French film actor Gerard Depardieu was caught short on a Paris to Dublin flight and chose not to bother going to the toilet before relieving himself, says airline CityJet.
“I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane,” a spokeswoman for the Air France-KLM subsidiary said on Wednesday, confirming a report on Europe 1 radio, which interviewed a passenger who witnessed the incident.
According to the passenger, who was not named, the 62-year-old was visibly inebriated and tried to stand up before take-off, when passengers are asked to wear seatbelts, declaring: “I want to piss, I want to piss.”
When a stewardess asked him to sit and wait 15 minutes until the jet took off and reached cruising altitude, he said he could not wait. “And there and then he stood up and did it on the floor,” she told the French broadcaster.
“We could see he had been drinking. The stewardess was dumbfounded,” she added. “No-one said anything. It all happened with courtesy. Mr Depardieu sat back down and the plane returned to the parking area to be cleaned.”
Anderson Cooper could barely contain himself while talking about the incident.
For some odd reason, there is nothing as infectiously hilarious as watching someone try and fail to keep a straight face.
‘The Ridiculist‘ is the recurring segment on AC360 in which host Anderson Cooper reports on the sublimely absurd stories of the day.
Turns out, she had drugged him, tied him to the bed and then cut off his penis. She tossed it into the garbage disposal, flicking on the switch.
Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce.
The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food.
He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim’s penis and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he “deserved it.”
Actress and former Playboy Playmate Yvette Vickers‘ mummified body was found in her Beverly Hills home last week, nearly a year after her death.
Vickers was best known for her bit roles in B-movies of the 1950′s like ‘Attack of the 50-Foot Woman‘ and was the Playboy Playmate in July 1959.
The Los Angeles Times is reporting that Vickers, 82, was not seen for a long time and one of her neighbors, actress Susan Savage, went to check on her after noticing old letters and cobwebs in her mailbox.
Savage said, “The letters seemed untouched and were starting to yellow. I just had a bad feeling.”
After Savage pushed open a barricaded front gate and scaling a hillside, she entered through a broken window after seeing a shock of blond hair, which turned out to be a wig.
Savage said the inside of the house was in disrepair and it was hard to move between the rooms as boxes containing clothes, junk mail and letters formed barriers.
She eventually found Vickers in a room upstairs and while Savage had known the actress for a long time, she said that the remains were unrecognizable.
“We’ve all been crying about this. Nobody should be left alone like that,” Savage said.
The police have said that the body’s mummified state suggests that Vickers could have been dead for close to a year.
The police have also said that while the official cause of death is still to be determined, they do not suspect foul play.
IMDB states that Vickers was divorced twice and she had an on-and-off 15-year relationship with the late actor Jim Hutton, the father of Timothy Hutton.
Some people get tattoos of flowers, others of favorite quotes. But there’s one man in Chile who decided to cover himself with tattoos of…Julia Roberts.
Newspaper salesman Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, 56, has not one, not 10, but 82 tattoos of Roberts’ face all over his body, according to Reuters. He has already spent $4,000 on his tats, and plans on getting more — if there’s room.
Bukovic’s fascination with the actress began with her leading role in ‘Erin Brockovich’ and took off from there. “The woman is great, she’s beautiful,” he said of the object of his tattoos, which cover his back, chest and arms.
While the images of Roberts span her various film roles, there’s one noticeably missing.
“Once I was talking to him about ‘Pretty Woman,’” said his tattoo artist. “And no, he doesn’t like me to talk about Julia Roberts [in that film] because she’s a prostitute there.”
Models are often asked to pose with animals, especially snakes, and I’m sure they are aware with the risk involved in it but don’t care because of the money. But now it’s the animals that should be asked if they are willing to take a risk with the models because a snake has died from silicone poisoning after biting into a model’s breast and here is a video of the whole thing.
Orit Fox, a model from Israel, was posing with a boa constrictor snake for some photoshoot but the snake obviously liked her boobs a bit too much and decided to bite into them but it was the snake who came off worse for wear.
Orit was taken to a nearby hospital and was given a tetanus shot but the snake died a while later from silicone poisoning. You can see the whole thing go down in the video above, to be honest I can’t really blame the snake for wanting to launch onto her boobs.
You couldn’t make up this shit if you tried – 50 Cent‘s house was broken into earlier this morning and one of the burglars was found drinking wine while sitting inside a closet.
TMZ reports that 50′s ridiculously big 52-room mansion in Connecticut was broken intwo by two men earlier this morning and police got a phone call at 6am from security guards who were concerned about a suspicious car out in the driveway.
Police then arrived and found one of the men easily enough but couldn’t find the second one because he was hiding in a closet while drinking down a bottle of wine which he robbed from 50′s home. The mans name is Alexander Hernandez, and he is now my new hero (aside from the breaking and entering of course).
They were both arrested and said they gained entry through an unlocked door, both of them were in possession of weed on them and were held on $50,000 bond. I’d like to know how the hell the police found even the first man because the house is so big.
source: 50 Cent’s House Burgled … By Closeted Wine Drinker [TMZ]
Heidi Jones, the weatherperson on New York’s WABC (and occasionally on Good Morning America), told police that a man had attacked her and tried to rape her as she was jogging in Central Park in September. Police say she lied.
She told police that on September 24, a Hispanic man grabbed her while she was jogging in the park, pulled her into the bushes, and tried to rape her. After an investigation turned up nothing, her story started to fall apart:
The first clue was that she waited until Nov. 24, two months later, to report the alleged attack, the sources said.
At the time, the sources said, she told police that three days earlier, on Nov. 21, the same man somehow found her again and harassed her, saying, “I know you went to the police.”
The Post says that Jones eventually admitted that she made up the story “in a plea for sympathy to counter some unknown setback that she was experiencing in her personal life.” An odd and perhaps very sad case.
Imagine being a CNN producer. You’ve got an upcoming medical segment on an unusual treatment for a man’s digestive disease. An illness, that CNN anchor Ali Velshiwill tell you in the story’s intro, involves “ten to fifteen bloody bowel movements a day.”
Already, we’re clearly in comedic territory, right? After all, what’s funnier than ulcerative colitis, an inflammatory bowel disease? Just you wait!
Well, in this case, since it involves the schoolyard comedy gold mine that is digestion, somebody at CNN figured it’d be a downright hoot to start the segment with a clip from the film Dumb and Dumber, showing Jeff Daniels graphically suffering from a sudden bout of diarrhea. And naturally, we’ll make sure you can hear the hilarious sounds of bowl-filling.
Diagnosed with ulcerative colitis, nothing helped except high doses of steroids, which because of severe side effects, he could take only for limited periods of time. Soon, the patient became so sick he had to quit his job.
His gastroenterologist wanted to admit him to the hospital for an intravenous round of cyclosporine, a potentially helpful yet dangerous medicine that depresses the body’s immune system and can increase the risk for getting cancer later in life.
Tommy Lee is laying the smack down on SeaWorld for the “sick and twisted” way they allegedly treat their most famous Orca’s penis.
The Motley Crue drummer just fired off a letter to SeaWorld accusing the park of keeping Tilikum the whale in captivity because, “he is your chief sperm bank.”
But Tommy is especially pissed about the way he believes SeaWorld extracts semen from Tilikum saying,
“We know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.”
Lee continues, “Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.”
Tommy and his friends at PETA have called for the whale’s release into the wild. SeaWorld has always maintained that the animals receive expert care at its parks.
The tuberous bushcricket has testicles which amount to 14 per cent of its body mass, according to research.
‘We couldn’t believe the size of these organs, they seemed to fill the entire abdomen,’ said Dr Karim Vahed, from the University of Derby.
But the insect’s large package does not mean it produces more sperm – in fact it may produce less. What it does mean, though, is that it can mate again and again without reserves being exhausted.
A envy amongst men?
The previous record was held by a species of fruit fly, whose testes to body weight ratio was recorded as 10.6 per cent.
And that my friend, is more than you needed to know.
A shocking photo has emerged featuring Canberra Raiders and Australian rugby league star Joel Monaghan in a compromising position with a dog.
Monaghan is shown holding the dog by the ears, while the dog appears to be licking Monaghan’s genitals.
Monaghan, 28, described the incident as a “simulated act” meant to be a prank. “Joel can’t blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life,” manager Jim Banaghan said in a statement.
“Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent team mate by simulating the act. There are no words of explanation that can be offered because none can be appropriate. Joel has to now face his family as well as fans and supporters with that shame and has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the consequences of what has happened.”
Raiders Chief Executive Officer Don Furner said an investigation was underway. “If he did it, it is something he will live with for the rest of his life,” Furner told a media conference.
The incident reportedly happened during the Raiders’ Mad Monday celebrations following their finals loss to Wests Tigers.
The NRL says it will await the outcome of the Raiders investigation.The photo was reportedly posted on the internet on Monday before being taken down by the Melbourne radio station that had put it online.
The action was too late with the image being re-posted through Twitter.
Banaghan attacked those who had sent the image through cyberspace.
“The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma,” he said.
The National Rugby League has today warned the Canberra club that it will closely monitor any disciplinary action taken against Raiders player Joel Monaghan.
NRL Chief Executive Mr David Gallop said that he was shocked and appalled at the image circulated of the player in the media today.
“We have a system of allowing clubs to take the initial action in relation to disciplinary issues as they are the employers and we will maintain that principle,” Mr Gallop said.
“The fact of the matter remains that in any circumstance this is an appalling incident and one that has offended everyone associated with the sport.
“It is important that the club deals with it appropriately and that it reports to the NRL as soon as possible on the outcomes.”
You can see the uncensored NSFW photo after the jump ** WARNING ** It’s not safe for life!
Some people have way too much time on their hands and a sick sense of humor because someone has decided to create an iPhone charger in the shape of umbilical cord.
As you can see in the video the charger even twitches like a real umbilical cord. The design comes from Japanese artist Mio I-zawa, who also created the ‘mechanical tumour’ installation.
The only question I have is why?
source: Umbilical cord iPhone charger charges your battery, makes you lose your breakfast [Recombu]
Thirsty? Why not open an ice-cold bottle of pot-infused root beer?
A new line of pot-infused beverages masquerading behind soda flavors are now available to patients with a prescription for medical marijuana. Made by Colorado-based Dixie Elixirs, the carbonated drinks are marketed to medicinal-marijuana patients who wish to avoid “weed culture” stigmas.
The organic drinks come in eight different flavors (including root beer, pink lemonade or grape) and serve as alternatives to smoking cannabis, which is legal for medical use by prescription in 14 states and used as an alternative to pain killers. (Who knows? Maybe Ms. Norbury’s marijuana tablets aren’t so out of the question after all.)
No word yet on how much a case of drinkable marijuana will cost, but we have a feeling it may run a little higher than anything Pepsi is pushing.
I know, it still doesn’t make any sense to me, either. I’ve read the story countless times already, trying to make heads or tails from it and I still don’t get it. But I digress.
Vince Neil used to think that slathering egg burritos all over his junk would make his girlfriend think he wasn’t having sloppy sex with random chicks.
Okay, so he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, right? In a new interview with “Hustler” magazine, he told of the times when he and his Motley Crue bandmates used the tactic to fool their wives/girlfriends:
We were always f*cking other chicks at the studio and backstage… We would take Tommy Lee’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just f*cked. So our d*cks smelled of eggs… We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our d*cks.”
Wow. Just wow. I don’t think that’s something that I would’ve revealed to close friends, let alone to a magazine that gets read by millions. You stay classy, Vince.
source: Way To Waste A Perfectly Good Burrito – [dlisted]
One batch of tourists got more than an eyeful at the MGM Grand while witnessing a 400 pound lion attacking a trainer and biting his leg.
The trainer is not severely harmed and is currently in recovery. Despite the attack, he is planning to return to work and the lion is already back on display.
Even after the killer whale attack at Sea World resulting in death, and an elephant attack that caused life threatening injuries on its trainer, the shock and awe factor doesn’t simmer down — a couple was able to capture the attack on video and was broadcast on Good Morning America.
