Susan Sarandon made a surprise appearance Tuesday evening at indie rock band Of Montreal’s concert in New York City.
While celebs in attendance at concerts tend to fade into the background of roped-off VIP sections, Sarandon surprised everyone at Highline Ballroom by taking the stage and proceeding to sternly spank two naughty pigs (well, men dressed in pig costumes) with a ruler.
Seems like Sarandon, who at 63 separated from her longtime love Tim Robbins, is really enjoying herself, even if that includes spanking people dressed as pigs. Talk about bizarre!
Sarandon was also recently rumored to be involved with 31-year-old Jonathan Brinklin, a partner in Spin, a Flatiron District pingpong club Sarandon invested in. But both have denied the rumors.
source: Susan Sarandon Spanks a Pig at New York Of Montreal Show [rolling stone]
Remember those Armani ads starring David Beckham and his universally large junk? All tube sock enhanced and Photoshopped! Argh.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show “Le lene” (”The Hyenas”) groped the soccer star yesterday, only to find that his junk is small.
She was curious because of the above ads for Armani along with wife Victoria’s claims that his “Goldenballs” were huge. She was quoted as saying that his junk was as big as a remote control.
Di Cioccio wanted to find out the truth for the public, and I applaud her effort. There’s such thing as truth in advertising, Armani.
“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls”, she said.
“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said.
Here’s video of Di Cioccio talking about the junk-grabbing challenge: (Fyi, it’s in Italian)
After successfully doing what she set out to do, the reporter said, “I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.”
source: David Beckham ‘victim of sex assault’ after testicle squeezing stunt – [metro]
If you haven’t had the opportunity to see James Cameron’s newest movie, “Avatar”, then you are seriously missing out. It’s a great movie, complete with all the trimmings in the special effects world.
Apparently one guy didn’t think it was that great. Anthony Hansen was said to have been fired after fielding several customer service calls at his office at Stencil Tech — in Utah.
When referring to the movie, he said, “I liked Dances with Wolves too. In fact, that was a great movie and probably one of two movies that Costner didn’t fall on his face with. Avatar is exactly like it. Just like that new piece of sh*t G.I. Joe movie was just like Team America: World Police. Am I the only one seeing this?”
He related how people were calling in droves to lavish praise on the movie. He added, “People were calling up and saying that the movie was the best thing they have ever seen in their entire lives. One person actually said, ‘I wish I lived on Pandora. They are so nice there. The movie was so real.’ Really? The blue people seemed nice? You want to live on that planet with the weird rhinoceroses? I told them I’d book a ticket with Nucking Futs Airlines.”
The customer on the other line was angered by Hansen and asked to speak with a supervisor.
When asked about Hansen’s comments about the movie, she said, “Avatar was incredible. It is in 3D and looked good. I’m not talking “good,” I mean awesome. It was awesome. That man was off his bean. He said that the story was too simple and that if movies were used as a vessel for storytelling, then Avatar was a ‘turd in an Armani’ or something. He also called me an ‘Avatard.’”
The only problem? There’s no Stencil Tech in Utah. There is one in the U.K., however, but they sell stencils for laying brickwork.
April Fool’s has come a bit early!
source: Utah man fired from job for calling ‘Avatar’ fan an “Avatard” – [reel loop]
I was looking around for interesting images the other day, and happened upon one of my favorite pictures of Anne Hathaway (which is on this list). The most noticeable feature of the picture is the incredible side boobage that seems to leap from the image and scream “gaze upon me in all of my glory, for I am side boob.”
What is it about the side boob that is so appealing? Is it the hint of what lies just out of reach? I tend to appreciate a good side boob more than a great under boob image, although some men (and women) may disagree.
Even Peter Griffin of Family Guy appreciates a flash of side boob:
Regardless of your boob preferences, most mammary aficionados like myself will have to agree that boobs are mounds of beautiful goodness no matter what side or angle they are viewed from!
So without further ado, I present to you my choices for the top ten celebrity side boob images of all time.
#10 Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert played the hot porn star with a heart of gold in The Girl Next Door and also played as Jack Bauer’s daughter Kim in the awesome series 24.
#9 Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly starred opposite Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond and Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind. She is without a doubt one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Well, I don’t doubt it, at least.
#8 Emma Watson
Emma Watson is best known for playing Hermoine in the Harry Potter series. Who would have thought she’d grow up to be so gorgeous?
#7 Brooke Burke
Brooke Burke was the host of Wild On! and Rock Star, and won season 7 of Dancing with the Stars. She’s also ridiculously hot.
#6 Joanna Krupa
Joanna Krupa is a model who also loves animals and blah blah blah, PETA ads, look, boobies!
#5 Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway began her career in the 1999 TV show Get Smart before appearing in the Disney films The Princess Diaries (1 and 2) and Ella Enchanted. She then decided to let it all hang out in Havoc before starring in The Devil Wears Prada opposite Meryl Streep (who will not be appearing on this list).
#4 Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes first hit my radar when she starred in Training Day with Denzel Washington, and since then I will pretty much watch any piece of crap (ahem… Ghost Rider) that has her in the credits.
#3 Christina Aguilera
Beautiful songstress Christina Aguilera has gone through a dozen different looks, from pinup model to sexy bad girl to transvestite, but the picture above is the look I like best on her. By that I mean naked.
#2 Angelina Jolie
I struggled long and hard (heh) before deciding to make this picture of Angelina Jolie number two. I like her so much more as a person than I do the person I picked for the first place spot, but this isn’t my “top ten nice celebrities that do cool shit for poor people and adopt enough children to start their own country”. It’s all about the side boob.
#1 Katherine Heigl
My number one choice for this post is this picture of Katherine Heigl. I think the only thing I’ve ever seen her in was Knocked Up, where I thought she must be the sweetest woman ever. Judging by reports from costars and anyone else that has had the misfortune to spend more than five minutes working on a film or Grey’s Anatomy with her, however, she can be a complete bitch.
Oh well, that is one fantastic side boob.
So there you have it, folks. My top ten greatest celebrity side boobs ever. Or as Kanye West would say “OF ALL TIME!”
Think you know of any that should have been included here? Let me know in the comments below!
While students at Brooklyn’s James Madison High School were attending a talent show in the auditorium, a show of another sort was going on in a classroom.
Alini Brito (left), and Cindy Mauro (right)
Married Spanish teacher Alini Brito, 29, and French teacher Cindy Mauro, 33, were caught in the lewd and nude act by a janitor, who reported them to school officials on November 20th.
Both teachers have been reassigned to a center commonly known as the “rubber room”, where Department of Education members are sent while being investigated for misconduct.
DOE spokeswoman Margie Feinberg stated:
“Madison High School is investigating an incident of employee misconduct while the school was having an event in the assembly during the evening of Nov. 20. The two teachers, who are tenured, have been reassigned, pending the outcome of the investigation.”
An 18 year old junior named Eddie Ramirez told NBC:
“[Mauro] was pretty fun, she dressed like a teenage girl — she’d wear low-cut tops, shorts, three-quarter length jeans. She was kinda sexy.”
source: Hot for Teachers: Women Caught Naked in Classroom [MSNBC]
Yahoo! chief executive Carol Bartz has been quoted as saying:
“God bless Tiger Woods. This week we got a huge uplift: Front Page, News, Sports, Gossip. He just filtered through the whole place. It is better than Michael Jackson dying; it is kind of hard to put an ad next to a funeral.”
Yes, Carol… the news of Tiger Woods banging an entire harem of starf*ckers is better than someone dying. Even Michael Jackson.
Carol Bartz is basically saying that the absolute destruction of a family being played out day by day before the eyes of the world turns her on more than the death of a legend. That’s nice. Perhaps next week we’ll get some fantastic news of a plane full of nuns plummeting from the sky and crashing into a hospital, devastating the children’s cancer ward and everyone inside it. Then she can be all excited about death again.
Now that I think about it, that would only make headlines for a day or two. Let’s change it to a plane carrying Lindsay Lohan crashing into a whorehouse containing Tila Tequila having a secret affair with the entire cast of Twilight: New Moon.
In today’s “well, this isn’t really a surprise” news…
Elin Nordegren has left douchebag/husband Tiger Woods (called Cheetah for the rest of this post, merely for my amusement) after news of Cheetah’s 10th mistress surfaces.
Cheetah Woods couldn’t hold on to his beautiful wife no matter how much he paid her after the past weekend has brought forth a slew of greens that Cheetah has putted on. The back nine was bad enough, but number 10 has apparently pushed his wife, Elin, right the hell over the edge. Sources report that she moved out of their 2.5 million dollar home (which she will end up owning) and is living in a house nearby.
I don’t know for sure, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but doesn’t proven infidelity negate a prenuptial agreement? Cheetah may be a broke mofo.
source: WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods’ Wife Moves Out [Radar Online]
Rachel Bilson wasn’t feeling comfortable with nudity for her sex scene with Adam Scott for their new movie, “Hearts Of Palm”.
Director McG tries to convince her to do the nudity for the art, but she was adamant. He caved and said that he would get a stunt double for her topless part of the flick.
Check out the results in this deleted sex scene clip:
James Cameron, the director of the soon-to-be-released flashy yet craptastic film Avatar, was interviewed by 60 minutes yesterday to discuss the upcoming film.
In the interview, James talks about sitting down with the head of Orion, who wanted famous football player and double murderer OJ Simpson to play the title role in The Terminator.
James Cameron stated:
“The head of Orion, who were gonna release Terminator, called me up and said, ‘Are you sitting down? I have cast this movie. I was at a party, and it’s OJ Simpson for the Terminator.’
And I said ‘This is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard.’ “
Can you imagine? Watching OJ Simpson appear naked in a blue light from the future, to hunt, stalk and attempt to brutally murder an innocent blond woman and her boyfriend?
Awkward.
Not to mention the fact that if Arnold Schwarzenegger hadn’t received the role of the relentless robot, California probably would not have such an excellent Governator now.
source: JIM CAMERON ON 60 MIN: STUDIO WANTED OJ FOR TERMINATOR [Film Drunk]
It is being reported now that the car accidentTiger Woods was taken to the hospital for yesterday was not the cause of his injuries.
His wife was.
TMZ reports that Elin Nordegren, hot wife of accused cheater Tiger Woods, was furious over the rumors about Tiger’s indiscretions with party planner and known home-wrecking douche Rachel Uchitel, who most recently made headlines while sleeping with David Boreanaz while his wife was pregnant.
A source that spoke with Tiger yesterday told TMZ that Elin scratched Tiger’s face several times, and when he tucked his tail and beat feet out the door, she followed him with a golf club, beating his Escalade with it and smashing the back window. Apparently, this caused Tiger to slam into a fire hydrant and then bounce off his neighbor’s tree in an attempt to flee his enraged wife.
I hope Tiger didn’t really cheat on his gorgeous, classy wife with a sleazy whore.
I mean, seriously, Rachel Uchitel is only a semi-known name because of the picture of her crying in the NY Times after losing her boyfriend in the 9/11 attacks, which she then capitalized on to promote her party planning, which she then used to sleep with a famous dude while his wife was at home pregnant.
She’s a real winner.
source: Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV [TMZ]
Chola Girl, aka YouTube sensation Glowpinkstah, was on hand last night on Lopez Tonight to give America’s sweetheart a “chola makeover”.
The results were hilarious.
Sandra Bullock came out to see her friend George Lopez looking gorgeous in a black dress, but it didn’t last. George had a special guest waiting for Sandra, a special guest by the name of Chola Girl.
Chola Girl tackled the Bullock makeover with a laid back fury, yanking out Sandra’s ponytail and hair spraying her head into a hard shell before attacking her eyebrows with a Sharpie pen. Mrs. Bullock was quite a sport during the whole thing.
Somehow, she still looked hot.
source: Baby Smiley Gives Sandra Bullock A Chola Makeover [Dlisted]
Tila Tequila has completely lost her mind. Which is hilarious.
Earlier she stripped down naked on her Ustream page and started rambling and ranting about anything and everything bizarre… from personal hygiene to her lawsuit against ex boyfriend Shawn Merriman.
At one point, Tequila babbled,
“I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army… this is the last time I will ever be on Ustream ever again”
You can see some NSFW stills from her stream after the jump, and check out a video here.
Amy Winehouse was supposedly admitted to a London hospital earlier this week due to complications with her medication, but this is not the reason. Her medications are fine, it’s the £35,000 boob job that is kicking her ass.
In today’s too-funny-to-be-made-up news, the new boobs that have been so prominently displayed on the chest of Amy Winehouse lately have tried to escape, and failing that, committed suicide.
Amy’s dad Mitch told viewers of his online show Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant that:
“It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”
A friend of Amy’s told Britain’s Daily Mirror:
“She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
I refuse to believe that this was the first time Amy Winehouse noticed something oozing out of her top.
source: Amy Winehouse’s Breast Trouble [Living TV]
The Miss California USA Organization is tired of Carrie Prejean’s crap. They’ve put out a notice that they’re seeking a Carrie lookalike so that they can mock her relentlessly.
The people behind the pageant (ahem, Shanna Moakler?) are hunting down a Carrie lookalike to play her in a skit for this weekend’s pageant.
A source said that they held a first round of auditions for her part, but there hasn’t been anyone who’s nailed it dead-on, yet.
There have got to be endless opportunities for the woman that they hire. She can talk about gay marriage, not releasing sex tapes, lying about being underage during said sex tape filming, and other random embarrassing tidbits.
This should be interesting. I hope they film it.
source: Miss Cali USA Seeks Prejean Lookalike … to Mock – [tmz]
You know the saying, “Pick on someone your own size?” Tell that to this reporter from Chicago’s WGN-TV, who played a little b-ball with a child and proceeded to dunk on him, yell in his face and make him cry.
He almost redeemed himself. After the boy started crying, Pat Tomasulo said, “I feel like the lowest person on the planet right now.” But then, the reporter took it back.
Hey, Tomasulo, we’re curious…were you bullied as a kid?
