It will most certainly hold our dear Paris Hilton in the audience– front row and center with her haggle of Chihuahua’s (she has AT LEAST 8 of them) in tow.
Who in their right mind would own EIGHT Chihuahua’s?
Movie Synopsis:
While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “You know the chihuahuas in this movie are going to pose nude in Vanity Fair next year. Well, they are part of the Disney whore machine. They can’t help it!”
Paris Hilton attended the unveiling of her new hair extension line for Sally Beauty Supply, yes… I said Sally Beauty Supply, in New York City today and was looking just a tad on the greasy side.
Paris Hilton insulting someone is hardly out of the ordinary. But apologizing for it…now that I find PR damage control-tastic.
While Paris was flapping that genital receptacle she calls a mouth on a Las Vegas radio show she crossed the line and insulted the buttocks of Kim Kardashian.
“Gross. I would not want that.” She went on to describe Kim’s ass, “It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
Oddly enough the same could be said about Hilton’s crotch. Regardless of metaphorical pundits, she got in touch with Kim and apologized for me a straight up skank. Making sure that her attempt to be genuinely compassionate and have dignity was aired to the world she told In Touch mag about her attempt at humor.
“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”
I like Kim Kardashian. She is a bit trashy and media hungry. Who isn’t? At least she gets paid for it….and I don’t. Who is more of a go getter in this equation. Sad, but true.
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
Hilton was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.
Doesn’t it look like she’s making the cheetah suck her thumb?
While Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were in Africa terrorizing the country, Paris was obsessed with how much everything cost.
She was asking the price of everything, from the dress on a woman’s back, to a cheetah.
“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was.
That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
Because that’s what every colony of Chihuahuas need, a cheetah in the mix.
While being interviewed, Celine Dion admitted to smoking pot. Giggling like a school girl she told the tale of her adventure with marijuana.
Does the person pictured above look like a pot smoker to you!?
‘The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal. And I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals and we stopped and I tried.’
But the 39-year-old insists the substance had no effect on her: ‘Nothing. No. But I didn’t choke. I took one puff and I said, ‘Okay, nothing happened!’ It was funny. ‘It was, for us, like cheating. ‘Oooh!’ You know, there might be paparazzi!”
While I am not a rocket pot scientist…I am pretty sure she did it wrong. Dion is the only celeb found of weed. David Arquette, Mischa Barton, Kelly Clarkson, Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, Norah Jones, Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Adrianne Curry and even Barak Obama all have admitted to or been spotted with a doobie.
Obama also spilled the weed during an interview in 2007.
“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
I think I might actually be able to tolerate her if she were stoned off her extensions.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are currently in Prague. The two were spotted leaving a restaurant after lunch, when a group of fans and paparazzi surrounded them.
Paris ultimately fell to the ground and acquired a nice little patch of road rash on her chin.
Benji proceeded to lecture the paparazzi about her injuries [I think he even shaked a finger at them]. You just know that Paris was shedding some real tears behind those shades.
Hush, you know you love it.
What others said:
Dlisted says, “The bruise isn’t even that bad! She’s had bigger bruises on her face from being dick slapped. So disappointing.”
source: Why Didn’t Anyone Get This On Video? [dlisted]
Paris Hilton’s foot is a size 11, but she obviously shoves them into a size 9 shoe.
The heiress revealed a rather unsightly throbbing bunion as she kicked off her vertiginous heels after attending the Miss Turkey 2008 beauty contest in Istanbul.
Left untreated, it became infected and ate a hole down to the bone. Just wait, it’s happening.
source: Ouch! Paris Hilton reveals an icky bunion on her terrifying size 11s [daily mail]
Paris Hilton visited a children’s home in Africa today. She is in South Africa to support her boyfriend Benji Madden, whose rock band Good Charlotte is performing at a rock festival My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today.
This is Hilton’s first visit to South Africa and most of the more than 200 children at the Jacaranda Children’s Home instantly recognized the star.
Hilton spent two hours touring the orphanage which is home to children between the ages of three and 18 years. She spent most of her time with the younger children - out of sight of the dozens of photographers present.
Hilton received proudly South African ostrich feathered “shawls” from the children’s home.
She also signed pictures of her wearing a bikini for the children.
Does anyone else find this somewhat perverted? Why would you give children something reminiscent of what one would find in some men’s magazine like Maxim?
“See kids… this is how you be slutty like me.”
What others said:
Dlisted says, “Remember when Paris promised to visit Rwanda? This is as close as it’s going to get. Dumb bitch probably think she IS in Rwanda. She’s so happy that she finally kept a promise. I really wish this trip was caught on video, so we could hear Paris’ publicist shouting at the kids, “SMILE! SMILE WIDER!”
Paris Hilton had an improbable dinner date in L.A. Saturday: a gray-haired, orange-robed “shaman” who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger.
What really happened was, Ashton Kutcher and Paris “Punk’d” the paparazzi.
The stunt was part of a new E! show, Pop Fiction (debuted Sunday, 10:30 p.m.), produced by prankster Ashton Kutcher’s crew, which goofs on the paparazzi and the press.
source: Has Ashton Kutcher ‘Punk’d’ the paparazzi? [usa today]
As if Paris Hilton couldn’t up her own stupid factor any further, she allegedly put the life in the hands of a guru. His real name is Maxie Santillan. On Saturday she strutted him around pretending he was a Shaman. He blessed her in what I am guessing was an attempt to exorcise the crabs.
While he looks like he just came down from the moutnain yesterday, he is said to have starred in tv and films. Surprise, surprise he was in the Pirates of the Caribbean as dirty pirate man number 4.…or something like that. He was supposedly her spiritual guide on the path of whoredom, but he has now be exposed. Mr. Miyagi he ain’t.
This is just me, but I wouldn’t trust my cat to a guy named after a pad.
A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.
‘The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal. And I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals and we stopped and I tried.’ 
This is Hilton’s first visit to South Africa and most of the more than 200 children at the Jacaranda Children’s Home instantly recognized the star.
