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Oh my God! Anything to get and keep her name in the press, right? Sarah Palin was more than a little bit miffed that David Letterman poked fun at her and her daughter in a recent “Top Ten” spot on his show.

He joked that she was a “slut” and said that her daughter (presumably Bristol) was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez during a recent Yankees game. Palin took that to heart and unleashed her fury on him via a new website, FireDavidLetterman.com, aimed at removing Letterman from the CBS show.

Now, Palin’s supporters are gearing up for their next line of offense: They’ll be boycotting his show. Oh noes! What’s a funny man to do?!?? I think he’s going to relish in the controversy that obviously she won’t let die already.

He apologized and the Palins lashed out at him because of the fact that it was their 14-year-old daughter, Willow, who was actually at the baseball game, not Bristol as previously thought. It was still funny, though.

The people behind the website are organizing a rally outside of the Ed Sullivan theater on June 16th at 4:30pm to protest the taping of the show.

If they’d only let it go already. I’m a woman and I could care less. He did it for the sake of amusement, it’s done, he can’t go back and take it all back. But even if he could, would you want him to?

source: [ny daily news]

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Photo of the Day - Katy Perry Meets Mini-Katy Perry

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, May 7, 2009

In a perfect universe, we’d all have adorable miniature versions of ourselves…

Personally, I’d just keep encouraging my mini equivalent to make crappy puns in his adorable high pitched voice, then we’d re-enact the midget scene from Twin Peaks together. I’ve given this a lot of thought.

source: [best week ever]

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Burger King’s ‘Baby Got Back’ Commercial

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Back in ‘92 when Sir Mix-A-Lot dropped “Baby Got Back” it caused a minor controversy with some due to its provocative lyrics and asstastic video, which was banned from MTV for a spell. But what a difference 17 years makes.

Today “Baby Got Back” is considered to be a Hip Hop classic and has been fully embraced by the mainstream–to its detriment.

Just take this new Burger King commercial, for example. If you thought those McDonald’s souled out commercials were bad, then you’re really going to love (read: hate) this. “Baby Got Back” has been rewritten to promote Burger King’s BK Kids Meal with SpongeBob SquarePants toys inside. Pause. Mix-A-Lot is even on board to perform the rap while the Burger King mascot does a few urban dance moves surrounded by female dancers with square shaped hind parts.

This commercial is so bad it’s comical, but in an uneasy, “Hip Hop is dead” kind of way. And this line from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s rap pretty much sums it up: “SpongeBob I wanna get witcha, cause you’re making me richer.” Sold out, indeed.

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The Penis Festival - Yes, There is One of Those

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, April 6, 2009

Hundreds of thousands come together for the world’s largest penis festival. For bizarre celebrations Japan’s ‘Steel Phallus’ festival is hard to beat. Revelers from around the world descended on Kawasaki, Japan to take part in the annual Kanamara Matsuri festival - a Shinto fertility festival held in spring.

The event brings in people from around the globe including hundreds of Westerners trying to conceive. Transvestites, homosexuals and curious couples also show up for the parade through the streets.

The penis forms the central theme of the event and is seen in trinkets for sale including illustrations, candy, carved vegetables and decorations. The Shinto shrine at the centre of the event was once popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection against sexually transmitted diseases.

The celebrations are now used to raise money for HIV research.

source: [dlisted]

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Banned Family Guy Clip

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, March 23, 2009

FAIR WARNING: this is an insanely catchy tune that will stick in your head for hours after viewing

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Photo of the Day: Marge Simpson Shares a Lesbian Kiss

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, March 2, 2009

Marge Simpson, voiced by Julie Kavner, plants a smacker on her attractive pal in the living room of her family home in Springfield while husband Homer looks on.

But all is not what it seems - it transpires that the smooch is a figment of beer-swigging hubby Homer’s imagination.

The lardy mid-lifer had been panicking about the disasters that could befall his family after his insurance expires but soon started day-dreaming about his wife locking lips with another woman.

The episode - How The Test Was Won - aired in America last night but will be shown in the UK this Sunday on Sky1.

The show has been broaching lesbianism more over the last few years and revealed in 2005 that Marge’s disapproving older sister Patty was a closet lesbian, who consequently gets engaged to a female golf player Veronica.

Veronica was later discovered to be a man who disguised himself to get on the Ladies Professional Golfing Association tour and was promptly dumped by Patty when she found out.

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Photo of the Day - Pamela Anderson, Does She Still Do it For You?

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, February 19, 2009

Pamela Anderson walked the catwalk at Richie Rich’s fashion show in NYC last night and it leaves me wondering… why? Why did they even ask her to model the line?

Just in case she does still do it for you, there’s tons more pictures at the source.

source: [dlisted]

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Photo of the Day - You Can Shave The Baby

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, February 5, 2009

OK, this one definitely tops my list for the most disturbing toy of all time!

The super hairy ‘Shave the Baby’ doll was created with added bushy tufts of bright orange hair protruding from her ankles, armpits, and most disturbingly, her pubic region, and was designed with the intention of giving the owner of the doll the pleasure of shaving it off.

For most of us — shaving ourselves is hassle enough, why would we want to do it to a doll as well? Um, don’t answer that.

source: [buzzfeed]

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Stephen Colbert Re-Enacts Christian Bale Freakout

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, February 5, 2009

Stephen Colbert and Steve Martin have a little fun, at the expense of Christian Bale’s leaked studio rant.

Poor Christian Bale is never going to live this down.

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Station airs porn instead of Super Bowl

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, February 2, 2009

Viewers in Tucson, Ariz., got an eyeful — of male porn — when they expected to be watching the Super Bowl on Sunday.

Station airs porn instead of Super Bowl

KVOA confirmed that about 10 seconds of pornographic video was fed to customers instead of the Super Bowl just after the Cardinals took a 23-20 lead in the fourth quarter. The incident appeared to have been isolated to Comcast customers.

“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”

KVOA said there was no pornography in the game’s feed when the station dispensed the signal to cable providers.

Comcast said it was investigating “investigating why there was an interruption in the feed of the Super Bowl.”

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Joaquin Phoenix Raps - This Must Be a Joke

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, January 19, 2009

In October, Joaquin Phoenix quit acting to become a musician. So this weekend, he showed up at the swanky, $22 million nightclub Lavo at Palazzo to make his first announced concert performance. He rapped three songs after midnight Friday. Yeah. Rapped. Then he fell off a catwalk.

Phoenix said he rapped freestyle at smaller clubs, but those were surprise appearances. At one club, a DJ messed with him, and people threw ice at him.

“Are there people that are gonna say that it’s a joke? Yeah. Are there people that’s gonna say that I suck? Probably. I can’t control that. You know what I mean? I run that same (expletive) risk every movie I do. I feel like the other actors are going, ‘This dude sucks. This is a (expletive) joke.’”

But before that, he spent a surreal day at the hotel. Tourists gawked. Photographers stalked. Miss America contestants were filming in the hotel, so Phoenix found them, put on a tiara and Miss Kentucky’s sash, and posed for photos. At some other point, he pulled his shirt up to flash someone.

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Kathy Griffin Curses During CNN’s New Years Eve Coverage - See Video

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, January 1, 2009

During an amazing “open mike” moment during CNN’s New Years coverage, Comedian Kathy Griffin says [while going to commercial] to a heckler in Times Square…Umm, Just watch.

Video may be deemed NSFW.

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16 Great Holiday Lookalikes

Roberta @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, December 24, 2008

We here at Gone Hollywood hope that you’re having a really special and rockin’ holiday season. To celebrate, we’ve found these nifty holiday lookalikes!

Misfit Cowboy & Michael Phelps

Rudolph and Christopher Masterson

Burgermeister Miesterburger and Ernest Borgnine

Yukon Cornelius and Paul Rudd

Special Delivery “SD” Kluger and Steve-O

Hermey the Misfit Elf and David Spade

Abominable Snow Monster and Bruce Vilanch

Mrs. Claus and Kelly Osbourne

Charlie-In-The-Box and Ja Rule

Santa Claus and Rob Reiner

Professor Hinkle and Jason Lee

Winter Warlock and Cher

Frosty’s friend, Karen, and Billie Piper

Frosty the Snowman and James Gandolfini

The tree salesman in Frosty and Richard Kind

The Teacher in Frosty and Dame Edna

The Mother in Frosty and Clay Aiken

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM GONE HOLLYWOOD!! Take Care & Be Safe!

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