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Links To Hollywood - #129

Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories - Photo

Paris Hilton Denies Using Dogs as Accessories - Dlisted

Denise Richards Bikini Photo Shoot - The Bastardly

Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini - Flisted

New York Pay Phones are Scary - City Rag

It’s All About Product Placement - Bumpshack

Brooke Hogan Doesn’t Talk to Mom Anymore - Celebrity Smack

Dexter’s Work Is Never Done - Pink is the New Blog

Alyssa Milano Naked and Cut Up - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Ray Quinn to Star in Grease - Holy Moly

Madonna and Hubby to Split After World Tour - Bricks and Stones

Solange Knowles Parties with Lindsay & Sam - Celeb Warship

Paris Hilton Has Never Looked Better - Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Carmen Electra Promotes Gaming Tables - Popbytes

Britney Spears is NOT Sexy in a Bikini - Egotastic

Michelle Williams Fighting for Matilda’s Inheritance - A Socialites Life

Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career - Celeb News Wire

Cynthia Nixon Didn’t Get Her Titties Done - Pop On The Pop

Alicia Silverstone’s Dogs Don’t Fart - Allie is Wired

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Links To Hollywood - #20

Fergie: Not engaged or pregnant - A Socialites Life

Is Denise Richards on a cocaine diet - Celebrity Smack

Mickey Rourke - would you hit it - dlisted

Celebrity Picks for Super Bowl Sunday - Bumpshack

NYC Subways go Gay and Lesbian - Popbytes

Britney Spears tries to bring sexy back - Hollyscoop

Alyssa Milano - Justin’s other new gal - Hollywood Tuna

Phil’s version of an Elizabeth Hurley Nipple Slip - Egotastic

Are Hilary Swank and her agent really dating - Just Jared

Supernova failed to reach critical mass - Fatback and Collards

Elizabeth Hurley’s engagement ring & grey hair - Monica Monroe Gossip

Paris Hilton Exposed - She’s a horrible actress - Jossip

You want to put “WHAT” in my hair? - Splash News Online

Kitson rolls out new t-shirt concepts - Defamer

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Mark Foley, Scarlett Johannssonn, and Pedophilia

Matthew Yglesias points out that, since Scarlett Johannssonn was very pretty at the age of 16, we should not use the term “pedophilia” when referring to Mark Foley’s hitting on boys of a similar age. I actually haven’t done that, so no correction needed.

Still, it does bring up an interesting debate that resurfaces from time to time. There was, for example, a big cross-blog discussion involving Dan Drezner, Atrios, Yglesias, and myself over three years ago on the topic, “Why is it that some celebrities under the age of eighteen can be universally acknowledged as sexy, whereas if that adjective is assigned to other underage but physically mature stars, people start leveling accusations of perversion and lechery?”

Anna Kournikova was a sex symbol very young and yet no one seemed to object to it. Indeed, it was controversial only in that some contended it was improper for her to get so much attention–and money–for her looks while much better but homelier tennis players suffered. Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and the Olsen Twins entered the discussion as well. There are probably at least a dozen others that could be easily named.

Further, as I’ve noted many times over the years, it was not that long ago that girls were married and having children in early adolescence. Clearly, our cultural norms have radically changed in that regard, as people remain “children” longer, postponing jobs, marriage, children and other badges of adulthood for several additional years while attending school much longer.

On the other hand, the reaction to the Foley scandal has caught the Zeitgeist in a way that goes well beyond an ordinary sexual harrassment matter. The gay angle has clearly played some part in that, although I’m pretty sure people would still be appalled if a Congressman were coming onto 16-year-old girls who were working for him. His actions seem viscerally wrong in a way that, say, a grown NHL player hitting on Anna Kournikova did not.
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Alyssa Milano’s Nipples Inspire Mets

Alyssa Milano showed up at a Mets game in a tight, low cut sweater that showed off her cleavage and her cold-enhanced nipples or, as Hollywood Tuna dubs them, “her wonderful breasts and inspirational nipples.”

From this set of facts, we get some dubious causal analysis: “Yes, inspirational. Look how well the Mets are doing this year. They’re in first place. All thanks to Alyssa’s nipples.”

Here is a photograph of the nipples in question:

Alyssa Milano�s Nipples at  Mets Game Photo

More sophisticated analysis, comparing Mets wins and losses with the appearances of Alyssa Milano and her nipples at ballgames, would be a minimum for establishing this connection. Moreover, univariate analysis is always problematic. We would need to know whether Milano had visited other teams’ ballparks and how their fortunes turned on that basis. Ideally, we would also need data on the overall nipple quality of the women in attendance for all Major League teams. Such research would be difficult, to be sure. But, in the interests of science, it must be done.

Still, the Mets should nonetheless invite Milano to as many games as possible. No sense in taking chances.

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Women of the CW Network

Several of my celebrity blogosphere brethren have noted that the hybrid CW network, formed by taking the best shows on UPN and WB, has almost certainly the hottest collection of women of any channel this side of Playboy. It’s a good observation worth exploring in depth.

Egotastic’s dubs it “The Hottest Damn Network on TV” and observed,

Alexis Bledel and Kristen Bell will be heating up Tuesday nights with The Gilmore Girls followed by Veronica Mars. Wednesday nights have Tyra Banks and the girls from America’s Next Top Model followed by One Tree Hill with Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, and Bethany Joy Galeotti (formerly Lenz). Thursdays is staying the same as it was on The WB with Kristen Kreuk, Alison Mack and Erica Durance on Smallville, followed by Supernatural, but I don’t watch that show because there are no hot girls on that one.

Sadly, Everwood got cut at the last minute to make room for 7th Heaven to return with Beverly Mitchell, so we’ll be saying goodbye to Emily Van Camp and Sarah Drew since they didn’t have a chance to go out for pilot season. Charmed also ended this year, so no more Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, or Holly Marie Combs.

To illustrate his point, he has assembled 60 photos of these lovelies for your viewing pleasure.

Pink’s Trent is less effusive, noting only that, “The plan for the network is to take the hottest shows from UPN and the hottest shows from The WB and create a new network of the hottest shows. To me, The CW strikes me as The WB 2.0.”

CPG has its own gallery of CW hotties.

The CW is a really dumb name for a new network, but you can’t go wrong with loading your schedule with hot chicks. Damn these guys are smart! Some of the babes at the CW’s Upfront part includes “Veronica Mars” herself, Kristen Bell, “One Tree Hill’s” Sophia Bush, “Seventh Heaven”-ly body Beverly Mitchell, one-half of “The Gilmore Girls” Alexis Bledel, “Smallville’s” resident hotties Erica Durance, Kristin Kreuk, Allison Mack, and of course, America’s top model herself Tyra Banks, huge forehead and all.

We’ll see how the network fares. But I like their strategic vision.

Here are some photos:

Allison Mack Women of the CW Network PhotosErica Durance Women of the CW Network Photos Kristen Kreuk Women of the CW Network Photos 2Alexis Bledel Women of the CW Network PhotosSophia Bush Women of the CW Network Photos

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