Adrianne Curry has just posted another random blog on her MySpace page, discussing her annoyance and disgust with men who shake it after peeing.
Why Guys Should NOT Shake After Pissing
Current mood: image relieved
Do you boys really think that shaking your dick after pissing somehow DRIES the pee off of it? Really?? Who started teaching this primative and disgusting method? I have already told my husband, if we have a son, I am teaching him to wipe the tip. His wife will oneday drop to her knees in thanks. The funniest thing about it is, men wonder why girls don’t want to give them head! Well, let me tell you why, it’s because your dick is nasty. It is because you don’t seem to notice the PISS STAINS on your own underwear when you pull em up over your dribbling wee wee!
The worst part about it is, the fact that while it dribbles, it drips all over toilet seats, floors, etc! Do you guys understand what it feels like to SIT in someone elses piss? How about stepping in it? No? Well, us women do. We experience it in the middle of the night, in the wee hours of the morning, etc! What makes it worse is when the guy is naked, and he has no underwear to absorb the piss leaking out of his wee wee. Then it gets EVERYWHERE!
I love my blog. It is a place that I can get things off my chest so I can feel better in my everyday life. THIS particular subject has been deeply bothering me for quite some time.I finally feel free!
Ladies, would you not agree with me? How many of you suffer this with your boyfriends or husband?
Gentlemen, what is so hard about ripping off ONE square to wipe the pee off your wee wee, instead of unsuccessfully trying to fling it all over? Isn’t it disrespectful to expect a woman to do anything with a wee wee that has dried pee all over it??
PS- for any dude that wants to say “your husband is old, blah blah blah” my ex of 5 years (dated from 15 till i was almost 21) was young and healthy, and he fuckin dripped too! My brothers, Dad, etc…all dripped! You are in DENIAL! I will admit, most of the offenses that happen in our house are from Chritopher’s FRIENDS! Clenaing the guest bathroom makes me wanna vomit.
Television reality star Adrianne Curry hosted the Marijuana Policy Project’s third annual party at the Playboy Mansion on June 12, 2008 in Beverly Hills, California.
Meanwhile, her husband Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) is breaking his arm on Celebrity Circus.
While being interviewed, Celine Dion admitted to smoking pot. Giggling like a school girl she told the tale of her adventure with marijuana.
Does the person pictured above look like a pot smoker to you!?
‘The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal. And I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals and we stopped and I tried.’
But the 39-year-old insists the substance had no effect on her: ‘Nothing. No. But I didn’t choke. I took one puff and I said, ‘Okay, nothing happened!’ It was funny. ‘It was, for us, like cheating. ‘Oooh!’ You know, there might be paparazzi!”
While I am not a rocket pot scientist…I am pretty sure she did it wrong. Dion is the only celeb found of weed. David Arquette, Mischa Barton, Kelly Clarkson, Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, Norah Jones, Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Adrianne Curry and even Barak Obama all have admitted to or been spotted with a doobie.
Obama also spilled the weed during an interview in 2007.
“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
I think I might actually be able to tolerate her if she were stoned off her extensions.
You remember that episode of “My Fair Brady” where Adrianne Curry gets Christopher Knight the gift of lesbian nudity?
The two almost got divorced over the ordeal, but went back to petty arguing in the next episode.
How many men would be upset over nude photos of his wife with a woman? I’m pretty sure that’s the stereotypical dream of every straight man to roam the earth. In the defense of Chirs….didn’t he go nuts and threaten divorce of her lesbionic Playboy spread too?
Being that it is Monday, we could use some pointless nudity to get our week started. You can send letters and gifts of thanks to my office.
Christopher Knight, the former Brady Bunch star, has threatened to leave his model wife Adrianne Curry after she posed for sexy lesbian photos as a birthday gift.
The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate.
The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans – but they started a new one.
In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.”
Frankly, it smells just like PR to me. After all, we do have a new Playboy spread.
What others said:
Fatback and Collards says, “It’s kind of like that O. Henry story where the dude sells his watch to buy his wife combs and she sells her hair to buy her husband a watch chain and they learn that love is the greatest gift of all, except here, the wife gets naked with 2 other girls and the husband IS A GOD DAMNED IDIOT. The end.”
What Would Tyler Durden Do says, ” vote for more hot lesbian action every time there’s an election, so obviously I’m open minded and okay with this sort of thing, unlike that mincing gay wad Christopher Knight.”
Could this be the photo in question? Yes I had to censor the picture… you can see the uncensored version after the jump! [click continued below]
Adrianne Curry gets naked and graces the cover of Playboy once again. Her black thigh highs are just one of the perks in the first issue of 2008. Artie Lange, comic extraordinaire, gives an interview for the male driven mag. Touching on serious subjects like A-Rod, retirement and a heroin addiction.
His thoughts on A-Rod:
“F—— A-Rod. Can A-Rod get one f—— hit in October? A double down the line – something? (He is) a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs last year he went to a hospital and promised a dying kid he’d ground out to second for him. … It’s true … I was there. A-Rod pointed to second base.”
Work isn’t exactly at the top of his list of things to do. Being on a stage or television just doesn’t put the cream in his twinkie anymore. After making millions he is ready to call it quits.
“I’m sick of this s—. I’m tired. I just want to retire.”
Having a website created to timestamp his death doesn’t seem to bother him. Artielangedeathwatch.com is purely for press, but boasts “Save Artie” shirts and stickers. Even at the blatant dig at his weight, drinking and drug use he lives with merely one regret. After dating a New Jersey teacher he couldn’t let go of his heroin addiction.
Thank God Adrianne gets naked. It would be one depressing rag without some boobies to cheer you up. Click “Continued” to see her spread from her previous venture at Playboy along with some fresh photos. Obviously it is NSFW.
Adrianne Curry will appear in the January 2008 issue of Playboy. She originally posed in February 2006 shortly after winning “America’s Next Top Model”. She’s certainly a gorgeous model, but I don’t think Playboy is quite what Tyra and the gang had in mind when they crowned her the best model of the cycle.
Playboy’s promo reads:
“Adrianne Curry — Since America’s Top Model wed Christopher Knight, we have a new favorite Brady. Come see why in an unbridled pictorial, and keep your eyes wide shut. Thanks for sharing, Pete.”
Adrianne is reportedly getting paid $2 million for the photo spread.
More revealing pics of Adrianne:
Source: “Adrianne Curry Poses For Playboy” [Right Celebrity]
I am not going to comment and I’m not going to post her entire rant. You can click here if you want to read the whole blog entry. But Adrianne Curry has a talent, she looks good in a photograph. She should not, however, try to philosophize on any subject of importance. Here’s what she decided to say:
MY Boycott against BET and Black History Month
Because of my last blog, and all the wonderful feedback I got..it made me think…
This is gonna be hard guys. I LOVE the comedians on BET. I also LOVE the fact that they play my favorite show of all time, In Living Color. However, I do not believe in seperating ANY RACE in America. WE ARE AMERICANS! How dare we have Black History Month! In my eyes, the Native Americans deserve it MUCH more, seeing how we destroyed their ENTIRE SOCIETY. There are hardly any of them left! They also have been proven to have the WORST living conditions on their reservations. I want AN AMERICAN HISTORY MONTH. One where we learn about EVERY race, ALL OF OUR LEADERS, EVERYONE! I think by having a month dedicated to one race, and not one for any other, is RACIST. Every fund set up to only help people of one race is SICK and RACIST.
By they way, is it February?
Source: “MY Boycott against BET and Black History Month” [adricurry MySpace]
Adrianne Curry is attending the HER Luau at the Playboy Mansion. She opts for the barely there clothing, which may be ok for a luau, but take into account fellow guests like Denise Richards and Kim Kardashian were fully clothed. If Kim Kardashian is fully clothed, that may be a hint you’re a little under dressed.
“I have been worn thin. I am stressed, my anxiety is out the roof, my body is weak, I’ve lost 10 pounds from being sick, and I’m depressed.
At least I can admit that I am unhealthy in the mind.”
She also said that as a teen, she “used to fall into these funks all the time,” but now she reveals that she might need a little “help” to beat the blues this time.
“I think I may ask if it’s time to be put on some meds again,” she writes. “Being in this state of mind is very dangerous for me. The last thing I need is to be offered drugs at this weak state.”
Adrianne also threw in this gem about celebrities:
‘The only time I did one puff was in Holland, where it’s legal. And I went to a cafeteria with some girls, with the little boats and the canals and we stopped and I tried.’ 
The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. 
“F—— A-Rod. Can A-Rod get one f—— hit in October? A double down the line – something? (He is) a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs last year he went to a hospital and promised a dying kid he’d ground out to second for him. … It’s true … I was there. A-Rod pointed to second base.”
“Adrianne Curry — Since America’s Top Model wed Christopher Knight, we have a new favorite Brady. Come see why in an unbridled pictorial, and keep your eyes wide shut. Thanks for sharing, Pete.”
