Egotastic says, “I wonder whether people will care about Ashlee Simpson at all once she’s back to her normal body (if she’s ever back to her normal body), and carrying around a bunch of kids, and her gay husband. Judging by her album sales, though, they probably won’t.”
Recently, Jessica Simpson has been spotted sporting a t-shirt emblazoned with the slogan, “Real Girls Eat Meat” across her chest.
While this could just be an expression of the singer’s love for steak, Simpson family insiders stated it’s actually a subtle dig at boyfriend Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend, Carrie Underwood — who not only shuns meat but who has twice been named World’s Sexiest Vegetarian by animal rights group Peta.
Well, PETA is now calling Jessica “Stupid” and stated the following on their site:
1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer. A 2007 study of 35,000 women published in the British Journal of Cancer found that women who ate meat were far more likely to develop breast cancer than women who consumed none. Will Jessica’s next t-shirt will say, “Real Girls Smoke 3 Packs a Day”?
2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse. Compassion is super sexy, if the huge number of hot celebs ditching meat is any indication. Young women turn vegetarian in droves when they learn that the meat industry cuts the sensitive beaks off newborn chicks and cuts off the tails of baby piglets.
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth. The only thing that’s hot about the meat industry is that it’s toasting the planet. According to the United Nations, raising animals for food causes more greenhouse-gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, SUVs, planes, and ships in the world combined.
4. Meat will make you fat. All the saturated fat and cholesterol in chicken wings, pork chops, and steak eventually leads to flabby thighs and love handles. I hope the upcoming “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates” line comes in plus sizes! Going vegetarian is the best way to get slim and stay that way.
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids. Jessica’s trip to help kids in Africa got a lot of media buzz, but by gnawing on meat, she’s essentially stealing food from the mouths of starving children since it takes up to 16 pounds of grain to produce just 1 pound of meat. If more people went vegetarian, we’d free up enough grain to feed every person in the world.
—Christine
A thick, juicy ribeye sounds good about now, eh?
source: Is Jess Publicly Dissing Carrie Underwood? [ok]
The Simpson clan is still rallying to keep money flowing. Jessica’s adventures in country music were welcomed with a lukewarm response. Her venture into the perfume industry can now be found in bargain bins at Walgreens and her shoe line is so-so. Now Jess is going to add bra designer to the mix. A Jessica Simpson lingerie line is headed to a K-Mart near you.
“I like different lingerie for different occasions,” she tells Women’s Wear Daily about the new Jessica Simpson Intimates collection. “I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”
She has already entitled the line the self congratulating bras, panties, pajamas and underwear line erasing shapewear “Jessica Simpson’s Intimates.”
You know it is only a matter of time before jealous younger sister Ashlee Simpson throws her hat into the ring. I just don’t think there will be much of a demand for panties that fall apart under pressure. Huzza!
Source: Simpson Slipping into Something [E Online]
Jessica Simpson, who is vacationing sans Tony Romo in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with her parents, appears to be sniffing the underneath side of her breasts. Smelly?
What others said:
Egotastic says, “Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won’t malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson’s breasts.”
You know what Romo go for his birthday. Jess had thrown the Cowboy’s quarterback a party at Suite in Dallas and even got him a cake. She then furthered the cheesy factor by singing “Happy Birthday” to him and fed him the a piece of the baked good.
After ruining a perfectly innocent cake, she smeared it all over his face. Turning stomachs, Jessica Simpson licked cake of Tony Romo’s face in front of an entire audience of fellow partygoers.
Man, keep your foreplay style to yourselves. How you get your jollies is something that is best kept in the privacy the club’s bathroom.
What Others Said:
Seriously OMG! WTF? - “Thanks to them I am swearing off cake, just like I swore off of éclairs because Van Wilder.”
Egotastic- “I don’t think I’ve ever been as turned on and grossed out at the same time.”
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Source: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Birthday Party [D Magazine]
Jessica Simpson’s recent hospital stay was triggered by more than just an “infection.” She was hospitalized after months of hard drinking with boyfriend Tony Romo.
Even more shocking, Jessica asked for a pregnancy test! This girl is such a mess!
Jessica Simpson was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. on March 28 and remained there for four days. Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a “kidney infection,” but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.”
Adding to her distress, anxious Jessica asked doctors to give her a pregnancy test! “She was a nervous wreck,” says the insider. “She was three weeks late and convinced she was pregnant. She was feeling really weak and really scared. She was unraveling.”
Since her divorce from Nick Lachey in 2006, Jessica has dated a string of men, including musician John Mayer. But after hooking up with Dallas Cowboys hunk Tony in November, insiders say her partying and drinking are out of control.
“She used to keep her drinks to a minimum, because she’s very conscientious about the calories,” says a source. “But Tony and his buddies really party hard, and I think they expect Jessica to keep up with them. But she is like a third of their weight and just can’t hold as much as they can.”
My guess — Jessica found out about Ashlee’s upcoming marriage and pregnancy and she’s jealous as all get out. It sort of reminds me of the publicity feuds between Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears.
I’m sure we’ll hear about Jessica’s pregnancy soon — she’ll think it’s a good way to get a marriage proposal from Romo.
source: The Truth Behind Jessica’s Hospitalization [star]
1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer. A 2007 study of 35,000 women published in the British Journal of Cancer found that women who ate meat were far more likely to develop breast cancer than women who consumed none. Will Jessica’s next t-shirt will say, “Real Girls Smoke 3 Packs a Day”?
Jessica Simpson was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. on March 28 and remained there for four days. Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a “kidney infection,” but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica’s health problems were “brought on by drinking an obscene amount of alcohol,” says the source. “She was treated for a kidney infection, a bladder infection and a urinary tract infection.” 
