ways – not the least of which is squeezing himself into a neon-green slingshot suit that makes it touch to avoid noticing Hulk’s uh, hogans.

Click the links to see more.

 

Hulk Hogan House for Sale at $25 Million

Hulk Hogan’s Tampa home is for sale. It’ll only cost you $25 million.

Hulk Hogan Photo Hulk Hogan considers a question during an interview Wednesday, June 22, 2005 in New York. (AP Photo/Stephen Chernin) Hulk Hogan has moved his family to Miami Beach and put his mansion near Tampa on the market for a whopping $25 million.

The pro wrestler-actor, aka Terry Bollea, and his wife, Linda, moved last month to a new $12 million bayfront estate on Miami Beach so their children, Brooke, 18, and Nick, 15, could pursue singing and acting careers.

Now the 17,000-square-foot French-style Belleair mansion, familiar to fans of the family’s VH1 reality TV series, “Hogan Knows Best,” is on the market. The home has seven fireplaces, 2.3-acre grounds overlooking the Intercoastal Waterway and Gulf of Mexico, a guesthouse, swimming pool, waterfall and four-car garage. “You can get lost in it,” said Marcia Ellis of Coldwell Banker, who sold the Belleair property to the family 14 years ago and has listed it again.

Hogan still owns a more modest place on Clearwater Beach and a home in Los Angeles that is on the market for $5.9 million. “I’ve got to downscale,” he told The Miami Herald recently. “We’ll head toward Miami like the Beverly Hillbillies.”

A little out of my price range, I’m afraid.