Links To Hollywood - #127

Britney Spears Imitates Herself - City Rag

Marisa Miller in Ralph Magazine - The Bastardly

Katherine Heigl’s Body is Alright… For a 45-Yr.-Old - Flisted

Billy Bob Thornton: “It’s a High School Phase” - Hot Momma Gossip

Denise Richards Fancies Herself a “Sex Symbol” - Celeb News Wire

Jessica Stam is a Hot Model - Ninja Dude

Paul Burrell Denies Sex with Princess Diana - Bumpshack

Whoopi Can Fly - Bricks and Stones

Kid Rock Hospitalized - Hollywire

If Marilyn Monroe Were Alive Today - Popbytes

Brooke Shields is Still Hot - Celebrity Smack

Angie the Vampire Slayer - Holy Moly

David Letterman Whips Spencer Pratt - Pop On The Pop

David Beckham is a Good Sport - Pink is the New Blog

Salma Hayek’s Little Girl is Adorable - Celeb Warship

Where’s Ben Affleck - Defamer

Brooklyn Decker - Hottest Girl in the World - Popoholic

Heidi and Spencer Continue Shameless Promotion - Just Jared

Long Lost Twins - Candy Kirby

Paris Hilton’s Parents Lick Each Other in Public - Celebslam

Kanye West Screws Bonnaroo - Allie is Wired

Kid Rock’s Raunchy Strippers Promoting New Single

Well this is certainly an interesting approach!

Kid Rock took a semi flatbed truck, threw in a couple stripper poles and raunchy strippers to promote his new single.

I’ll give him credit for creativity — but he could have at least used strippers who weren’t sporting a beer gut — the flab is not attractive.

source: The Rent is Due [dlisted]

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Kid Rock Arrested In Atlanta

Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta early this morning after allegedly fighting in a DeKalb County Waffle House. Classy. What’d they do, steal his grits?

Kid Rock and five others were taken into custody on a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.

Kid Rock apparently stopped at the Waffle House at 5:15 a.m. after performing last night. Allegedly, a customer recognized a woman who was with Kid Rock, they exchanged words, and that escalated into a parking lot fight.

The customer allegedly smashed a window and was charged with one felony count of second degree criminal damage to property since the damage was estimated at more than $500.

Kid Rock posted bond at 5:00 p.m. and left the DeKalb County jail, signing autographs for fans as he went back to the tour bus.

Source: “Cops: Kid Rock Served Ass Whuppin’ at Waffle House” [TMZ]
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Kid Rock Takes Digs At Hollywood Liberals

Kid Rock likes to talk - I think that’s about all he does these days, although apparently he’s has a new album too. In the latest issue of Penthouse Magazine, Kid Rock opens up about his feelings on Hollywood liberals, and perhaps Sean Penn in particular.

He said,

“These kids [U.S. soldiers] are very young and a lot of them think people who oppose the war are against them. You have to be very careful with what you talk about - especially when you are some Hollywood fucker. Just because you made a great movie doesn’t make you are an expert on foreign policy.”

“I was at the White House drinking a Beam and Coke, shooting the shit with Rumsfeld, when [President] Bush came by and gave me five like we were on Seven Mile and Van Dyke in Detroit.”

“If it weren’t for guns and people who know how to use them in America, we’d all be sitting around with swastikas saying, ‘Heil Hitler!’”

So Kid Rock is the foreign policy expert giving Rumsfeld advice? Damn, and I thought we were f—-d before.

Source: “Kid Rock Goes After Sean Penn” [dlisted]

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Fight Still Getting Press

Kid Rock is still talking about the punch heard ’round the MTV Video Music Awards. On hitting Tommy Lee he said, “I don’t got big guns, but I know how to throw a punch. If I knew how much press this was going get, I would’ve come back with a left.”

He also justifies his actions by saying Tommy had it coming by disrespecting him that night and antagonizing him for years.

“I was like, ‘That’s it!’ He knows how much he has disrespected me through the years, and I’d told him he had it coming. I was left with no choice. I was going to be a (expletive) or be a man. And I’m not a (expletive). Never have been.”

How do two washed up rockers stay in the news? Get in a meaningless fight and then keep talking about it.

Source: “Kid Rock wishes he’d hit Tommy Lee harder” [az central]

Links To Hollywood - #73

Lindsay Lohan Steals a Pumpkin - Ninja Dude

Kristin Davis: Who Knew the Baby Got Back? - Celebrity Smack

Amidst the Insanity, We Have Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs - City Rag

Marisa Miller is a Tasty Filler - Fatback and Collards

Kid Rock Thinks Pam Anderson Lied About Miscarriage - Dlisted

Janice Dickinson is Rather Scary Up Close - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears Has Hit Rock Bottom - Popbytes

Bai Ling Coulda Been an Angelina Contenda - Celeb News Wire

WTF Brooke Hogan? - Allie is Wired

So, Who Gave Perez Hilton the Black Eye? - Pop On The Pop

Bar Rafaeli Sounds Like a Spoiled Brat to Me - Celebrity Warship

Despite Rumors, Vanessa Hudgens Doesn’t Bowl Naked - The Bastardly

Pamela Anderson: Remember When She Was Only…

Partially Used Up? - A Socialites Life

Natalie Portman is a Damned Saint - Egotastic

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Offered $5 Million to Square Off

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock got in a fight at the MTV Video Music Awards, they were offered a million dollars to throw down for real. Las Vegas nightclub boss Jeff Beacher has now offered five times that to try and lure the two ex-husbands of Pamela Anderson into the ring.

“We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson. What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring. I’ve teamed up with legendary boxing promoter Bob Arum and now the prize is $5 million.”

I think Pam should get ring side seats to the event with her current fiance Rick Solomon and they should stage it in a circus because that’s exactly what

Source: “Tommy Lee, Kid Rock could box it out” [stuff]

Pamela Anderson Engaged?

What better way to pay off your gambling debt than marriage? Reportedly, that’s what Pamela Anderson thinks when it comes to Rick Solomon. The Rick Solomon of Paris Hilton sex tape fame. The guy made $6 million from selling the tape and then became a professional poker player.

‘It’s so romantic. It’s romance. I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about $250,000. He said if I made out with him I could clear the … thing.’

‘And I ended up paying off my poker debt. And then I fell in love and now we’re engaged.’

Pam’s been married to a couple winners in her life, so why not Rick? Two of her exes, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, have been offered a $1 million prize to settle their VMA feud in a boxing ring grudge match by Las Vegas nightclub boss Jeff Beacher.

But it sounds like Pam and Rock should be the ones getting in the ring after Kid said he never loved her and divorcing her was the best thing he ever did:

“I went through what I went through, and there’s no doubt it wasn’t love - we went through all these things, but then coming out of it pretty much unscathed, after uprooting my son and a lot of things, it’s like, ‘Thank god I’m out of this.”

Source: “Pammie engaged after poker-sex” [Pamela Anderson Engaged?]

Tommy Lee And Kid Rock Throw Down At VMAs

At last nights MTV Video Music Awards, Britney Spears wasn’t the only one making an ass out of herself. Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into it after Kid Rock reportedly punched Tommy Lee in the face. Kid Rock says that Tommy Lee instigated the fight by taunting him, saying “I never hit nobody for nothing before. I told him to shut the f–k up.”

As MTV VJ Sway reported during the post-show telecast:

“Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy. [Kid Rock] just walked up and decked him!”

According to an onlooker in the audience, “They had each other at the necks, they were practically strangling each other.” Another eyewitness saw Tommy Lee escorted out, “screaming the f-word over and over again.” He was taken out into main casino in front of thousands of fans.

Jamie Foxx added his two cents while presenting the Best New Artist award with Jennifer Garner. “Stop all of this white-on-white crime. Tommy Lee and Kid Rock fighting like black folks – it’s hilarious.” Foxx, added, “Who won? I was in the bathroom. Pamela Anderson has got a hard choice to make.”

Diddy wanted to get in on the fun too, and while he introduced the final performance he said, “I was supposed to be doing this with Kid Rock, but you know, we got to stop the violence. It’s not just hip-hop artists that fight.”

The police eventually came to Kid Rock’s hotel room and cited him for misdemeanor battery.

Seriously, Kid Rock? You choose the VMAs to punch Tommy Lee? It just kind of takes the hardcore out of the fight when you’re doing it in front of preteen fans who vote on Moon Men winners. I’m just sayin’.

What others are saying:

• Mollygood says, “Still no word as to why the security team didn’t let the idiots kill each other.”

• In Touch says, “Pamela Anderson’s two ex-husbands really don’t like each other.”

• Celebrity Smack says, “And he didn’t open handed bitch slap him either, according to a witness, ‘Tommy got it pretty bad.’ Well yeah! Tommy Lee is a little scrawny dude and was probably wasted. That would be like kicking Keith Richards ass. It wouldn’t take much.”

• celebitchy says, “Maybe that’s why tensions were high when Rock ran into Lee. Even if Lee hasn’t rekindled his relationship with the mother of his children, he still gets to see her often enough and I doubt she has much to do with Rock.”

• Glitterati says, “How much do you want to bet they planned that to get a little attention for both of them? I mean, it’s not like you get into a relationship with Pam Anderson thinking you’ve got her attention always and forever, or that she’s never had a man before you.”

• dlisted says, “Why didn’t MTV show this shit?! It would’ve been better than the crap they put onstage! Nothing says entertainment like two old has-beens duking it out.”

• Best Week Ever says, “Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got kicked out of last night’s VMA Awards after getting into a fistfight over which one of them was the most irrelevant aging rocker in the room. Thank god Axl Rose wasn’t on hand, because there would have been an all-out riot.”

• A Socialite’s Life says, “If Tommy Lee pressed those charges after starting shit, he is a sissy man. Tattoos and piercings and previous overdoses don’t make you a badass. Rednecks will school you. They will put down their can of Bud and their corncob pipe, whoop your ass, and then sit back down and resume listening to Toby Keith. Respect.”

Source: “Tommy Lee, Kid Rock Brawl at VMAs” [People]; “Rock Cited for Battery after Tommy Tussle” [TMZ]

UPDATE (Allie): Tommy issued a statement, via his own personal blog:

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(”I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

Links To Hollywood - #65

Blowing Chunks With Fergie - Dlisted

Just a Couple of Gay Dudes at Kinkos - Celebrity Warship

Jessica Simpson Seeks New Career Opportunities - Celeb News Wire

Scary Celebrity Clowns - City Rag

Kid Rock Slums - A Socialites Life

Heidi Montag and Spencer the Pratt are ‘furious’ - Celebrity Smack

Scott Baio is 46…and getting married and having a kid - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Alena Seredova is Nude and Linkable - Fatback and Collards

Big Brother 8 Update - Popbytes

Fashion Models - Before and After Make-up - The Bastardly

Britney Spears Gets Out Her Box of Wigs for the Kids - Bricks and Stones

Melanie Brown’s Two-Year Affair With A Lesbian Couple - Allie Is Wired

Zahara Is Always Worthy Of a Post - Pop On The Pop

Tera Patrick’s Obsession with Hello Kitty - Flisted

Paris Hilton Got a New Short Haircut - Hollywood Rag

Diora Baird Lingerie Photoshoot - Jordan is Your Homeboy

Rumer Willis Has a Very Flat Stomach - The Evil Beet

Odd Couple Alert: Paris Hilton & Kid Rock [bleh]

As if things weren’t nasty enough… seeing Paris Hilton kissing on Travis Barker. It appears that the self-proclaimed icon has now set her claws into Kid Rock!

I was listening to the radio today, Channel 933 for all you San Diegans, and one of the DJ’s was talking about her weekend trip to Los Angeles, where she saw Paris Hilton making out with Kid Rock. Ew, both trashy sluts.

-I went to Hollywood hot spot Les Duex on Friday night and I saw Paris Hilton Hooking up with Kid Rock! Yes, I saw her drunk dancing all over him kissing him. Travis Barker was also there earlier, before Paris was all over Kid Rock. Her sis Nikki Hilton was also in the house partying with Matt Leinart. Rachel Bilson was sitting nearby at her own table peacefully. And Jesse Metcalf was roaming around.

source: clearchannel via ONTD

Kid Rock wants to kick Tommy Lee’s Ass!

An enraged Kid Rock tried to get physical with Tommy Lee on New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas after being taunted by the wild rocker over recent split from Pamela Anderson. Honestly, I feel sorry for the guy. He’s been sniffing the ground Pam walks on for years now, pretty much wasting his life away.

Kid Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, and Lee have both been married to the former “Baywatch” star, with Rock splitting from Anderson in November 2006. Kid Rock had reportedly been receiving calls from Lee taunting him about his impending divorce from Anderson, and attempted to confront Lee at the Las Vegas Hard Rock Hotel.

A source tells Page Six, “Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up.

“So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy’s door.

“Only it wasn’t — Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club.”

Lee’s representative confirms, “Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn’t at the time as he was staying on another floor.”

source

Pamela Anderson Files for Divorce! (Sexy GQ Photos)

Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock. Well that was short… not a record though, Britney Spears holds that one… I think.

On the lighter side, here’s a few sexy pics from the photoshoot of Pamela & Kid Rock that is going to be in the January 2007’s GQ Magazine.

The irony? They aren’t together anymore. Tell me… how many of you are actually surprised by this news?

TMZ has copies of the divorce documents….HERE.

picture source: ONTD

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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock to Marry — Repeatedly

Pamela Anderson is finally going to marry Bob “Kid Rock” Ritchie. At least four times, in fact.

Pamela Anderson confirmed Wednesday she’s ready to tie the knot with Kid Rock in France. And California. And Michigan. And Tennessee. “I’m going to get married a few times this month to the same guy,” said the 39-year-old actress, who wore a white veil pulled-back from her face during a news conference about her new online poker site, PamelaPoker.com. She said her nuptials to the rocker, whose real name is Bob Ritchie, will take place near St. Tropez, France. They are reportedly planned for Saturday.

To each his own, I guess.

Anderson then proceded to show the intellect that made her famous:

“If Bob knew he was getting married five years ago in St. Tropez, he wouldn’t have believed it,” Anderson said.

And he’d have been right.

Asked how she’s coping with her nerves before the big event, she replied: “I have two words for you: champagne.”

Indeed.

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