Oh Canada! The 2007 January Playmate of the month has scored the title of Playmate of the year.
Jayde Nicole will now be on the June 2008 issue of Playboy to officially announce her claim. The 22 year old beauty hails from Port Perry, Ontario.She has the word “respect” tattooed just above her fun box. She explained its presence on her MySpace page.
“I have a small tattoo in black old English writing that says RESPECT… for all those who ask many questions about this tattoo, here’s the deal- It’s on my lower-lower stomach, lol! I put it there so I could hide it and continue to do modeling. I got it when I left a bad relationship to remind myself that I deserved more and not to let ANYONE push you around and treat you poorly! This is very important, not just for girls, but for everyone!!!”
I was hoping it was from an Aretha Franklin fetish, but the bad boyfriend story makes more sense. Congrats!
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Source: Playboy Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole [Bitten and Bound]
Penelope Cruz’s sex scene has hit the web. Sir Ben Kingsley is the lucky costar with the beautiful and nude Cruz. The movie Elegy features a scene in which he 64 year old scores with the former lady of Tom Cruise.
The plot line revolves around Penelope’s character, Consuela Castillo, falling in love with her professor, who is played by Ben.
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It is official. Emma Watson’s first appearance of her crotchphotos. Try as she might to keep her legs closed she looses the battle and her see-through panties are available for the world to see. Poor kid. She is barely 18 and already the mystery of her bush is no longer a mystery.
But I am the bastard for posting it. What can I say? I am a terrible, terrible person.
Uma Thurman recently wore a black dress that, when exposed to flash photography, showed off her boobage.
Uma Thurman stopped by the “Late Show with Dave Letterman” Wednesday when talk turned to her nipple. As Dave showed pictures of Uma’s past and she told about them (like a photo of her at the Nobel ceremony), Uma let out a yelp when a photo from last October’s Fashion Rocks event in London came out. Uma’s black dress had gone sheer, leaving her right breast clearly visible. She told Dave how it happened, blaming her lack of a “flash test” on the gaffe, and referred to the outfit as a “nipple-icious disaster,” saying, “it was humiliating.”
Hardly a disaster, Uma! We at Gone Hollywood would like to encourage more of this!
She’s also in good company. John Kerry’s daughter, Alexandra, committed the same fashion faux pas a few years back. We think Uma pulls it off a little better but, hey, if you’ve got the body for it, we endorse this look!
Sources: “Uma Thurman’s Naked Nightmare: Tells Letterman Of ‘Nipplicious Disaster’” [Huffington Post] and “Alexandra Kerry Overexposed” [Outside the Beltway]
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Can’t say I am too surprised she is publicly airing out her nipples. Why is Nicole Narain’s nipple slip even worth taking a peek at? Narain was Colin Farrell’s sex tape partner and scored a spread in Playboy.
Eh, it is almost Friday. A little nip always gets you through the day. And as the good people at Egotastic pointed out, “she obviously wants some attention, and who am I to deny her?”
What Others Said:
Celebrity Twit- “She kinda of reminds me of a younger and hotter version of Mel B, just with smaller fake tits and less scary.”
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Recently engaged Sienna Miller went topless in Southern California. She took her future husband out for a romp in the ocean and had a rather huge bikini malfunction and exposed herself to photogs eager for a money shot.
Truthfully Sienna’s boobs are giving Britney Spears’ crotch a run for it’s money. Shots of her topless aren’t exactly elusive as genuine Bigfoot photos.
After flashing the paparazzi a few times she and Chunk Jr. went Nobu. I am guessing Rhys treated himself to so tofu as Miller told him to drop a few pounds before the wedding. According to the ever blab-happy sources, Sienna bought him a $6000 exercise machine as a way to get him in better shape before their ceremony this summer.
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Source: Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
For some reason I find this creepy. Being a female I should be all over this. Yet somehow the idea of Woody Harrelson climbing the side of cliff nude just doesn’t do it for me.
Cheers on the testicular fortitude of risking some very unpleasant road rash in effort to climb out of the water. Thank the speedo gods that Owen Wilson chose to cover his pasty white parts with a pair of modest trunks.
But, who am I to judge? Nothing wrong with skinny dipping with your man pal. I chunky dunking with my neighbors all the time.
While filming “A Good Woman” Scarlett Johansson’s nipple popped out of her dress. Obviously editing failed to see said lady bit flopping around and left for eager, pervy bloggers to discover at a later date.
As if you care what the movie is about at this point. Click Continued to see Scarlett Johansson’s Nipple.
The film released in 2005. It was an adaption of Oscar Wilde’s play ‘Lady Windermere’s Fan’ set in New York and Italian Amalfi Coast. Scarlett played the role of Lady Windermere.
Victoria Beckham is brave enough to walk the streets in some leggings so tight you can see her lady bits. That has to be uncomfortable.
A local radio station had created a song that paid homage to the camel toe. It has absolutely nothing to do with Victoria Beckham going out for some shopping, but appropriate nonetheless. It is NSFW by the way. Unless your boss is cool enough to find humor in “cooter cleavage.”
At least her bag is fierce.
Source:Victoria Beckham Loves London Shopping [Gossip Girls]
Kristin Davis has taken Sex in the City to a new level,… sex on a VHS tape!
Either Sex and the City has really stepped up their game for their new movie or Kristin Davis is the latest celebrity to expose their sex life on the internet.
Reportedly, some guy is shopping around this “Kristin Davis sex tape” and has let a few teaser photos leak on the Internet to spark some interest in the video.
UPDATE: New Photos have emerged, the woman in question has the exact same breasts as well. Despite her rep stating that these photos are not Kristin Davis, I believe they are! See the photos after the jump.
Hedi Slimane, the former creative director of Dior Homme has shot a series of black-and-white portraits of none other than Kate Moss for the French daily Libération for International Women’s Day, which will be celebrated tomorrow.
According to him, this is what women’s lib is all about!
Apparently, Women’s Lib is about very small breasts with very sharp nipples.
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Before Dita Von Teese was a burlesque queen she was Heather Sweet. In 1990 she lived out her senior year at University High School in Michigan. Now she is lending her bod to the likes of Playboy. You can check out her NSFW photos for the spread HERE.
Growing up she knew what she wanted to do from the moment she turned 18. Shortly after she enlisted the talent of a Penthouse photographer to help launch her into modeling and pin-up status. She is also the “face” of Wonderbra and plans to launch her own line for the company.
Source: The sweet face of Dita Von Teese [Daily Mail]
Marion Cotillard took home an Oscar Sunday night for her performance as singer Edith Piaf in “La Vie En Rose.” She is a French actress who has several awards under her belt.
You might also recognize her from the Ewan McGregor film “Big Fish.” Marion played Billy Crudup’s character’s wife. Russell Crowe also starred in “A Good Year” with the French beauty. Featured above, Cotillard stripped down for her role in the foreign film, “Les Jolies Choses.”
Nothing like tasteful Oscar boob to start your Tuesday!
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