I don’t even know what to say to this except it is disgustingly hilariously… while some news anchor was doing a live segment on Dutch TV she had a bad case of diarrhea – while wearing white jeans!
The funny part starts around the 1:00 minute mark, but watch the whole thing because you can tell she is having stomach pains the whole time until eventually it just falls straight out of her and she runs off showing off her stains.
This is why if you are having a crappy day with your stomach you should stay home and do not ever wear white jeans. I’ve seen women with period stains in their white jeans but this is on a whole other level.
UPDATE (Allie): LOL @ the dude saying, “Whoa!”
source: Female News Anchor Has The Explosive Runs In Her Pants Live On Dutch TV! (Stains Up White Jeans) [World Star HipHop]
Chris Henry is currently fighting for his life after a domestic dispute with his fiance on Wednesday.
According to Charlotte, NC police, the Cincinnati Bengals receiver was in a dispute with his wife, Loleini Tonga, just before noon when she took off in a yellow truck.
According to a statement released by police,
“The domestic situation continued between the operator and Mr. Henry, at some point while she was driving, Mr. Henry came out of the back of the vehicle.”
Henry was found about a half mile from the house on a residential street, badly injured.
According to the latest reports, Chris Henry is currently on life support.
“We ask everyone to pray for Chris,” agent Andy Simms of PlayersRep Sports said in a statement. “We also ask that you respect the privacy of Chris’ family. Chris is indeed battling for his life tonight, and our thoughts and prayers (are) with him during this extremely difficult time.”
Amy Winehouse was supposedly admitted to a London hospital earlier this week due to complications with her medication, but this is not the reason. Her medications are fine, it’s the £35,000 boob job that is kicking her ass.
In today’s too-funny-to-be-made-up news, the new boobs that have been so prominently displayed on the chest of Amy Winehouse lately have tried to escape, and failing that, committed suicide.
Amy’s dad Mitch told viewers of his online show Mitch Winehouse’s Showbiz Rant that:
“It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”
A friend of Amy’s told Britain’s Daily Mirror:
“She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
I refuse to believe that this was the first time Amy Winehouse noticed something oozing out of her top.
source: Amy Winehouse’s Breast Trouble [Living TV]
Michael Phelps got himself into a three-car accident in his hometown of Baltimore, Maryland, last night at around 9pm local time.
Police say that Phelps was left unscathed but a woman in the other car was shaken up and taken to the local hospital after complaining of head and arm pains.
Phelps was driving his Cadillac Escalade when he collided with a Honda Accord after someone ran a redlight, they then both hid a third car that was parked at the time.
Police also tell TMZ that alcohol was not a factor in the crash, they didn’t give him a field sobriety test because they felt it was unnecessary after interviewing him.
Phelps was apparently carrying two passengers, both who are said to have been unharmed in the accident.
How long until Michael Phelps has a lawsuit on his hands?
Two people were pronounced dead just a couple of hours after the stage for Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet collapsed in Marseille, France.
The accident didn’t happen while there was a concert on, instead it happened while they were building the stage for her gig in the French city which was to take place on Sunday, July 19th. As of now, eight other people are still in hospital with serious conditions.
Madonna issued a statement through her spokesperson Liz Rosenberg saying “I am devastated to have just received this tragic news, my prayers go out to those who were injured and their families along with my deepest sympathy to all those affected by this heartbreaking news.”
The accident happened after four cranes lifting the stage set roof apparently snapped, sending everything crashing to the stage.
Madonna was playing a concert in Italy last night when the accident took place, she apparently broke down crying and said she was devastated, adding “I ask you for a moment to stop and think of the people who have lost their lives, we need to appreciate life, the people we love and our families.”
City officials of Marseille have now canceled the Madonna concert which was scheduled for Sunday – she next plays on July, 21 in Barcelona, Spain.
Matt Lauer was riding his bike over the weekend, probably pretending he’s in the Tour de Frace, when a deer jumped in front of him, causing him to flip over the handle bars and injuring his shoulder.
Deer: 1, Lauer: 0.
Lauer — who was scheduled to have surgery Monday — hopes to return to the show later this week. Co-anchor Meredith Vieira told viewers that Lauer “thinks the deer was hired by the competition.”
“I hired the deer,” Vieira cracked, “but I said, ‘Just graze him.’”
