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Name That Celebrity Tattoo - City Rag
Christina Milian Shows Off The Bikini Booty in Miami - The Bastardly
Amy Winehouse Steals Food From a Bum - Ninja Dude
The Times Are a Changing for Milk Jugs - Bumpshack
Buy Kate Moss‘ Hair Extensions - Celebrity Smack
Benji Madden Thinks Paris Hilton is Pure (ha,ha,ha) - Flisted
Christina Aguilera Talks to Glamour - Bricks and Stones
Lara Logan War Correspondent Sex Scandal - Gawker
Spencer Pratt Apologizes for Being a Prick - Evil Beet Gossip
OK…Amanda Seyfried is Hot - Celeb Warship
We Love Celebrities Without Makeup - Popbytes
Celebrity Bikinis for Entire Month of June - Celebslam
Christian Heidi Montag Sings About Drinking Booze - Dlisted
Lindsay Lohan & Lily Allen Recording Together - Hollywood Rag
Speaking of Lily Allen - She Still Smokes Pot - TMZ
Verne Troyer Successfully Stops Mini Sex Tape - Holy Moly
Madonna’s Rep Denies Divorce - Again - Hot Momma Gossip
Restaurant That Serves in the Dark - Pop On The Pop
Let’s Visit Britney Spears‘ Jungle - Celeb News Wire
Meet Lindsay Lohan’s Bastard Sister, Ashley Lohan - Allie is Wired
There’s been much speculation regarding Madonna’s failing marriage to Guy Ritchie, now we may know why.
The singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.
A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source said that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out “as late as midnight.” Says the source, “All the doormen are talking.”
Rodriguez attended Madonna’s April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game). Her son Rocco, 7, also sported Yankees gear on June 25 while playing in Central Park.
Rodriguez, married with two young daughters, has already faced speculation about cheating: In 2007, he and a stripper were reportedly spied in Toronto, Miami and Dallas.
Complicating matters: Former Yankee slugger Jose Canseco – who once dated Madonna – wrote in his book Vindicted that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts” because he once hit on his wife.
OOooh scandal! It’s always a story about cheating, isn’t it? Alex Rodriguez sounds like a real tool, you would think that Madonna would have better taste than that. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
What others said:
- Gawker says, “The New York Post must be devastated, for whom this would have been the most perfect story: a singer who made her name in New York with the city’s most hated sports celebrity.
- Dlisted says, “I don’t even watch to picture these two bumping muscley genitals. They probably get stuck all the time, because Vadge’s muscled-up chocha traps A-Rod’s rod.”
source: NY Yankee Making Late-Night Visits to Madonna’s Apartment [us]
Those born with a thirst for fame as well as an unfortunate (or boring) moniker face a tougher road to the A-list. So it’s no wonder that many celebs choose to drop their given name for something a bit more… catchy.
Of course, the gawking public isn’t dumb. They know the odds are slim that Sting was born with such an evocative handle. Each week we see an avalanche of searches for celebrity “real names.” Folks look up the obvious stage names (Larry the Cable Guy) as well as some that are a tad more subtle (John Wayne). Some of the lookups are met with disappointment. Madonna’s real name is, in fact, Madonna. Same deal with Prince.
Below we list the 20 top “real name” searches from the past week. Madonna and Tiger top the list, but you’ll find all sorts of actors, athletes, and musicians in the mix. Most people stick with the name they’re given. Celebrities are not “most people.”
Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories - Dlisted
Denise Richards Bikini Photo Shoot - The Bastardly
Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini - Flisted
New York Pay Phones are Scary - City Rag
It’s All About Product Placement - Bumpshack
Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk to Mom Anymore - Celebrity Smack
Dexter’s Work Is Never Done - Pink is the New Blog
Alyssa Milano Naked and Cut Up - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Ray Quinn to Star in Grease - Holy Moly
Madonna and Hubby to Split After World Tour - Bricks and Stones
Solange Knowles Parties with Lindsay & Sam - Celeb Warship
Paris Hilton Has Never Looked Better - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Carmen Electra Promotes Gaming Tables - Popbytes
Britney Spears is NOT Sexy in a Bikini - Egotastic
Michelle Williams Fighting for Matilda’s Inheritance - A Socialites Life
Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career - Celeb News Wire
Cynthia Nixon Didn’t Get Her Titties Done - Pop On The Pop
Alicia Silverstone’s Dogs Don’t Fart - Allie is Wired
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Rihanna Wears a Nipple Ring - Drunken Stepfather
Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos - The Bastardly
Sophia Bush is Single - Fatback Media
Kristen Bell’s Sexy Ass In FHM UK - Ninja Dude
Christina DeRosa Candid Interview - Flisted
Amy Winehouse Doctors State the Obvious - Holy Moly
Donald Trump Thinks He’s a Sex God - Celebrity Smack
Jamie Lynn Spears Having Baby Tomorrow - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Heidi Klum’s Weird Tattoo - Celeb Warship
Tom Cruise Replaced in Mission Impossible Franchise - Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson Has a Stalker - The Rad Report
Kirstie Alley Collapses - Popbytes
Ugliest Celebrity Dads - Bumpshack
Madonna’s Daughter Has a Lip Ring - Pink is the New Blog
Jeremy Piven Has a Wig Adjuster - City Rag
Sienna Miller & Russell Crowe in Robin Hood - Hot Momma Gossip
Mickey Rourke Likes Gay Strippers - Yeeeah!
Megan Fox Has a Naked Finger - Celeb News Wire
Tori Spelling’s Dog Died - Gabby Babble
Cyd Charisse Has Died - Bricks and Stones
Britney Spears Father Sells Her House - Hollywire
Yay Boston Celtics - Pop On The Pop
Jennifer Lopez’s Twins Surface - Allie is Wired
Some Hack is Trying to Exploit Miley Cyrus - Ninja Dude
Taylor Swift is Really HOT - The Bastardly
A Slutty Prom Dress Got This Girl Arrested - Celebrity Smack
Boobs and Cats - City Rag
Jessica Simpson is Engaged Too? - Fatback Media
Kim Cattrall Says You Should Start Masturbating Young - Celeb News Wire
Ashlee Simpson Getting Married This Weekend - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
What Brad Pitt’s New Tattoo Means - Defamer
Earthquake Rocks China - Bumpshack
Kim Kardashian’s Ass is Sweaty - Drunken Stepfather
Amy Winehouse Looks Pregnant - Celeb Warship
Sex and the City World Premiere - Evil Beet Gossip
Meet Simon Cowell’s Mother - Popbytes
Madonna is a Diva - Hollywood Rag
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson’s Lovers Quarrel - Bricks and Stones
Jamie Lynn Spears is Getting Really Big - Backseat Cuddler
Bai Ling Bikini Nipple Flashing - Celebslam
Snatch Talk with Tracy Lynne Pendergast - Flisted
Lindsay Lohan Models New Leggings Line - Allie is Wired
Cheerleaders Turned Musical Mavens
Paula Abdul was a dance squad queen before she became the drunk we all know and love today. Rock on with your Sharpie sniffing margarita filled rump.
Madonna was the top of the pyramid before utilizing lesbionic tactics to score press.
Cheerleaders Walking the Red Carpets
Cameron Diaz wore the oversized sweater and pleated skirt to show her school spirit.
Sandra Bullock was riding in the cheer-mobile before she set foot on a doomed bus and rescued by Keanu Reeves.
Lindsay Lohan first used her cheerleading uniform to root for the home team before using it to lure greasy socialites to her bed. I am sure it will be great for her future street corner tricks.
Cheerleaders Who Would Later Fall in Love With Botox and Paxil
Katie Couric practiced her scissor kicks before joining the D-list celeb news anchors. Oh how the mighty fall.
Cheerleaders Who Are Outwitted by Woodland Creatures and Small Children
Need I say more?
Source: Celeb Cheerleaders [All Balls]
Madge must be hard up for some press or missing Britney Spears.
Madonna pulled out another lesbian kiss for the Paris crowd during a show. She grabbed a back up dancer and locked lips with her and subsequently took a swig from a giant bottle and yelling out:
“I’m always drawn to working with French people - and frenching French people. Vive la France!”
This was after she dry humped Justin Timberlake in New York while pimping Hardy Candy and 4 Minutes.
This is the Material Girl we all know and love slutty, drunk and self indulgent. Viva la Madge. Although I am torn, because this woman is old enough to be my mother. I always fear the day I have to tell my mom to put her top back on.
What Others Said:
- Webster is My Bitch- “You’re a 50-year-old, married mother of three. Why don’t you try an age-appropriate hobby like gardening or Suduko?
- Right Celebrity- “I guess when you’re Madonna you can do whatever you want. No worries about your kids, or husband, or general image.”
Source: Desperately seeking publicity [Daily Mail]
Paris Hilton’s Puppy Mill - City Rag
Victoria Beckham Looks Truly Scary - The Bastardly
I Spy Lily Allen’s Nipples - Ninja Dude
Blake Lively’s Southern Baptist Rack - Fatback Media
Kristen Bell Is Naked; Not Cute - Celeb News Wire
Beyonce and Jay Z Pre-nup Details - Anything Hollywood
Spencer Pratt Likes Anal Sex - Celebrity Smack
Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again - Popbytes
Soccer Streaker Strips Down for Playboy - Bumpshack
Pete Doherty is a Free Man - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lindsay Lohan Makes a Move on Joel Madden - Dlisted
Suri Cruise Wears Very Expensive Clothes - Popsugar
Paris Hilton & Benji Madden Starting to Look-alike? - Pop On The Pop
Michelle Trachtenburg’s Nipple Pasties - Drunken Stepfather
Fergie’s Got Ass - Hollywood Tuna
Bai Ling Has the Ugliest Boobs - VIP Flux
Madonna Likes to Kiss Her Back-up Dancers - Celeb Warship
Tom Cruise Has ‘Short Man Syndrome’ - Photographic Evidence - Allie is Wired
Miley Cyrus Topless Ruckus Explained - City Rag
Halle Berry vs Salma Hayek: The Bastardly
Alessandra Ambrosio Naked And Topless In Arena - Ninja Dude
Mindy McCready and Roger Clemens 10 Year Affair - Fatback Media
Head Lice Living Exhibit - Celebrity Smack
President Bush Disses Jessica Simpson - Bumpshack
Madonna Performing Live at Roseland - Popbytes
David Blaine Breaks World Record Holding Breath - Dlisted
Tyra Banks Celebrates 500th Episode - Pop On The Pop
Ashlee Simpson Recreates “Newlyweds Reality Show” - Celeb News Wire
Alert the Media - An Olsen is Smiling - Popsugar
Brie Larson Formal Child Star on the Road to Porn - Drunken Stepfather
Disney’s Kiddie Lingerie Billboard Advertises Hypocrisy - Gawker
Brooke Hogan Looks Fat - Celeb Warship
Celebrities Who Got Waxed - City Rag
Audrina Patridge Hosts The Pussycat Dolls - The Bastardly
Tara Reid: $5 Party Slut - Ninja Dude
What Happened to Lara Flynn Boyle? - Celebrity Smack
Katherine Heigl is Ready for Baby - Dlisted
Two Lesbians in Love - Drunken Stepfather
Keith Richards Smokes Weed - Doh’ - Hollywood Rag
Kate Beckinsale Keeps Knockers Covered - Celeb News Wire
Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Looks Like a Tumor - Hollywood Tuna
Speaking of Audrina Partridge - Pop Fiction Tattoo is Gone - Popbytes
Johnny Depp to Become Trojan Man - Hot Momma Gossip
Elephant Painting Self Portrait - Huh? - Gawker
Remembering The Jeremy Piven Of Yesteryear - Defamer
More Photos of Paris Falling on Her Face - Egotastic
Lindsay Lohan Wet T-Shirt - College Humor
Madonna Will Freakin’ Kill You - Pink is the New Blog
Pamela Bach Looks Like a Drunk - Celebslam
Lindsay Lohan is Back to Blonde - Celeb Warship
Tale of Three Sluts - Flisted
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - Not Married Yet - Pop On The Pop
Melinda Doolittle is Adorable - Fatback Media
Eva Longoria is Size ZERO - Anything Hollywood
Heather Mills Might be a Psycho Killer - Hollywood Grind
Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards - Allie is Wired
Gene Simmons is Bald - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Lindsay Lohan says No to Fur - Ninja Dude
In Case You Were Wondering, Charlize Theron is Still Hot - The Bastardly
Want to See Amy Winehouse’s Crack? - Fatback Media
Britney’s Anime Character - The Way it SHOULD Be - Celebrity Smack
Betty White Kicks Ass - City Rag
Breasts on a Plane - Celeb News Wire
Kevin Federline Broadway Bound - Hot Momma Gossip
Indian Man With World Record Ear Hair - Pop On The Pop
Woman Stuck to Toilet After Sitting There 2 Years - Dlisted
Where Are Selma Blair’s Breasts? - Drunken Stepfather
Stars Without Makeup - Popbytes
Jenna Fischer Will Piss on Your Face - Defamer
Lindsay Lohan is a Master of Fashion - A Socialites Life
Nicole Scherzinger is Smackin’ That Ass - Popoholic
Madonna Admits to Trying Weed and Ecstacy - Celebslam
Barron Trump Has His Daddy’s Hair - Just Jared
Carmen Electra in New Jeans Ad, Minus the Jeans - Hollywood Tuna
Britney Spears Has a Justin Timberlake Shrine - Allie is Wired
Lawrence Nicastro was going through some storage items last year at his Las Vegas home when he found a poster-size image of what he thought to be Marilyn Monroe hitchhiking naked.
The poster was actually that of Madonna, from her “Sex” book. It took Lawrence months to figure this out.
Lawrence spent four months researching the origin of the photo with his wife, Phyllis. He finally called in a Marilyn Monroe expert, Chris Harris. Chris also believed that Lawrence had come across something special.
The two of them scheduled a press conference today, to reveal their priceless find, but first gave a sneak peek to the Associated Press.
 So learned a Las Vegas man who alerted the media this week that he thought he had his hands on a rare photo of Marilyn Monroe posing nude as a hitchhiker. What he had was a famous photo of Madonna.
The image of the Material Girl, who often cast herself as a sort of latter-day Monroe, appeared in “Sex,” her 1992 book of risque photography. In it, she posed in heels and handbag, with a cigarette in her mouth.
“You’re right; it’s Madonna,” Harris said after being told of the mix-up. Harris said he believed someone had slipped the poster into Nicastro’s storage as a prank.
“If there ever was an embarrassing moment,” he said, adding that he planned to go ahead with the news conference to “face the music.”
There is one person, he noted, who should feel good about the mistaken identity.
“Who wins here? Madonna, of course,” Harris said. “She really looks like Marilyn Monroe.”
What others said:
source: Vegas Man Confuses Monroe and Madonna [associated press]
Hilary Duff Does the Webcam - Egotastic
Mischa Barton Does All She Can to Garner Attention - The Bastardly
Avril Lavigne the Latest to Jump the Baby Train - City Rag
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Still Exists - Ninja Dude
Modonna’s Kid Will Seriously Whoop Your Ass - Pink is the New Blog
Nick Lachey Hopes Jessica Simpson is Happy as Him, Someday - Bricks and Stones
What Has Tom Cruise Done to Katie Holmes? - Dlisted
Scarlett Johansson’s Ugly Tattoo is REAL - Celeb News Wire
Eva Longoria is Not-So-Sexy in a Bikini - Fatback Media
Nicole Kidman Displays New Bump in Nasty Dress - Pop On The Pop
Sharon Osbourne Threatens Heather Mills - Holy Moly
Reese Witherspoon Watches TV All Day - Celebitchy
Eric Bana Talks About Kissing Tom Cruise - Towleroad
This Week in Tabloids - Gawker
Ultimate Lesbian Fantasy, Part III - F-Listed
Alessandra Ambrosio Perhaps The Most Desirable - Anything Hollywood
Cuban Dictator Fidel Castro Retires as President - Bumpshack
Paris Hilton and Travis Barker Back On - Allie is Wired
Burnt Diarrhea? - Ninja Dude
Today’s Lesbian Sex Fantasy - The Bastardly
Michael K Doesn’t Feel Well, Send Him Love - Dlisted
Jackass Steve O Attacks Kat Von D - Celebrity Smack
Retro: Stacy Keibler in a Bikini - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are Kissing Again - City Rag
Eva Green Talks About Her Naked Body - Celeb News Wire
Send Someone an STD E-Card - Pop On The Pop
Aretha Franklin Will Eat You - Fatback Media
Ugly Betty Gets the Doll Treatment - Popbytes
Danielle Lloyd in a Bikini on Skates - Anything Hollywood
Dancing with the Stars Season Six Lineup - Bumpshack
The Naked Cowboy is Suing M & M - Mollygood
Christopher Walken is a Sexy Piece - In Case You Didn’t Know
Penelope Cruz Looks Great from This Angle - Popoholic
Rumer Willis the Next ‘It Girl’? - Popsugar
Madonna Lands at LAX - Just Jared
Kathleen Turner isn’t Romancing the Stone - Hollywood Rag
Heidi Klum Wants to Adopt Britney Spears - A Socialites Life
Gene Simmons Gets Creepy with Flirty Mom - Gawker
Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini for Men’s Fitness - Flisted
Paris Hilton Under Investigation for Owning 17 Dogs - Allie is Wired
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