Madge must be hard up for some press or missing Britney Spears.
Madonna pulled out another lesbian kiss for the Paris crowd during a show. She grabbed a back up dancer and locked lips with her and subsequently took a swig from a giant bottle and yelling out:
“I’m always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people. Vive la France!”
This was after she dry humped Justin Timberlake in New York while pimping Hardy Candy and 4 Minutes.
This is the Material Girl we all know and love slutty, drunk and self indulgent. Viva la Madge. Although I am torn, because this woman is old enough to be my mother. I always fear the day I have to tell my mom to put her top back on.
What Others Said:
Webster is My Bitch- “You’re a 50-year-old, married mother of three. Why don’t you try an age-appropriate hobby like gardening or Suduko?
Right Celebrity- “I guess when you’re Madonna you can do whatever you want. No worries about your kids, or husband, or general image.”
Good God. Britney Spears has been keeping video diaries. Over 6 months of footage of the fallen pop star spilling her deepest thoughts has been caught on film. (I am guessing it will be something similar to the Real World confessional room.)
MTV might be the lucky winners of the videos. They are said to be chocked full of gory details about her life with Kevin Federline and her endless love for Red Bull and Justin Timberlake. Rumors state that she even digs deep into her hatred of Christina Aguilera. Britney plans to release them one way or another.
Britney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite,” a source said. “Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive.
Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she’s close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels.”
If they are anything like her previous tirades on video it should be more of an entertainment thing versus a threat. I doubt anyone is really losing sleep over what crazy antics on Spears’ mind.
I am sure it entails Britney crying with a Cheeto ring around her mouth, crying about still not being able to go “back to the future.”
The commercial that threatened the well protected bubble of conservative television remains in tact. After Janet Jackson whipped out her floppy boob a few years ago the censors and rules of the game have become strict and raised the bar on boring.
Danica Patrick did a spot for GoDaddy that mentioned the word “beaver.” GASP! The commercial was rejected by FOX network for the slang terminology for lady bits. The ad featured stuffed beavers, as in the woodland creature, while Danica unzipped her jacket and giving the camera come-hither eyes. GoDaddy actually benefited from the axed deal. They managed to keep their spot and run the commercial solely on their website. The ad that aired on FOX directed you to the nearest internet access to get a full view. Being that we lack morals around here, we proudly accept beavers.
I hate to sound like an 80 year old man talking about the hazaa of the good ol’ times, but Super Bowl commercials just aren’t what the used to be. There was a plethora of mediocre ads that failed to make me get that warm tingly Super Bowl commercial love. However, there were a few worthy of mention.
“Mouse Trap”- Doritos
Finally something clever among the masses of crap. Who doesn’t love a guy in a giant mouse costume? Best of the commercials this year easily.
“Baby and a Creepy Clown”- E-Trade
Clowns totally freak my freak. Who knew E-Trading could be so….oddly funny.
“Students”- Bud Light
Foreigners are always funny. The advert was just one of many beer commercials.
“Jump Start”- Amp
Salt and Peppa! Can I get a holla! Seriously, nipples and a plump fellow getting his swerve on…yes!
“Will Ferrell”-Bud Light
Suck one! Priceless. I love the honky man-fro. This is actually one of those dual ads. Bud Light gets pimped along with Will’s new movie “Semi-Pro.”
“Justin Timberlake”- Pepsi
I enjoyed this one because…well…anyone getting racked in the sack (that is not you of course) is pure entertainment. The fact that it was Timberlake was just a little bonus.
“The Godfather”- Audi
It’s one of the more ingenious ads amongst the blah filled downtime of the football game.
“Carville and the Cokes”- Coke (As in Cola)
It is very James Carville meets Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
“Talking Stain”- Tide
It’s one of those things that is only funny because it is true. It also sounds Steve Carell in the form of a coffee stain.
“What Is Love”- Pepsi Commercial
This one is worthy due to the simple fact that Chris Kattan makes a cameo at the very end. While the ad itself is rather old hat and lacks a real Super Bowl commercial quality, everyone has seen “Night at the Roxbury.”
The Worst Ad
Among the many, many candidates for this position is the Under Armor ad. It was like a better dressed version of “The Matrix.” I continually looked for Keanu Reeves to pop out and be like…”Neo’s back bitches! I always thought I looked fab in red.”
TMZ has learned that the police are back at Britney Spears’ Beverly Hills home, but police officials would not reveal the reason why.
Between 60-75 paparazzi — way more than usual — several local news vans and a helicopter are on the scene. A TMZ photog described the crowd as being very similar to the one that was camped outside her home on the night she was taken to the hospital, though no ambulances have been spotted thus far.
Britney’s psychiatrist has decided Brit needs to be hospitalized on another 5150 hold, meaning she is a danger to herself and others.
Justin’s got a brand new bag. After kicking in on a few dates with Jessica Biel he is apparently bored and looking to score some new tail. Justin and Amanda met up at Pink Elephant in NY before leaving just 15 minutes after they got there. One drink and panties fall from the heavens when you are Justin.
At least these two crazy kids aren’t complete strangers. They shared the screen in 2006 during the film “Alpha Dog.” Amanda participated in a nude scene in which she goes skinny dipping. Just weeks after Timberlake and Biel were rumored to be moving in together, he is already tapping some new Hollywood assets. Slut.
JT must be slumming it. She kinda looks like one of those bush babies.
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10. Rascal Flatts ($41.6 million)
9. Christina Aguilera ($48.1 million)
8. Tim McGraw/Faith Hill ($52.3 million)
7. Roger Waters ($53.2 million)
6. Cirque Du Soleil’s Delirium ($59.4 million)
5. Rod Stewart ($70 million)
4. Kenny Chesney ($71.2 million)
3. Justin Timberlake ($126.8 million)
2. Genesis ($129 million)
1. The Police ($212 million)
What… Britney Spears‘ ‘House of Blues‘ tour didn’t make the list? Stop, stop…I jest!
The Police reunion trek led all tours in 2007 with a gross that has passed $212 million and is still climbing. The global tour few thought would ever happen moved more than 1.8 million tickets, according to Billboard Boxscore, prior to the Boxscore cutoff date of Nov. 13.
The Police tour was produced by TNA International and RZO Productions, and played stadiums, arenas and festivals.
Another heavy-hitting international arena/stadium outing was Genesis’ Turn It on Again tour, produced by Michael Cohl’s CPI. Selling out stadiums in Europe and arenas in the United States, Genesis’ 46 shows grossed $129 million.
Third for the year was Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex LoveShow tour, promoted primarily by AEG Live, which took in $126.8 million and drew more than 1.6 million people worldwide.
The top 10 is rounded out by Kenny Chesney ($71.2 million), Rod Stewart ($70 million), Cirque Du Soleil’s Delirium ($59.4 million), Roger Waters ($53.2 million), Tim McGraw/Faith Hill ($52.3 million), Christina Aguilera ($48.1 million) and Rascal Flatts ($41.6 million).
Prince’s 21 sellouts at the O2 in London was the top Boxscore at more than $22 million. Madison Square Garden in New York was once again the top-grossing arena in the world at $76.6 million in box office, and Red Rocks Amphitheatre near Denver was the top amphitheater at $18.6 million.
Overall, North American concert dollars and attendance are down double digits this year, after a record year in 2006 with the Rolling Stones, Madonna, U2, Barbra Streisand and other big ticket tours on the road. North American gross concert dollars for 2007 are down 10.2% to $2.6 billion, and concert attendance is down 19.2% to 51 million.
“Yes, a 19.2% decrease in attendance is very disturbing, since it reflects that the consumers are not really supporting breaking and mid-level talent,” AEG Live president/ CEO Randy Phillips says. “If this trend continues, who will be the headliners of tomorrow?”
For industry-leading Live Nation, 2007 “was a lighter touring year than 2006,” according to Jason Garner, president of North American Music. “We saw fewer artists on the road, especially in our global touring unit. We had some great artists out; there were just less of them than past years.”
source: Top 10 Producing Concert Tours of 2007 [billboard]
Which celebrity hunk has an illegitimate baby out there?
A mysterious source revealed that either Christian Bale, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, David Beckham, Ashton Kutcher or Justin Timberlake is the father of her baby. Her claim is that she is paid a large sum of cash to keep the paternity a secret.
This is one of those little rumors that bares little evidence and is more likely the crazy making of someone extremely bored. But I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I didn’t share the insane dribblings that come my way.
We know Justin Timberlake likes to surf, so of course he wants to do it with girlfriend Jessica Biel, but this gift he gave her is a little iffy. Justin gave Jessica a surfboard and wax to teach her how to surf - sweet, sure, except that he gave the same thing to Cameron Diaz four years ago. Come on, Justin, be original!
Justin Timberlake is planning to surprise his sweetie - with a customized surfboard! Justin, 26, telephoned Evolution Surf and ordered a longboard with a blue, yellow and gold design for his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, 25. According to a pal of JT, “He also put in an order for a year’s supply of Sex Wax. He thought it’d be fun to surprise her with a board and a trip to Hawaii to teach her how to surf!” Talk about déjá vu dating: JT gave the same gift to his ex Cameron Diaz four years ago.
Not all your girlfriends have to surf, JT.
Source: “Justin Timberlake gave Jessica Biel the same gift he gave to Cameron” [celebitchy]; Photo: Jaunted
Lance Armstrong (36) and Ashley Olsen (21)’s new romance takes them on a well-traveled Hollywood path. Here’s how other celebrity couples have handled a decade-plus difference:
Marilyn Manson (38) and Evan Rachel Wood (20): After splitting with wife Dita Von Teese, rocker Marilyn Manson took up with actress Evan Rachel Wood, 18 years his junior. Manson told Rolling Stone that Wood, “was a real catalyst to help me realize that I wasn’t delivering the message that I always stood for.” And Wood seems defiant about the seemingly bizarre match, telling GQ, “I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?”
Demi Moore (44) and Ashton Kutcher (29): When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher started dating in 2003, they were the most unexpected and fascinating couple in Hollywood. After two years of marriage, the novelty has worn off, but the love is still going strong. Kutcher says of Moore, “She’s my best friend, my everything.” And Moore has hinted that she’d like to have children with her strapping young hubby. “Once you hit three [children] and you’re outnumbered, it’s really like, ‘What’s the difference between three or four or five?’”
Warren Beatty (70) and Annette Bening (49): Annette Bening is more than just an award-winning actress — she’s the woman who tamed notorious Hollywood bachelor Warren Beatty. The couple, who have been married since 1992 and have four kids together, provide each other “proper perspective” on Tinseltown’s highs and lows, Bening has said. That was never more true than when Beatty accepted the 2006 Lifetime Achievement Golden Globe, telling the audience, “It isn’t easy being humble when you’re married to Annette Bening.”
Angelina Jolie (32) and Billy Bob Thornton (52): Angelina and Billy Bob’s 2000-2003 marriage is best remembered for the extreme displays of affection that earned criticism from even her estranged father Jon Voight (”So much exhibitionism!”). But while Billy Bob still seems to hold a torch for Jolie (he has said that his ex “is an amazing, sexy person who happens to be beautiful”), the global do-gooder has moved on. Of her current beau (and father of her children) Brad Pitt, Jolie says “Brad is the first man to understand me.”
Justin Timberlake (26) and Cameron Diaz (35): In hindsight, when Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz both professed their fear of commitment on Ellen DeGeneres’s show, we should have known the relationship was doomed. While Timberlake told the host that any wedding was a good “15 years” off, Diaz confided, “I’m a commitment-phobe… don’t want to [get married].” Since their January split, both have found more age-appropriate hookups: Timberlake is dating actress Jessica Biel, 25, and Diaz has been spotted with actor Bradley Cooper, 32.
Britney Spears just can’t stay home for one day. She always has to be out and about pretending to hate the paparazzi, but secretly loving the attention (at least that’s my theory - why else does she go to the places where paparazzi wait for celebrities?)
This weekend she was doing a little shopping at the Rite Aid and the Virgin Records stores. She picked up some make-up at the drug store and then Britney Spears’ lackey purchased Justin Timberlake’s CD at Virgin.
Hmmmm. There are so many conclusions one could draw from Britney’s purchase of “Future Sex/Love Sounds”. Is she secretly still in love with Justin? Is she trying to make Kevin Federline jealous? Is she trying to get some material for another album? Is she finally over Justin and can just enjoy his music for what it is without missing him? So many possibilities …
Justin Timberlake confessed that he canceled two recent shows because he was hungover. He was supposed to perform in Sacramento and San Jose earlier this month, but he canceled at the last minute. Some said his voice was strained from the VMA’s, but others said it was because he drank too much the night before.
Sunday he ‘fessed up and told his audience in San Jose on Sunday,
“Certain bloggers said I canceled because I was hungover and they were right… I was.”
Nice, Justin, real nice. I think lying might have been better.
Celebrity chef Guy Rubino is dishing about the rude behavior of Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado when they came to his restaraunt Rain.
First on Nelly:
“She made a reservation for 10 guests. She showed up an hour late, with five extra people in tow. For parties that size, we do a prix-fixe type of menu. Nelly objected and was really rude about it. She expected individual dishes to be prepared.
“Her manager even came into the kitchen and had the gall to say, ‘Just f—ing do it!’ I told her that she and her client could ‘just f—ing LEAVE.’”
And now Justin:
“Timberlake comes into Rain, doesn’t even look at the menu and shouts for random food that we don’t make. If he knew what he wanted, why come to an Asian restaurant in the first place?”
Why do I believe this for some reason? Justin seems so full of himself sometimes. From hitting the photographer the other day to his ridiculous backstage requests, and always trying to act hard. He has some street cred, but that doesn’t erase the fact he was in N’Sync. Lighten up JT.
Source: “Justin Timberlake & Nelly Furtado Have Bad Restaurant Manners” [wendywayrad]
Britney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite,” a source said. “Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive. 
Wednesday, January 30th at approximately 10:45 p.m., the worst has happened, Britney Spears has tried to commit suicide.
The Police tour was produced by TNA International and RZO Productions, and played stadiums, arenas and festivals.
Justin Timberlake is planning to surprise his sweetie - with a customized surfboard! Justin, 26, telephoned Evolution Surf and ordered a longboard with a blue, yellow and gold design for his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, 25. According to a pal of JT, “He also put in an order for a year’s supply of Sex Wax. He thought it’d be fun to surprise her with a board and a trip to Hawaii to teach her how to surf!” Talk about déjá vu dating: JT gave the same gift to his ex Cameron Diaz four years ago.
