Actor Johnny Depp is rushing to the defense of legendary director Roman Polanski, insisting that he’s not some kind of sexual predator.
Polanski faces extradition to the U.S. for a child sex case that stems from 1977. He left the country after his sentencing and hasn’t been back since to face the music.
Depp insists that Polanski is not a threat to society, considering the fact that he’s married and has two children.
Depp said, “Roman is not a predator. He’s 75 or 76-years-old. He has got two beautiful kids, he has got a wife that he has been with for a long, long time. He is not out on the street.”
I wouldn’t care how old this man is, it doesn’t mean he couldn’t overpower a younger girl and have his way with her. I would have believed this statement more if Johnny said that Roman couldn’t get it up.
source: Depp: “Polanski Is Not A Predator” – [contact music]
Holy crap is today a plethora of naked goodness or what? Remember when Madonna did that risque photo shoot for “W” magazine, featuring her latest boytoy Jesus Luz?
Back in February 2009, Madge showed us PG-13 version of the new toy she’s been playing with. We called BS on the photo due to all of the Photoshopping involved, but you can’t deny his hotness.
Madonna looks pretty grumpy all of the time, but you can see why that is, after the jump!
Remember those Armani ads starring David Beckham and his universally large junk? All tube sock enhanced and Photoshopped! Argh.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show “Le lene” (”The Hyenas”) groped the soccer star yesterday, only to find that his junk is small.
She was curious because of the above ads for Armani along with wife Victoria’s claims that his “Goldenballs” were huge. She was quoted as saying that his junk was as big as a remote control.
Di Cioccio wanted to find out the truth for the public, and I applaud her effort. There’s such thing as truth in advertising, Armani.
“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls”, she said.
“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said.
Here’s video of Di Cioccio talking about the junk-grabbing challenge: (Fyi, it’s in Italian)
After successfully doing what she set out to do, the reporter said, “I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.”
source: David Beckham ‘victim of sex assault’ after testicle squeezing stunt – [metro]
Alicia Keys took to the piano to perform her new song, “Empire State Of Mind” on “The Colbert Report” last night and to say that it was hilarious would be an understatement.
The funny part happens when Stephen comes out in his hoodie and raps the part that Jay-Z sings. He changed the lyrics and it’s just too funny.
Check out the video:
The lyrics:
Yeah, I love New York, it’s the king of all the cities
I lived up by the Guggenheim till I got myself some kiddies
Moved to Connecticut, bye George Pataki
Volvo to the dry-cleaners pickin’ up my khakis
Now my shopping mall is closer, my community is gated
My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air much better for my asthma
Still hit the city, Times Square I keep it real
Hard Rock Cafe for their appetizer deal
M&Ms Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
I own this town from 41st to 47
Got tickets to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
I can get home really fast, driver rocks an EZ-Pass
To the land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class
Stephen Colbert is awesome, I just love him to pieces. And Alicia Keys is just brilliant. This video is full of so much win.
Rumors are flying today that Tiger Woods may have been romantically involved with Jessica Simpson at some point while he was married to Elin Nordegren and Jessica was dating Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo.
Tony Romo played at Tiger’s golf partner at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in July 2009, and a source tells Star that Tiger was definitely a fan of Jessica’s.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it.”
The source went on to say,
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ … She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”
Phone numbers and email addresses were reportedly exchanged between Simpson and Woods… and it’s anyone’s guess what happened after that.
Tiger needs to start seeking endorsements from condom companies. His slogan could be “Protect yourself from the golf clap!”
source: On the Cover: Tiger Woods & Jessica Simpson — The Shocking Inside Story [Star Magazine]
Mega stars Mel Gibson and Leonardo DiCaprio will be teaming up soon to star in an unnamed but “epic” movie written by William Monahan and produced by Graham King, both of whom worked with DiCaprio on The Departed.
Unfortunately, this movie won’t be about the Minnesota football team, but it should still be pretty decent. Focusing on the lives of the medieval Scandinavian Viking race, be assured that this movie will combine gratuitous violence with an abundance of naked male chests and plenty of screaming/gurgling/decapitating.
Graham King tells Variety:
“This will be an awe-inspiring story, created with some of the industry’s finest cinematic talent, and I am just over the moon to be making this film with Mel, Leo and Bill (Monahan).”
Shooting is expected to begin in the fall of 2010.
source: Leonardo DiCaprio and Mel Gibson team up for Viking drama [NY Daily News]
Apparently Levi Johnston still wants to remain relevant (was he ever?), so we’re getting our grubby little hands on the latest set of “Playgirl” photos.
These photos are really not safe for work or much else. Enter at your own risk as Gone Hollywood cannot be held responsible for your safety after having viewed these photos. You can also be sure that we won’t be fronting any medical costs as a result from viewing said photos.
In other Levi related news, Corbin Fisher has offered him $100,000 to do some gay porn. They’re asking him to do two solo scenes along with a profile piece.
The photos are after the jump! Remember, you were warned….
Here’s something for the ladies. Over the weekend, Grady Sizemore had the embarrassing situation of having some nude photos of him released.
They were said to have been hacked from his Playboy Playmate girlfriend, Brittany Binger’s email account. They are claiming that the leaked photos were hacked and are asking websites who have posted the photos, to remove them asap.
The partially nude photos were taken by Grady, showing him in various states of undress. He stood in front of his bathroom mirror, holding a cup over his private parts.
I imagine that “Grady’s Ladies” will be pleased? Hailing from Cleveland, I know I’m proud! Go Indians!
source: Indians: Racy Sizemore photos stolen from e-mail – [google]
According to the Florida Highway Patrol, golf great Tiger Woods was taken to Health Center Hospital in Ocoee, FL in the wee hours of the morning after a single-car crash in which Woods hit a fire hydrant outside his home and then a neighbor’s tree.
Tiger Woods' Home (center)
Initial reports stated that Woods was in serious condition, but the hospital reported that he has been treated for facial lacerations and released. Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Jorge Delahoz stated that patients’ statuses are always listed as “serious” when an ambulance is called to transport them to the hospital.
Police say alcohol was not a factor, and none was at the scene. The accident is still under investigation, and charges are pending.
source: Tiger Woods receives facial lacerations in car accident at Isleworth [Orlando Sentinal]
Nicolas Cage was stalked by a mime during the filming of Bringing Out the Dead, and decided to talk about it in an interview with Parade.
The broke actor stated that during filming, the mime would show up on set and start doing “bizarre” things.
Cage stated,
“I guess it would fall into the stalker category more or less, I was being stalked by a mime—silent, but maybe deadly… I have no idea how it got past security. Finally, the producers took some action and I haven’t seen the mime since. But it was definitely unsettling.”
My only question is – if the mime had decided to start shooting, would he have used a silencer?
source: What’s Black and White and Weird All Over? Nicolas Cage’s Mime Stalker [E! Online]
Shauna Sand has a hardcore sex tape that’s about to be released — but her defense is almost as revealing as the tape itself.
Vivid Entertainment has acquired the tape, featuring Sand and her Miami boyfriend, and plans to release it on October 19th. But not without a fight from Shauna.
Shauna Sand told TMZ,
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he’s legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying,
“We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it … We’re comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage.”
I wonder how Lorenzo Lamas feels about the mother of his three children bumpin uglies on tape.
Yes, it’s really her! You can see a screen cap after the jump, and the (NSFW) trailer HERE.
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were performing in their Broadway play A Steady Rain the other night, when they were interrupted by someone’s cell phone.
The cell phone kept buzzing away which caused Hugh, while still in character, to tell the audience member to shut their cell phone off.
When the cell phone continued to buzz, Daniel finally spoke up,
“Can you get that, whoever that is? Can you get it? We can wait, just get the phone.”
source: Jackman & Craig — Can You Hear Us Now? [TMZ]
Clark Gable III, the grandson of Hollywood’s most famous actor ever, was stabbed in the rib cage at a house party near Los Angeles.
It all went down in Calabasas last month, it’s reported that Clark Gable III got into it with some guests after he allegedly called somebody a very bad name. A fight broke out and someone plunged a knife into Gable.
Gable suffered lung damage and spent a week in the hospital. Judging by the “thumbs up” from the picture, he’s doing just fine.
One person has been arrested and authorities are looking for another suspect.
He looks quite a bit like his grandfather, don’t you think?
When Bristol Palin’s ex-boyfriend, Levi Johnston opened his trap to say that he would possibly do a nude photo shoot “if the money is right”, one website owner’s ears perked up.
StraightCollegeMen.com (site NSFW) is offering Johnston the chance to make $25,000 for just a few hours of his time.
In an open letter to Johnston, Justin Clouse said this:
“Having seen your recent interview where you said you’d consider posing nude for the right amount of money, StraightCollegeMen.com would like to offer you $25,000 to participate in a solo jerk off video. Given your well known heterosexuality, you likely don’t know StraightCollegeMen.com and its hundreds of naked straight men, but we’ve been around for eight years. If you’ve been to Las Vegas lately, perhaps you’ve seen one of the eighteen billboards Bait & Tackle, our parent company, has around town seeking models for a $500 audition. We’re prepared to offer you 50 times the regular amount for a couple hours of your time. We would obviously pay, too, for your first class flight, hotel accommodations on the strip, and limo.”
They’ve even went as far as setting up a website, titled, “Levi Naked” here.
Brad Pittis a wanted man – for Mayor of New Orleans, that is. After Hurricane Katrina hit, Brad is helping rebuild the Lower Ninth Ward with the assistance of his organization, the Make it Right Foundation.
Brad is a good samaritan and a saint. He said that even though he couldn’t bring back the photographs that were lost in Katrina, maybe he could provide a better way of life for those who lived there.
Now, the people of New Orleans are speaking up! They want to nominate Brad for the office of Mayor. WearYourStory is selling Brad Pitt For Mayor t-shirts, and of each sale, will donate $2.00 to the Make It Right Foundation.
Dr. Thomas Bayer of Tulane University comprised this list of 13 reasons why Brad is qualified to run for office:
Rather than having to make vague and unpersuasive connections between clearly unrelated qualifications such as, say, franchise executive and governing abilities, the qualifications of our candidate are plainly obvious: as the worldwide audience of Homer’s Troy can attest, Mr. Brad Pitt clearly has the stomach for the job, not to mention the shoulders to carry the burden of governance.
Reason #2 – NOLA ♥’s Brad Pitt
By bestowing the great office of Mayor of our city upon Mr. Pitt, we, the citizens, are afforded the opportunity to say thanks for the many wonderful things this gentleman has already done for us. What better way to show our heart-felt appreciation than to present to him the mayoral office, the patronage trough, the cornucopia of our great city, that which we hold so dear and is ours to bequeath?
Reason #3 – Lagniappe
If we elect Brad Pitt mayor, Angelina Jolie would be the First Lady of New Orleans.
Reason #4 – Technology and Gastronomy
Instead of technology executives vying for malfunctioning anti-crime camera installation contracts and lap dances, movie moguls from everywhere will lobby the mayor to get a table on Galatoire’s ground floor for the Friday before Mardi Gras all-afternoon lunch.
Reason #5 – Publicity
Publicity and photo opportunities will chase our Mayor, instead of the Mayor chasing publicity and photo opportunities.
Reason #6 – Urban Planning
We will not have to rename a street to honor his name, as Pitt Street already exists.
Reason #7 – City Council Relations
Stacy Head will be nice to the new Mayor.
Reason #8 – Economics
Instead of executive travel expenses depleting our budget, the city’s coffers will be filled through generous personal appearance fees earned by Mr. Pitt as our elected leader and ambassador.
Reason #9 – Convention Business
New Orleans will become the magnet for conventions of professional women’s organizations worldwide. The warm glow of pink Cadillacs will illuminate our Southern nights. This mass of sensually charged femininity will attract male visitors eager to contribute their economic stimulus.
Reason #10 – Jazz Fest
Instead of being greeted by the ubiquitous presence of Shell (God bless them!), visitors to Jazz Fest will be welcomed at the main entrance by our Mayor enthroned on the King of Rex Float, officiated by his Secretary of Music, Quint Davis.
Reason #11 – Rebuilding
Rather than relying on Aussie eloquence and narrative creativity or malfunctioning federal and state agencies, Mr. Pitt, as our chief executive will, instead, lead us, the local Pittwomen and Pittmen, in the fight against blight, crime, poverty and lack of humor. Dressed in period costumes and assisted by experienced producers, set builders, make-up artists, and camera operators, this cast of thousands will launch our Renaissance epic in weekly reality sequels.
Reason #12 – Transparency
Instead of having to sue for the release of public records, or to attempt to restore accidentally deleted emails, we can learn everything about our first executive from the pages of the National Enquirer and People Magazine.
Reason #13 – Integrity
Rather than governing our city to achieve fortune, fame and a book deal, our candidate already has achieved fortune, fame and MOVIE deals.
“Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”
