Yesterday, at an airport in Germany, Madonna walked through the metal detector wearing a bath robe, clip-on bangs and tennis shoes. Written on the back of her robe were the words, “Dancing Queen.”
source: Vadge Can Do Whatever She Wants [dlisted]
According to reports, funny man Jerry Lewis was busted for carrying a concealed weapon at Las Vegas’ McCarran International Airport on Friday.
Authorities discovered an unloaded firearm in his carry-on luggage.
The old dog claimed he didn’t know the weapon was in the bag and stated that other people in his family had used the bag.
His manager told TMZ that it was a “fun gun” — essentially a show prop — and he did not know it was in his bag. Coughbullshitcough.
source: Jerry — Toteboardin’, Gun Totin’ [tmz]