Dublin, Ireland raised Colin Farrell may be picked to play a young Ozzy Osbourne in an upcoming movie about the rocker’s life.
Paramount and MTV have both stated that Farrell would be their ideal choice to play the Ozzy, but The Prince of Darkness and his wife, Sharon Osbourne, aren’t too keen on that idea.
A source involved with the upcoming film said,
“Colin drinks, he smokes, he womanizes. He’s just a sleeve tattoo away from being a real rock star.”
Sharon wants Johnny Depp (wtf?) to play Osbourne, while Ozzy himself says,
“I’d like to get a Birmingham guy to play the young lad in it because Americans can’t do a good Brummie accent. I don’t want a Johnny Depp or someone from the Hobbit films. I want someone who knows Birmingham. I’m from Birmingham, and it would be good to get someone from Birmingham to play me.”
Source: Colin Farrell set to play Ozzy Osbourne in new bio pic [Irish Central]
Because nothing is private in the lives of attention seeking douchebag reality stars, ABC will be broadcasting a special titled “The Bachelor Breakup” on July 5.
Filmed one day after Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka officially announced their breakup, the special is going to show all of the drama and strife that follows a celebrity split. Well, a celebrity split that involves two morons, at least.
According to the ABC press release:
“Vienna calls Jake ‘a liar’ and ‘a fame whore.’ Jake feels Vienna always undermines him and tears him down. They face off about who broke up with whom. Vienna defends herself against allegations of infidelity.”
Sources are also claiming that Vienna “fleeced” Jake out of tens of thousands of dollars during their engagement. Which is completely shocking, since I’m pretty sure that every woman on that show was interested in Jake’s rugged good looks and boyish charm rather than the ton of money in his bank account.
Just to throw the icing on top of this WTF cake, a bunch of images of Vienna being a whore have surfaced, including this one taken during a spring break trip to the Bahamas in 2009 where here face was introduced to some random dude’s crotch while on stage.
Now we see why she was named after a sausage. This chick loves the cock.
Click the thumbnails below to see the dude return the favor, and then a little ass sniffing action. Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with bleach.
Source: Vienna Calls Jake A Fame Whore, Gets Raunchy On Spring Break, Fleeced Him (PHOTOS) [Huffington Post]
Megan Fox has gone ahead and shattered the dreams of every red-blooded American by going to Hawaii and marrying her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green.
The couple were married late last week at the Four Seasons Resort on Hawaii’s Big Island. This is the first marriage for both Megan, 24, and Brian, 36, but Brian has an eight-year-old son, Kassius, with actress Vanessa Marcil.
Congratulations to the happy couple, blah blah blah. I hate you, Brian.
Source: Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Marry in Hawaii [TMZ]
Rapper/producer/actor Eminem is having a very good year. His newest album, titled Recovery, is absolutely brilliant and will bring in the biggest sales week so far of 2010.
Eminem, or Marshall Mathers, has made a lot of changes over the past couple of years, and it really shows in the difference between his last two albums (Relapse was utter crap). Mathers even came out and stated that he supports gay marriage recently, completely blowing the idea that he is a homophobic gay-basher.
Here he is on David Letterman‘s show last week giving the “Top Ten Eminem Pieces Of Advice For The Kids“.
Mötley Crüe vocalist Vince Neil was arrested this morning in Las Vegas for suspicion of DUI. He is currently sitting his drunk ass in the tank at the Clark County Jail, fretting about the humidity caused by the mass of unwashed bodies, and what that’s going to do to his hair.
Back in July 2008, Neil was asked about his drinking in an interview with The Arizona Republic. He replied,
“I’m pushing things too hard. I tried to be sober back then, but it was tough because there was no support system. After I got into the accident in ’84 (which left a passenger in Neil’s car, Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley, dead) and I did some jail time, I was ordered by the court to be sober. . . . You have to stop when you want to stop, and back then, I didn’t want to stop. I wasn’t ever really a drug guy; I just like to drink.”
Rapper and actor Curtis Jackson, aka 50 Cent, went above and beyond for his upcoming role in Things Fall Apart as a football player diagnosed with cancer.
Jackson lost an amazing 54 lbs, using a liquid diet and walking on a treadmill for three hours a day.
50 Cent is credited as one of the writers of the Things Fall Apart screenplay, which is being directed by Mario Van Peebles. With the extreme dedication he’s shown so far, I sincerely hope that this movie turns out great.
Normally when you hear news about Tom Cruise it’s along the lines of “weird Scientology guy is weird.”
This weekend Hugh Jackman hosted A Fine Romance Benefit for the Motion Picture and Television Fund in L.A., where Katie Holmes stepped into her old theater shoes and a slinky black dress to perform the song “Whatever Lola Wants” from Damn Yankees. She was joined on stage for a bit of dancing (but unfortunately no singing) by her husband Tom Cruise.
I had forgotten how sexy Katie Holmes is. If she danced for me like that, I wouldn’t be able to get off of the bench for fear of showing the audience the raging erection. Just sayin’.
If you can judge by this video, they seem like a very happy couple. Unfortunately, every time I say that the proverbial poop hits the fan. By this time next week we may be hearing that Tom Cruise has been cheating on his hot wife with a midget that dresses as L. Ron Hubbard while reciting the story of Xenu. Naked.
Source: Katie Holmes Seduces Tom Cruise … On Stage [Popeater]
Uberhottie Megan Fox and her boyfriend (that I want to punch in the face) Brian Austin Green have made a cool little video to promote awareness of California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s plan to cut school funding by a couple billion bucks.
Since it was uploaded to Funny or Die I expected it to actually be, you know, funny. It isn’t. There are a couple attempts at humor, but no. Not funny. It’s still a good message, and it’s nice to see a couple of people in Hollywood trying to stand up for something worthwhile, even if Megan Fox does start the video off showing that she’s a vapid douchenozzle that won’t sign autographs for her fans, even if they are dying little boys.
Oh well, she’s still one of the hottest creatures on the planet.
With ‘The Wolfman’ terrorizing its way into theaters Friday, we couldn’t help but wonder whether or not the film’s producers really needed to shell out for all those expensive CGI effects on Benicio Del Toro. We’re in a recession, after all, and there are plenty of actors in Hollywood who are more than hairy enough to fit the ‘Wolfman’ bill without all the costly add-ons.
The godfather of Hollywood Hairiness, Robin Williams has been in the game for nearly four decades and is still going strong. Forget the Oscar and the Golden Globe awards; Williams’ greatest achievement might be making it into the Urban Dictionary lexicon: a noun signifying “an exceptionally hairy person, usually a guy.” Hair on, Robin!
Alec Baldwin is without a doubt the most prolific Baldwin brother and probably the hairiest as well. Even the most casual of Baldwin Google searches will ultimately take you to a strange world of fandom and devotion for his epically hairy chest. Try it for yourself, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
So many people focus on Mr. Selleck’s propensity for growing world-class mustaches that they often forget that the man is just as follicly endowed everywhere else (minds out of the gutter, please). Selleck’s no one-trick pony, but he’s probably just as furry.
Same Selleck principle goes for Chuck Norris as well — if you weren’t so busy focusing on his sheer awesomeness, then you’d definitely know by now that he’s one hairy ninja.
Though his face may be a little unrecognizable these days, there’s no denying the hairy chest is still all Burt.
The baddest Scot in the game, Sean Connery is the prototype for a leading man brazen enough to drive an Aston Martin unscathed through a literal minefield, dismantle a bomb set to destroy the world and still get the girl — au naturale of course. Who has time for manscaping when you’re James Bond?
After three ‘X-Men’ movies and a one-mutant spin-off, it’s hard to imagine anyone but Hugh Jackman filling out those Wolverine mutton chops.
Little known fact: a lock David Hasselhoff’s chest hair sells for about â‚¬75 in Germany ($102 U.S.).
And we’ll leave you with one of the more memorable manscaping moments in recent history — Steve Carrell’s hysterical adventures in waxing from ‘The 40 Year Old Virgin.’
I leave you with Madonna’s hairiest crotch shot ever (NSFW) ha!
source: Hollywood’s Hairiest Actors: The Definitive List [popeater]
Actor Johnny Depp is rushing to the defense of legendary director Roman Polanski, insisting that he’s not some kind of sexual predator.
Polanski faces extradition to the U.S. for a child sex case that stems from 1977. He left the country after his sentencing and hasn’t been back since to face the music.
Depp insists that Polanski is not a threat to society, considering the fact that he’s married and has two children.
Depp said, “Roman is not a predator. He’s 75 or 76-years-old. He has got two beautiful kids, he has got a wife that he has been with for a long, long time. He is not out on the street.”
I wouldn’t care how old this man is, it doesn’t mean he couldn’t overpower a younger girl and have his way with her. I would have believed this statement more if Johnny said that Roman couldn’t get it up.
“Off the pitch we have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants and seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped and calls him Golden Balls”, she said.
“Well the image may have slipped slightly as he has been replaced in the Armani campaign by a younger footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, but we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up,” she said.
Here’s video of Di Cioccio talking about the junk-grabbing challenge: (Fyi, it’s in Italian)
After successfully doing what she set out to do, the reporter said, “I touched it but it’s small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It’s all a trick.”
source: David Beckham ‘victim of sex assault’ after testicle squeezing stunt – [metro]
Alicia Keys took to the piano to perform her new song, “Empire State Of Mind” on “The Colbert Report” last night and to say that it was hilarious would be an understatement.
The funny part happens when Stephen comes out in his hoodie and raps the part that Jay-Z sings. He changed the lyrics and it’s just too funny.
Check out the video:
Yeah, I love New York, itâ€™s the king of all the cities
I lived up by the Guggenheim till I got myself some kiddies
Moved to Connecticut, bye George Pataki
Volvo to the dry-cleaners pickinâ€™ up my khakis
Now my shopping mall is closer, my community is gated
My shorties are all private school educated
Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
Clean suburban air much better for my asthma
Still hit the city, Times Square I keep it real
Hard Rock Cafe for their appetizer deal
M&Ms Store, Disney Store, Iâ€™m in heaven
I own this town from 41st to 47
Got tickets to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
I can get home really fast, driver rocks an EZ-Pass
To the land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class
Stephen Colbert is awesome, I just love him to pieces. And Alicia Keys is just brilliant. This video is full of so much win.