It is like 15 fantasies rolled into one. The trailer for “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” has everything to make your soft core porn desires come true. There are what I am guessing are prostitutes, painters, threesomes, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz lesbian kissing, weird music and gunfire.
Short of someone coming in to “fix the copy machine” you have the makings for cinematical magic that appeals to perverted community of all mankind.
Source: Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz share a red hot kiss [Daily Mail]
Or so she claims. Eh, I am just being obnoxious. I think Scarlett and her plethora of boobies are pretty kosher despite her oratorical display of stupidity. However, Johansson seems to think that Hollywood has given her the label of slut.
“I have platinum blonde hair, and I’m extremely curvy: I pour myself into a dress and show up and strut my stuff at premieres. Of course I expect people will have certain ideas but it’s weird if people associate the fact that I sell handbags or wear a bikini with who I am when I wake up in the morning. People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.”
Damn! Did she just knock on Pamela Anderson? Now I love this girl! I am guessing she just pulled out the first dirty disease she could think of really. I think she can relax because next to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and now Miley Cyrus….she is like Mary Poppins with a killer rack.
FHM magazine has comprised a list of the 100 Hottest Women of Hollywood. No real news value, just some good eye candy to ease your way into Friday. 100 women received almost 10 million votes ranking their levels.
Keira Knightley is 10th place on list and sir…I demand a recount. This woman is gorgeous from head to toe and could drink us all under the table while telling a dirty joke about a Rabbi. She almost makes me think twice about the lesbian option.
Blake Lively took the number 9 spot. Typical blonde girl next door who you don’t realize is banging hot until she gets gussied up for prom. Same thing for Tricia Hefler. Hefler scored the 8th rung on the ladder. I know…Tricia who? She is space hotness on “Battlestar Galactica.” Eh, she has a weird gum to teeth ratio when she smiles. Meanwhile, 7th place was given to Hilary Duff. It must have been a pity thing. Duff strikes me as total bitch whose movies go from post production to the dollar bin at Wal-Mart.
Emmanuelle Chriqui came in on the 6th spot thanks to her role as Sloan on “Entourage.” She is like this level of hot that is demur but can turn into a total minx at a moments notice. The rack of Scarlett Johansson rounded out the top 5. Yeah, big knockers always tend to climb their way to the top.
Elisha Cuthbert finally gets some love after out-hotting Scarlett. She just radiates pretty girl appeal at number 4. Cuthbert also has an approachable factor, unlike some aforementioned divas who will pimp-slap you for getting to close to their snack table.
Ugh, yes Jessica Alba and her high maintenance ass made it to the 3rd position. Bitch…enough said. Another Jessica, who is more tolerable, took the number 2 slot. Jessica Biel, who is currently bedding Justin Timberlake, made her way to the top.
Drum roll for the number 1 spot….
Megan Fox is the hottest of the hot. The Transformers vixen who tolerated Shia LaBeouf making eyes at her goodies tops the list and dethrones last year’s winner, Jessica Alba. This woman is now my queen.
While filming “A Good Woman” Scarlett Johansson’s nipple popped out of her dress. Obviously editing failed to see said lady bit flopping around and left for eager, pervy bloggers to discover at a later date.
As if you care what the movie is about at this point. Click Continued to see Scarlett Johansson’s Nipple.
The film released in 2005. It was an adaption of Oscar Wilde’s play ‘Lady Windermere’s Fan’ set in New York and Italian Amalfi Coast. Scarlett played the role of Lady Windermere.
Start saving your money, you’ve got the opportunity of a lifetime, but it’s going to cost every cent you’ve got. Here’s your chance to have the date of a lifetime, a date with Scarlett Johansson.
Scarlett is offering herself up to raise money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay. At the time of this posting, bidding was at $152.50.
The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2009 red carpet premier of her upcoming film, He’s Just Not That Into You. The winner receives:
Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be in either Los Angeles or New York this July.
Chauffeured car service to the premiere.
Hair and makeup for one by Privé.
A meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere.
source: Money Buys Happiness: A Date with Scarlett [page six]
Ahhh, I can hear the sounds of rejoicing. Two of the hottest women in Hollywood are getting their freak on in the new Woody Allen film. “ Vicky Cristina Barcelona” may sound like a bad drag name, but the film promises a graphic scenes to make you blush. The sexcapades of Penelope and Scarjo have been rumored to make an audience simultaneously wet themselves.
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
The ladies also indulge in a threesome with costar Javier Bardem, who plays Cruz’s husband. We all know Penelope is one stealth freaky chic. She made out with her own sister for their brother, Eduardo Cruz, and his ‘Cosas Que Contar’ music video.
Add a box of Goobers and a wet nap and this is every 14 year old boy’s version of heaven.
A slew of lawsuits involving a celebrity have surfaced this week. Our justice system will be working overtime as the complaints of the high powered suing or being sued.
Dennis Quaid Suing Heparin Makers
After he and his wife Kimberly Buffington welcomed their newborn twins to the world the were overdosed with a blood thinner. Zoe Grace and Thomas Boone were almost killed by a lethal amount of Heparin being administered. The babies were given adult sized doses from a 10,000 unit vial two times before they started to bleed out. They were originally set to receive just 10 units. A technician at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles put the wrong vials in the storage cabinet used for infants.
Three other infants were killed from the same overdose in Indiana this year. Six other babies and two adult patients were also overdosed since 2001. The makers of Heparin, Baxter Healthcare issued a warning memo nearly a year ago of the overdosing. Cedars-Sinai had gotten the memo.
So why is Dennis suing Baxter Healthcare instead of the hospital? The suit sites poor labeling and failing to recall the drug despite the deaths. The couple is seeking $50,000 is damages. That is a modest sum being that their children almost died.
Us Weekly is feeling the wrath of Scarlett Johansson. The magazine ran a celebrity plastic surgery based issue. It contained side by side photo comparisons and a headline reading, “A-List Nip/Tuck. Did they or didn’t they? The best before and after photos that prove not all stars were born beautiful.” The cover featured Scarlett Johansson and insinuated that she had a nose job.
After seeing the copy of Us Magazine Johansson and her attorney issued statements calling their accusations of surgery defamatory and outrageous. She assured the press that she “will be taking legal action.” No word on what grounds she will be suing or for how much, but I foresee a settlement out of court.
Teri Hatcher and Hyrdoderm signed a contract in 2005 with a $2.4 million dollar price tag. Under the obligations, Teri was not allowed to support, back, represent or promote any other beauty products. The suit accused her of associating herself, name and image with at least 17 other beauty related products or companies. CityLips was one of the named products Hydroderm seemed to have the biggest problem. She gave the lip plumper from the competition credit for her red carpet glamour.
The skin care company is seeking the full $2.4 million in their suit. Meanwhile Hatcher and her lawyer are fighting the suit and seeking the full payment promised to her.
A New Zealand strip club is being served. Kylie Minogue sent her attorney team after the establishment after an image feature Kylie in a wet t-shirt was used to attract customers. The lawyers sent a letter asking them to remove the poster and stated that the image gave the idication that Minogue “endorsed” the club.
The owner of the strip club said that the image on the photo was not Kylie. A local paper quoted him as defending that he simply downloaded the image from the net over three months ago. He also felt it looked nothing like Kylie. After throwing a fit, he took it down due to a lawsuit threat. He is still trying to post the image and sent it to her attorney team to see if they would reconsider.
A rapper is trying to score some funds from a song he supposedly was a part of. Kyle Jones, aka Scratch, has filled a suit against Pink, aka Alecia Moore, for copyright infringement and breach of contract. Kyle claims he recorded a performance in November 2001 for the track “Respect” on her album “Missundaztood” and was never paid for his “work.” The legal papers state that they verbally spoke of payments but never came to an agreement. He is seeking at least $717, 600 in damages.
Why he waited six years to sue is probably one giant sign the guy is desperate and seeking some cash he doesn’t deserve. Pinks reps brushed off the suit saying it was “unjustified.”
Scarlett Johansson gave boyfriend Ryan Reynolds her wisdom tooth for his birthday.
The ‘Smokin Aces’ star turned 31 on Tuesday but Scarlett held an early celebration for him at Los Angeles’ Chateau Marmont hotel last week where she presented him with her tooth, which had been dipped in gold and made into a necklace.
Forbes has created its first-ever list of the top-selling celebrity faces, and the most appealing celebrity to grace magazine covers? Jennifer Aniston! Her face has sold over 5 million copies.
She’s followed by:
2) Brad Pitt
3) Scarlett Johansson
4) Angelina Jolie
5) Reese Witherspoon
6) Katie Holmes
7) Carrie Underwood
8) Jennifer Hudson [tie]
8) Valerie Bertinelli [tie]
10) Kelly Ripa
To come up with the list, Forbes “looked at the newsstand sales of the six leading celebrity weeklies– People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK!–over a six-month period ending June 30, as supplied by the Audit Bureau of Circulations. We eliminated all non-celebrity and collage covers as well as special issues with exceptionally large rate bases. Then we counted how many more–or less–issues the celebrity’s cover sold, as compared with the magazine’s average newsstand sales. Next, we factored in the number of full covers a celebrity graced. Finally, we ranked his or her consumer appeal using data from Encino, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research to rule out flukes.”
The least appealing celebs were Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. It’s amazing that after the whole Brad and Angelina news-apalooza, Jennifer Aniston is still the mags’ golden girl.
Source: “Jennifer Aniston is #1 Celebrity Cover Girl” [Just Jared]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
To come up with the list, Forbes “looked at the newsstand sales of the six leading celebrity weeklies– People, Star, US Weekly, In Touch Weekly, Life & Style and OK!–over a six-month period ending June 30, as supplied by the Audit Bureau of Circulations. We eliminated all non-celebrity and collage covers as well as special issues with exceptionally large rate bases. Then we counted how many more–or less–issues the celebrity’s cover sold, as compared with the magazine’s average newsstand sales. Next, we factored in the number of full covers a celebrity graced. Finally, we ranked his or her consumer appeal using data from Encino, Calif.-based polling firm E-Poll Market Research to rule out flukes.”
